Текст и перевод песни Lng Sht - Les Juro Que Sí Llego (Intro)

Les Juro Que Sí Llego (Intro)

- Bueno, Gastón
¿Qué pedo? Habla Wacha
Estoy aquí en el bar
Y está a punto de terminar la banda que va antes que tú
Y wey. .Quedaste de llegar desde las seis al cacheck
Te valió verga.
Hay una muchacha por aquí que te está buscando desde las 8, para entrevistarte, también te valió verga
El dueño del bar, está emputadisímo
Dice que está era la última fecha que te daba y pues parece que te vale verga
Y todavía me dijeron que te vieron en la tarde en un parque, en el centro, peleandote con un payaso, que te regaño porque le estabas gritando a unas palomas wey...
Ah, y todavía ¿qué te robaste un perro?
¿Quién chingados se roba un perro we?
Hasta están poniendo un hashtag
#Lng/Sht se robo mi perro
¿Qué pedo contigo we?
Ósea
Y we, no llegaste al pinche hotel, y la morra con la que te fuiste ayer, esa, la weritaque me dijiste que era el amor de tu vida, tenía un ¿? we y es bato, por si no lo sabías todavía, porque digo, si ya pasaste la noche con ella seguro ya sabes.
Pero bueno we, no sé que pedo con tu desmadre
Tienes que venir a los shows
Tienes que estar ahí en las tocadas we
Tienes responsabilidades
Cuando escuches esto, pues...
Marcame, o no,
Pero jurame,
JURAME QUE SI LLEGAS
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I Swear I'll Be There (Intro)

- Well, Gaston
What's up? This is Wacha
I'm here at the bar
And the band that's on before you is about to finish
And man... You were supposed to be here at the soundcheck since six
You didn't give a shit.
There's a girl here who's been looking for you since 8, to interview you, and you didn't give a shit about that either
The owner of the bar is pissed off
He says this was the last chance he was giving you and it seems like you don't give a shit
And they also told me they saw you in the park in the center, in the afternoon, fighting with a clown, who told you off because you were yelling at some pigeons, man...
Oh, and on top of that, what, you stole a dog?
Who the hell steals a dog, man?
They're even putting up a hashtag
#Lng/Sht stole my dog
What the hell is wrong with you, man?
I mean
And dude, you didn't even show up at the damn hotel, and the girl you left with yesterday, that one, the little blonde you told me was the love of your life, had a ?, man, and it's a guy, if you didn't already know, because I mean, if you already spent the night with her, you must know by now.
But anyway, man, I don't know what the hell is going on with you
You have to show up for the shows
You have to be there for the gigs, man
You have responsibilities
When you hear this, well...
Call me, or not
But swear to me
SWEAR TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE THERE
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