Текст и перевод песни Les Fatals Picards - A l'enterrement de Derrick

A l'enterrement de Derrick

C′est sûr que si on lui avait dit qu'ça durerait si longtemps
Il aurait pas signé, Il l′aurait pas tourné
On peut pas faire ça vingt cinq ans
Y avait dû y avoir quelque chose avant
Tout p'tit il avait dû faire tomber dans le sable sa sucette mouillée
Ou p'tête sa mère lui mettait des robes et lui donnait des poupées
C′est pas possible d′en vouloir autant aux gens
Il savait bien que son feuilleton ferait du mal aux allemands!

On avait tous des costumes verts et des talonettes
à l'enterrement de Derrick
On avait tous des cravates marrons et des grosses lunettes
à l′enterrement de Derrick
Mais nous on s'marrait, ouais nous on allait,
à l′enterrement de Derrick
Ouais on s'marrait, ouais nous on allait
Hosrt Tapper? Nan Horst t′as pas peur

Même Henri Guybet dans les périodes où il avait plus de fric
Aurait pas fait Harry le coéquipier de Derrick,
Harry fait toujours le larbin, le demi-flic qui demande pourtant,
Qu'à être copain

Alors que Derrick le dénonce en douce aux supérieurs
Il raconte qu'il arrête pas de s′empiffrer de gateaux pleins de beurre
Et qu′il met des miettes sur les lieux du crime et les coussins
Alors qu'en fait même si Harry mange beaucoup c′est un mec bien

On avait tous des sacoches en bandoulière
à l'enterrement de Derrick
On avait tous des oeillets fânés depuis hier
à l′enterrement de Derrick
Mais nous on s'marrait, ouais nous on allait,
à l′enterrement de Derrick
Ouais on s'marrait, ouais nous on allait
On t'as reconnu... René Derrick

Derrick il avait dû avoir de la barbe à 8 ans
On le forçait à regarder les chiffres et les lettres en allemand
Il avait eu des lunettes préventives sans rien avoir aux yeux
Pour vouloir tout de suite faire des feuilletons pour les vieux

Ils mériteraient mieux les allemands, ils méritaient que Derrick s′arrête
Ils méritaient qu′il parte plus tôt en retraite,
Ils méritaient au moins le commisaire Moulin
Ils méritent mieux les allemands ils méritent quand même
Les allemands

On avait tous des gilets jacquard et l'air con
à l′enterrement de Derrick
On portait tous le deuil et nos commissions
à l'enterrement de Derrick
Mais nous on s′marrait, ouais nous on allait,
à l'enterrement de Derrick
Ouais on s′marrait, ouais nous on allait.

At Derrick's funeral

It's for sure that if we had told him that it would last so long
He wouldn't have signed, He wouldn't have turned it
We can't do this for twenty-five years
There must have been something before
Just a little he had to drop his wet lollipop in the sand
Or maybe her mother would put dresses on her and give her dolls
It's not possible to blame people so much
He knew well that his soap opera would hurt the Germans!

We all had green suits and heels
at Derrick's funeral
We all had brown ties and big glasses
at Derrick's funeral
But we were having fun, yeah we were going,
at Derrick's funeral
Yeah we were having fun, yeah we were going
Host Tapper? Nan Horst are you not afraid

Even Henri Guybet in the periods when he had more money
Wouldn't have made Harry Derrick's teammate,
Harry is always the stooge, the half-cop who asks yet,
Than to be a friend

While Derrick secretly denounces him to his superiors
He says that he keeps stuffing himself with cakes full of butter
And that he puts crumbs on the crime scene and the cushions
When in fact even if Harry eats a lot he is a good guy

We all had shoulder bags
at Derrick's funeral
We all had angry carnations since yesterday
at Derrick's funeral
But we were having fun, yeah we were going,
at Derrick's funeral
Yeah we were having fun, yeah we were going
We recognized you... Rene Derrick

Derrick he must have had a beard when he was 8
We forced him to look at the numbers and letters in German
He had had preventive glasses without getting anything in his eyes
To want to immediately make soap operas for the old

They would deserve the Germans better, they deserved Derrick to stop
They deserved him to retire early,
At least they deserved the commissioner.
They deserve better the Germans they deserve anyway
The Germans

We all had jacquard vests and looked stupid
at Derrick's funeral
We were all mourning and our commissions
at Derrick's funeral
But we were having fun, yeah we were going,
at Derrick's funeral
Yeah we were having fun, yeah we were going.