Текст и перевод песни Los Cantores de Chipuco - La Plancha

La Plancha

Saimon & Nemo (Sin Hector Ni Victor En La Disco)
Be-Be-Be-Bestilo Glacias Pol El Pelmiso Mi Amol

Yo Tengo Un Amigo Visco, Y El Otro Es Bien Narizon
Nos Invitaron A Un Partido, En La Cancha De Apartadó (lejos)
Arrancamos El Domingo, Y Llegamos El Sabado (derrumbe o que)
E-E-E El Ñato Nos Embolato

Ese Visco No Se Para Tiene La Mirada Rara
El Gago No Tataradiaba Y El Narizon Ya No Aspiraba
(Enguayabaos todos)

Y Esa Cinta Esta Muy Rara, No Les Combina Con Nada
Bebieron Mientras Viajaban, Esa Prenda Esta Muy Brava

Yo Tengo Un Amigo Visco, Y El Otro Es Bien Narizon
Nos Invitaron A Un Partido, En La Cancha De Apartadó (vea)
Arrancamos El Domingo, Y Llegamos El Sabado (cansados vos)
E-E-E El Ñato Nos Embolato

Fue Penalti Y Le Gritamos Al Juez (patalo pues hombe)
Ese Man Me Daño El Pie-e
Creo Que El Tob-Tobillo Yo Me Lo Voltie-e (lesionao)
O Me Lo Pa-Pa-rtio En 3

Que Lo Cobre El Visquito (nou-ou)
Que Lo Cobre El Flaquito (nou-ou)
Que Lo Cobre El Gordito (nou-ou)
Le Toco Al Narizoncito

Yo Tengo Un Amigo Visco, Y El Otro Es Bien Narizon
Nos Invitaron A Un Partido, En La Cancha De Apartadó
Arrancamos El Domingo, Y Llegamos El Sabado
(Bendito sea mi Dios)
E-E-E El Ñato Nos Embolato

(Dj) Oiste Octavio Hay Que Pellizcarlo (octavio)
Prestate Algo Que Nos Estan Es Voliando (BIS)

Octavio, Esa Mexcla Me La Hizo Dj Ceguera?
No Hombre Davigueta Hombre Davigueta
Yo Pense Que Era Fisbul

El Narizooon, El Narizooon
El Narizooon Que Lo Cobre El Narizon (BIS)

A MI Lo Que Me Gusta Es Que Lo Cobre El Narizon
El Ultimo Penalti El Gago Se Lo COmio (Bu-Bruto)
El Visco Confundido Al Balon Ni Le Pego (Viscoti)
Por Eso Yo Les Digo Que Le Pegue El Narizon

El Narizooon, El Narizooon
El Narizooon Que Lo Cobre El Narizon (BIS)

Por Fin Hicieron Gol 9-1 (el de la honria)
Carval, Coco y nel
Y Nosotros Somos: LOS CANTORES DE CHIPUCO (toque pues)
Que Partidazo, Partidazo Perder Es Ganar

La Plancha

Saimon & Nemo (Without Hector or Victor in the Disco)
Be-Be-Be-Bestilo Glacias Pol El Pelmiso Mi Amol

I have a cross-eyed friend, and the other one's got a big nose
We were invited to a match, at a field in Apartadó (far away)
We took off on Sunday, and we arrived on Saturday (landslide or what)
E-E-E The flat-nose embarrassed us

That cross-eyed guy won't stop staring, he's got a weird look
The stutterer was able to talk, and the big-nose was no longer snorting
(All wasted)

And that tape is really weird, it doesn't match anything
They drank while they were traveling, that's a very strong drink

I have a cross-eyed friend, and the other one's got a big nose
We were invited to a match, at a field in Apartadó (see)
We took off on Sunday, and we arrived on Saturday (tired, man)
E-E-E The flat-nose embarrassed us

It was a penalty and we yelled at the referee (kick it, man)
That guy hurt my foot-e
I think I sprained-d my an-ankle-e (injured)
Or I broke-e it in 3

Let the cross-eyed guy take the shot (no-no)
Let the skinny guy take the shot (no-no)
Let the fat guy take the shot (no-no)
It's the big-nose's turn

I have a cross-eyed friend, and the other one's got a big nose
We were invited to a match, at a field in Apartadó
We took off on Sunday, and we arrived on Saturday
(Thank God)
E-E-E The flat-nose embarrassed us

(DJ) Did you hear Octavio, we have to pinch him (Octavio)
Lend us something, they're about to rob us (REPEAT)

Octavio, did DJ Ceguera make that mix for me?
No man, Davigueta, Davigueta
I thought it was Fisbul

The Big-nose, The Big-nose
The Big-nose, let the Big-nose take the shot (REPEAT)

I like it when the Big-nose takes the shot
The last penalty, the stutterer ate it (Idiot)
The cross-eyed guy was confused and didn't even hit the ball (Cross-eyed)
That's why I'm telling you that the Big-nose should take the shot

The Big-nose, The Big-nose
The Big-nose, let the Big-nose take the shot (REPEAT)

Finally they scored a goal, 9-1 (the goal of honor)
Carval, Coco and Nel
And we are: LOS CANTORES DE CHIPUCO (play it)
What a match, what a match, losing is winning