Текст и перевод песни 棒棒堂 - 大豬頭

大豬頭

從前 從前 有六個大男孩 每個人都笨得跟豬頭一樣
你問我 為什麼要跟你說這些 我也不知道
不過當你聽完這首歌之後 你也會跟我們一樣
變成大豬頭 啊哈哈哈

前方有個美眉走過 突如其來 眨眼甩個頭 正中賓果
我的臉頰害羞通紅 心跳忽上忽下就快要噴出火

一二三 爭先恐後
誰都不把誰 排在自己兄弟之後
四五六 各顯神通
看誰最後可以 拔得頭籌

嘿 你手忙腳亂像個大豬頭
嘿 聰明人眼明手快從不囉唆
嘿 沒把握就快一點讓位給我
管你有什麼藉口 都不必說

你這個大豬頭

十點方向美女走過 雷達開始運作 快碰頭共商計謀
冒昧搭訕太不成熟 英雄救美到世界盡頭 三分熟

一二三 爭先恐後
誰都不把誰 排在自己兄弟之後
四五六 各顯神通
看誰最後可以 拔得頭籌

嘿 你手忙腳亂像個大豬頭
嘿 聰明人眼明手快從不囉唆
嘿 沒把握就快一點讓位給我
管你有什麼藉口 都不必說

你這個大豬頭

看看我 英俊 瀟灑 幽默
看看你 怎麼會傻不隆咚
這一次 勇敢 把手給我
因為 只有我 能夠讓你
做什麼 看什麼 玩什麼 都是我

嘿 你手忙腳亂像個大豬頭
嘿 聰明人眼明手快從不囉唆
嘿 沒把握就快一點讓位給我
管你有什麼藉口 都不必說

嘿 你手忙腳亂像個大豬頭
嘿 聰明人眼明手快從不囉唆
嘿 沒把握就快一點讓位給我
管你有什麼藉口 都不必說

你這個大豬頭 你這個大豬頭
你這個大豬頭 你這個大豬頭
YA YA YA～

Boar's Head

Once upon a time there were six big boys, each as stupid as a pig's head
You ask me why I am telling you this, and I don't know either
But by the time you have finished listening to this song, you will be
A big pig's head. Hahahaha

A beautiful girl passed by in front, suddenly blinking and tossing her head, hitting the jackpot
My cheeks flushed red with embarrassment, my heart pounding so hard it felt like it was about to burst into flames

One, two, three, scrambling to be first
None of us would put anyone behind our brothers
Four, five, six, each showing off his abilities
See who can win in the end

Hey, you're fumbling like a big pig's head
Hey, smart people are quick and never fuss
Hey, if you're not sure, then quickly give way to me
No matter what excuses you have, don't bother to say them

You big pig's head

Ten o'clock direction beauty walking by, radar starts operating, quickly touch head to plan strategy
Presumptuous approach too immature, heroic rescue to the ends of the earth, three minutes ripe

One, two, three, scrambling to be first
None of us would put anyone behind our brothers
Four, five, six, each showing off his abilities
See who can win in the end

Hey, you're fumbling like a big pig's head
Hey, smart people are quick and never fuss
Hey, if you're not sure, then quickly give way to me
No matter what excuses you have, don't bother to say them

You big pig's head

Look at me, handsome, suave, humorous
Look at you, how could you be so foolish?
This time, be brave and give me your hand
Because only I can let you
Do what, see what, play what, it's all me

Hey, you're fumbling like a big pig's head
Hey, smart people are quick and never fuss
Hey, if you're not sure, then quickly give way to me
No matter what excuses you have, don't bother to say them

Hey, you're fumbling like a big pig's head
Hey, smart people are quick and never fuss
Hey, if you're not sure, then quickly give way to me
No matter what excuses you have, don't bother to say them

You big pig's head, you big pig's head
You big pig's head, you big pig's head
YA YA YA～