Текст и перевод песни Les Enfoirés - Tableau "Étrange avion" (Live Version)

Tableau "Étrange avion" (Live Version)

Vous inquiétez pas
Je vais vous faire montrer comment ça marche un avion
À l'escale, venez donc dans la cabine
Je vous ferai visiter et puis je vous expliquerai
Les rudiments du pilotage
À tout à l'heure
À tout à l'heure commandant
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Bien, un, deux, trois, test, test
Ah, bonjour monsieur
Bonjour, bonjour
Mais attendez, excusez-moi, vous êtes qui vous?
Enchanté je suis, je remplace le copilote qui a une gastro
T'as déjà piloté?
Ah non, non, jamais, je suis pâtissier
Ah pâtissier, d'accord, alors tu touches à rien d'accord?
Ok, ok mais je fais quoi de tout ces boutons là
Et bien t'as qu'à te les percer
Bon allez tiens, tu vas m'aider à faire la check-list ok?
Ok
Radar Control? Ok
Driving style? Ok
Matt Pokora? Ok
Transcodeur? Ok
Un petit câlin?
Ok pour le câlin
Mesdames et messieurs, bonsoir
Enfoir'Air vol 469 à destination de Lyon
Papa Tango Panaché
Tour de contrôle demande l'autorisation de faire un rototo?
Merci tour de contrôle
Tour de contrôle, demande autorisation de décoller
Le papier peint du salon
C'est une petite blague de pilote
Mesdames et messieurs c'est le commandant "Delait" qui vous parle
Oui je sais c'est rigolo, ça fait dent de lait
C'est rigolo, moi ça me fait rire
Bon, donc je disais, le commandant Delait vous parle
Je serai assisté du copilote Pâtissier
C'est quoi ton nom?
Mon nom c'est, c'est Ro
Serrault? Michel Serrault?
Non, non, mon nom c'est Ro
Ah Ro, et ton prénom?
Denis? Denis Ro?
Et bien voilà, fallait le dire
Allez mon petit Denis, on est parti
Tiens mets la clé et on décolle
C'est parti, allez
Même s'il pleut l'été sera chaud
Dans les tee-shirts dans les maillots
De la Côte d'Azur à Saint-Malo
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
Dans les tee-shirts dans les maillots
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
De la Côte d'Azur à Saint-Malo
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
Où vais-je aller?
Qui vais-je aimer?
Tenue de soirée
C'est démodé
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
Dans les tee-shirts dans les maillots
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
De la Côte d'Azur à Saint-Malo
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
Où vais-je aller?
Qui vais-je aimer?
Ça fait tout beau
Ça fait tout beau, l'été sera chaud
L'été sera chaud, l'été sera chaud
De la Côte d'Azur à Saint-Malo
Mesdames et messieurs quelques informations sur notre vol
Nous sommes à une vitesse qui est pas trop mal
Et nous volons actuellement à une altitude
Oh putain, oh putain, cent cinquante mille mètres d'altitude
Regarde, Pluton, Mercure, Vénus, Williams
Venus Williams, oui bon c'est pas grave
Oh mon dieu mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
Oh Motherfucker
J'aurais pas du manger de la soupe au choux
Merci Jean-Baptiste, super
On redescend
Bien, nous vous rappelons que ce vol est non fumeur
Mais pour ceux qui ne peuvent pas tenir quatorze heures
Quatorze heures si tout ce passe bien
Une terrasse a été aménagé sur l'aile gauche, pas de problème
Touche pas à la clé, touche pas à la clé, non touche à rien
Viens dans mon avion y'a le printemps qui chante
Viens dans mon avion tous les oiseaux t'attendent
Près des grands étangs bleus et dans les chemins creux
On ira tous les deux oublier ce rêve facile
Dis, ça fait combien de temps
Que tu n'as pas vu un peuplier, une fleur des champs?
Change de ciel, viens voir la terre
Voir le soleil et les rivières
Viens dans mon avion y'a le printemps qui chante
Viens dans mon avion tous les oiseaux t'attendent
Les pommiers sont en fleurs, ils berceront ton coeur
Toi qui es tout en pleurs, ne reste pas dans la ville
Viens dans mon avion y'a le printemps qui chante
Viens dans mon avion tous les oiseaux t'attendent
Près des grands étangs bleus et dans les chemins creux
On ira tous les deux oublier ce rêve facile
Viens dans mon avion
On réduit les moteurs
Soixante pourcent, tu gardes le cap
Tiens, t'as envie de faire une petite annonce aux passagers
Et bien écoute si, occupe-toi de l'annonce du duty-free
Ok, on y va, bonjour, bonjour,
Bonjour à tous, c'est le pilote Pâtissier qui vous parle
Dans un instant les hôtesses passeront parmi vous pour vous proposer nos articles
En duty-free
Alors comme d'habitude, des cheeseburgers, des CD folklore tibétain, des tapis persans
Une montgolfière et bien évidemment mon parfum pour vous mesdemoiselles
Mesdames et messieurs pour agrémenter votre voyage plusieurs films vous seront projetés
Durant le vol
Mes vacances à La Baule en juillet 2009, où il avait fait très chaud
Les cinquante ans de Tonton Jojo ou bien le mariage de Jean-Michel et Sylvain
A votre guise, bon vol à tous
À gauche
We could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
And you played it to the beat
Baby I have no story to be told
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn
The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love they leave me breathless, I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
And you played it to the beat
We could have had it all
But you played it, you played it, you played it, you played it
To the beat
Attends, bouge pas, je réduis
T'en veux une autre? Écoute celle-là
C'est deux oeufs dans une porte de frigo
Y'en a un qui est là depuis un moment et le nouveau lui dit
Hé dis moi, qu'est-ce que t'as toi? T'es bizzare, t'es tout vert, t'es plein de poils
J'suis un kiwi connard
Non, c'est une blague de pilote
Mesdames et Messieurs sur la droite de l'appareil, vous pouvez apercevoir en ce moment
La belle ville de Lyon
Regardez, nous survolons la capitale des Gaules, Lugdunum en latin
Admirez la cathédrale Saint-Jean, le stade Gerland, regardez comme il est beau
Ce stade
La basilique de Fourvière, la place Bellecour
Et là nous allons faire un petit vol plané au-dessus des champs de quenelles
Regardez les champs de quenelle comme ils sont beaux
Oh des saucissons, une réserve de saucisson, des saucissons en liberté
Oh c'est magnifique
Oh une plantation de Saint-Marcelin, de la Mère Richard
Et attention maintenant Denis regarde, on va faire une petit rase-motte au-dessus
De la Halle Tony Garnier
Où je crois qu'il ce passe quelque chose
Écoute, écoute
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Prends-moi par la main
Dis-moi des mots d'amour
Des mots qui me touchent
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Je suis enchantée
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Prends-moi par la taille
Caresse-moi l'épaule
Le creux de mes reins
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Ravie de te rencontrer
In my life
In my dreams
This man couldn't walk away from my hips
Just a bite
On my lips
I couldn't say a word just stuttering
Coco Choco Chanel Coco
Coco Choco Chanel and Chocolat
How stupid is that?
I should tell him
Remember the night he came in my life
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Prends-moi par la main
Dis-moi des mots d'amour
Des mots qui me touchent
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Je suis enchantée
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Prends-moi par la taille
Caresse-moi l'épaule
Le creux de mes reins
Monsieur Sainte Nitouche
Ravie de te rencontrer
Alors là tu vois Denis, tu mets le pilote automatique, et on va faire caca
Come on everybody
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you
Shake that
I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo, we party rock
Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you
Shake that
Every day I'm shufflin'
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Painting "Strange Plane" (Live Version)

Don't worry,
I'm going to show you how a plane works.
During the stopover, come to the cockpit,
I'll give you a tour and explain
The basics of flying.
See you later.
See you later, captain.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Alright, one, two, three, test, test
Ah, hello sir
Hello, hello
But wait, excuse me, who are you?
Pleased to meet you, I'm replacing the co-pilot who has a stomach bug
Have you ever flown a plane?
Ah no, no, never, I'm a pastry chef
Ah, a pastry chef, okay, so don't touch anything, alright?
Okay, okay, but what do I do with all these buttons here?
Well, just pierce them
Alright, here, you're going to help me do the checklist, okay?
Okay
Radar Control? Ok
Driving style? Ok
Matt Pokora? Ok
Transcoder? Ok
A little hug?
Okay for the hug
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening
Enfoir'Air flight 469 to Lyon
Papa Tango Panache
Control tower requests permission to do a spin?
Thank you, control tower
Control tower, requesting permission to take off
The wallpaper in the living room
It's a little pilot joke
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain "Delait" speaking
Yes, I know it's funny, it sounds like baby teeth
It's funny, it makes me laugh
So, as I was saying, Captain Delait speaking
I will be assisted by co-pilot Pâtissier
What's your name?
My name is, it's Ro
Serrault? Michel Serrault?
No, no, my name is Ro
Ah, Ro, and your first name?
Denis? Denis Ro?
Well, there you go, you should have said so
Come on, my little Denis, let's go
Here, put in the key and let's take off
Let's go, come on
Even if it rains, the summer will be hot
In T-shirts, in swimsuits
From the Côte d'Azur to Saint-Malo
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
In T-shirts, in swimsuits
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
From the Côte d'Azur to Saint-Malo
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
Where will I go?
Who will I love?
Evening wear
It's outdated
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
In T-shirts, in swimsuits
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
From the Côte d'Azur to Saint-Malo
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
Where will I go?
Who will I love?
It's all good
It's all good, the summer will be hot
The summer will be hot, the summer will be hot
From the Côte d'Azur to Saint-Malo
Ladies and gentlemen, some information about our flight
We are at a speed that is not too bad
And we are currently flying at an altitude
Oh damn, oh damn, one hundred and fifty thousand meters altitude
Look, Pluto, Mercury, Venus, Williams
Venus Williams, yes, well, it doesn't matter
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh Motherfucker
I shouldn't have eaten cabbage soup
Thanks Jean-Baptiste, great
We're going back down
Well, we remind you that this flight is non-smoking
But for those who cannot hold on for fourteen hours
Fourteen hours if everything goes well
A terrace has been set up on the left wing, no problem
Don't touch the key, don't touch the key, no, don't touch anything
Come on my plane, spring is singing
Come on my plane, all the birds are waiting for you
Near the large blue ponds and in the hollow paths
We will both go and forget this easy dream
Say, how long has it been
Since you last saw a poplar tree, a wildflower?
Change your sky, come see the earth
See the sun and the rivers
Come on my plane, spring is singing
Come on my plane, all the birds are waiting for you
The apple trees are in bloom, they will rock your heart
You who are all in tears, don't stay in the city
Come on my plane, spring is singing
Come on my plane, all the birds are waiting for you
Near the large blue ponds and in the hollow paths
We will both go and forget this easy dream
Come on my plane
We're reducing the engines
Sixty percent, you keep the course
Here, do you want to make a little announcement to the passengers
Well listen, if so, take care of the duty-free announcement
Okay, here we go, hello, hello,
Hello everyone, this is the Pastry Chef pilot speaking
In a moment the hostesses will pass among you to offer you our items
In duty-free
So as usual, cheeseburgers, Tibetan folk CDs, Persian rugs
A hot air balloon and of course my perfume for you ladies
Ladies and gentlemen, to enhance your trip, several films will be shown to you
During the flight
My holidays in La Baule in July 2009, where it was very hot
Uncle Jojo's fiftieth birthday or the wedding of Jean-Michel and Sylvain
At your leisure, have a good flight everyone
To the left
We could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
And you played it to the beat
Baby I have no story to be told
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn
The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love they leave me breathless, I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
And you played it to the beat
We could have had it all
But you played it, you played it, you played it, you played it
To the beat
Wait, don't move, I'm reducing
Do you want another one? Listen to this one
It's two eggs in a refrigerator door
There's one that's been there for a while and the new one says to him
Hey, tell me, what's wrong with you? You're weird, you're all green, you're full of hair
I'm a kiwi, asshole
No, it's a pilot joke
Ladies and gentlemen, on the right side of the aircraft, you can currently see
The beautiful city of Lyon
Look, we are flying over the capital of the Gauls, Lugdunum in Latin
Admire the Saint-Jean Cathedral, the Gerland stadium, look how beautiful it is
This stadium
The Basilica of Fourvière, the Place Bellecour
And now we are going to do a little glide over the quenelle fields
Look at the quenelle fields, how beautiful they are
Oh sausages, a sausage reserve, sausages in freedom
Oh, it's magnificent
Oh, a plantation of Saint-Marcelin, from Mère Richard
And now be careful Denis, look, we're going to do a little low pass over
The Halle Tony Garnier
Where I think something is happening
Listen, listen
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Take me by the hand
Tell me words of love
Words that touch me
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
I'm delighted
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Take me by the waist
Caress my shoulder
The small of my back
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Delighted to meet you
In my life
In my dreams
This man couldn't walk away from my hips
Just a bite
On my lips
I couldn't say a word just stuttering
Coco Choco Chanel Coco
Coco Choco Chanel and Chocolat
How stupid is that?
I should tell him
Remember the night he came in my life
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Take me by the hand
Tell me words of love
Words that touch me
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
I'm delighted
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Take me by the waist
Caress my shoulder
The small of my back
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes
Delighted to meet you
So there you see Denis, you put on the autopilot, and we're going to poop
Come on everybody
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you
Shake that
I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo, we party rock
Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you
Shake that
Every day I'm shufflin'
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time