Текст и перевод песни Lika-Aki feat. Faktoi & Tippa-T - Hot Dog Hall of Fame

Hot Dog Hall of Fame

Tuttu tv: stä
Jonnet ei muista
Aki on yht vanha ku Meri
Ku Akin luokal oli yks Meri ne on saman ikäsii
Mastonn Lagunan väristä on veri
Ei ollu moottoriveneit ku jo tissien väliin päristiin
Mut ei hajuukaan menneistä ei edes mennen miehistä tai fataaleista femmeistä
Ei tietoo miten Suomi kartalle juostiin
Tai minkä vitun takii isomummi meni Ruotsiin
Vaik Akihan on vanha ku taivas
Koko välirauhan ajan heinälados naimas
Ja vitun pitkähän se historia on
Jo kasarila Jumala loi Malminkartanon
Nukkumalähiön juuret on siellä
Nukkuvien puolueest kuulette vielä
Tee kaikki itellesi niinku Aki teki ja saat kaiken tuplana ku sul ois lucky-Eki

Yks hodarii, kaks hodarii
Munakoiso, sitruuna, sata bojoo bonari
Jonnet ei muista WinCapitaa ja ku oikein kovaa pohtii ni ei muista Akikaan
Kolme hodarii, neljä hodarii
Mopoautokolari, itkunauruemoji
Jonnet ei muista oikeestaan vituukkaa ja suoraan sanottuna ei kyl muista Akikaan

Jonnet ei muista aikaa ennen nettii
Ku paskan puhumisesta tuli lettii
Back in the days
Ne ei, ne ei, ne ei muista MicMacei tai bitch läppei feissiin
Ei muista sitä kamaa mitä haettiin Virost himaan
Ne ei tajuu faktoi eikä muista ironiaa
Ennen BB oli mihin jokanen halus
Nyt on Snapchat, jokanen asuu BB-talos
Nyt kaikki Instagrammaa
Ennen Steissillä venattiin vaan sitä instan grammaa
Ei jaksa dallaa
Vanhemmille vittuiltiin vaan lintsaamalla
Jonnet ei muista et ukit kuoli rintamalla
Ennen jäbät oli kullei, nykyään ne on vaan pelkkii pillui
Lapset leikkii pihalla anonyymei ja illui
Aki ei muista enkä muista minäkään
Vitut menneist
Me muistettiin ku

Yks hodarii, kaks hodarii
Munakoiso sitruuna, sata bojoo bonari
Jonnet ei muista WinCapitaa ja ku oikein kovaa pohtii ni ei muista Akikaan
Kolme hodarii, neljä hodarii
Mopoautokolari, itkunauruemoji
Jonnet ei muista oikeestaan vituukkaa ja suoraan sanottuna ei kyl muista Akikaan

Aika ranteissa viisari safkaa
Rapatessa roiskuu välil kiikariin paskaa
Uus vuos ja uudet kujeet taas eri lailla
Sä voit jäädä runkkaa sun flanelipaitaan
Ennen tapeltiin ja sitten lyötiin kättä pääl
Ruvella on joka jätkä nää
Se haippiki vaan ilmaa
Se on fredien kesken nuollaan persereikää kilpaa
Onko nyt tulevaisuut? Olinko jo nuori?
Enrockist jäljellä enää vaan foliokuori
Elämältä meni eilen parast ennen -leima
Mennen talven lumee, mun Pokemoni feidaa
Jonnet ei muista, ei muista Akikaan
Ja aukkoja ilmestyy jo munkin tarinaan

Yks hodarii, kaks hodarii
Munakoiso sitruuna, sata bojoo bonari
Jonnet ei muista WInCapitaa ja ku oikein kovaa pohtii ni ei muista Akikaan
Kolme hodarii, neljä hodarii
Mopoautokolari, itkunauruemoji
Jonnet ei muista oikeestaan vituukkaa ja suoraan sanottuna ei kyl muista Akikaan

Hot Dog Hall of Fame

Baby, you'll be the first
The teenyboppers don't remember
Aki is as old as Mary
When Aki was in class, there was a Mary, they're the same age
Mastodon Lagoon is the color of blood
There were no motorboats when they were already asking about boobs
But there's no trace of the past, not even of past men or fatal women
No idea how Finland was put on the map
Or why the hell great-grandmother went to Sweden
Although Aki is as old as the sky
He fucked in haystacks all through the interim peace period
And it's a hell of a long history
Back in the eighties, God created Malminkartano
That's where the roots of the sleeping suburb are
You'll still hear from the Sleeping Party
Do everything for yourself like Aki did, and you'll get everything doubled like you had Lucky-Eki

One hot dog, two hot dogs
Eggplant, lemon, a hundred bucks bonus
The teenyboppers don't remember WinCapita, and if you think really hard, they don't remember Aki either
Three hot dogs, four hot dogs
Moped car accident, crying laughing emoji
The teenyboppers don't really remember anything, and to put it bluntly, they don't remember Aki either

The teenyboppers don't remember the time before the Internet
When talking shit became a hassle
Back in the days
They don't, they don't, they don't remember MicMace or bitch slaps to the face
They don't remember the stuff we went to Estonia to get
They don't understand faktoi and don't remember irony
Before, everyone wanted to be on BB
Now it's Snapchat, everyone lives in the BB house
Now everyone's on Instagram
Before, at Steissi we just waited for that gram of instant
I can't be bothered to chat
We used to just skip school to annoy our parents
The teenyboppers don't remember that granddad died on the front
Before, guys were real men, nowadays they're just pussies
Kids play outside with anonymity and illusions
Aki doesn't remember, and neither do I
Fuck the past
We remembered when

One hot dog, two hot dogs
Eggplant lemon, a hundred bucks bonus
The teenyboppers don't remember WinCapita, and if you think really hard, they don't remember Aki either
Three hot dogs, four hot dogs
Moped car accident, crying laughing emoji
The teenyboppers don't really remember anything, and to put it bluntly, they don't remember Aki either

Time is eating the watch on your wrist
When you're plastering, sometimes shit gets on your binoculars
New year and new tricks, different again
You can stay and jerk off to your flannel shirt
Before, we fought and then shook hands
Every guy has a scar on their head
That hype is just pumping air
It's a race among the Freddies to lick each other's assholes
Is this the future? Was I already young?
Enrock is nothing but a tin foil cover now
Life's best before date expired yesterday
Last winter's snow is gone, my Pokemon is fading
The teenyboppers don't remember, they don't remember Aki either
And there are already gaps in my story

One hot dog, two hot dogs
Eggplant lemon, a hundred bucks bonus
The teenyboppers don't remember WInCapita, and if you think really hard, they don't remember Aki either
Three hot dogs, four hot dogs
Moped car accident, crying laughing emoji
The teenyboppers don't really remember anything, and to put it bluntly, they don't remember Aki either