Текст и перевод песни Los Estramboticos - Mi Tamagochi

Mi Tamagochi

Chancleando entre tiliches chequé una chacharita
Tenía ojos chinitos, chiflaba re chistoso
Es de medio cachete, me dijo el marchante
Lo eché a mi mochila y lo traje a mi chante.
Chequé que no era chafa, le eché una talacha
De pura chiripa le apachurré una chunche
Entre más lo chiqueaba, más chido chillaba su chicharra
¡que chido chilla su chicharra!

Rompí mi cochinito por cumplir sus caprichitos
Chequé chamba de noche, vendí mi carcacha
Nada de garnachas, puro lonche de caché

Mi chavo chupaba champain' o chaverné.
Lo eché en mi pecho, y en un apapacho
Sentí que rechinaba, algo chafa pasaba
Hinchó sus cachetes, echó un chillido gacho
Por mas que apachurraba, mi chunche no jalaba

¡Ya se chingó, ya se chingó
Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!
Ya se chingó, ya se chingó
Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!
Ya se chingo

Me eché derechito chillando con un chamán
En una choza cuacha él tenía un nicho
Echó un hechizo y mi chavo volvió a chiflar
¡que chido que mi chavo volviera a chiflar!

Llegué chacoteando al chante de mi chava
Le dije quiubo chata, ¿no que no chiflaba?
Pedí que lo checara en lo que yo chambeaba
Algo chueco pasaba y yo no lo sospechaba, no

Se le metió el Chuky, fue el hechizo del chamán
Nos acechó con su cuchillo el muy chacal
Acuchilló a mi chava, chamuscó a mi casa
Pero lo gacho fue que acuchillara mi confianza.

Ya se chingó, ya se chingó
Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!
Ya se chingó, ya se chingó
Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!

My Tamagochi

Honey, I was browsing through some trinkets when I came across a little gadget
It had little Chinese eyes and made a funny little whistle
It's a half-pint, the salesman told me
I threw it in my backpack and brought it to my crib
I checked to make sure it wasn't a fake, and gave it a little squeeze
Out of pure luck, I pressed a little button
The more I played with it, the louder its little buzzer would buzz
How cool that its buzzer buzzes!

I broke my piggy bank to fulfill its every whim
I got a night job, and sold my old car
No more cheap snacks, only fancy lunches

My little buddy drank champagne and club soda
I held him close, and in a warm embrace
I felt it creak, something was wrong
Its cheeks puffed out, and it let out an awful screech
No matter how much I squeezed it, my little gadget wouldn't work

Oh no, it's broken, it's broken
My Tamagochi is broken!
Oh no, it's broken, it's broken
My Tamagochi is broken!
It's broken

I ran straight to a shaman, crying
In a tiny hut, he had a niche
He cast a spell, and my little buddy whistled again
How cool that my little buddy whistled again!

I burst into my girlfriend's crib, joking around
I said, "What's up, babe, didn't you say it didn't whistle?"
I asked her to check it while I went to work
Something fishy was going on, and I didn't suspect a thing

Chucky got into it, it was the shaman's spell
He stalked us with his knife, the jackal
He stabbed my girl, and burned down my house
But the worst part was that he stabbed my trust

Oh no, it's broken, it's broken
My Tamagochi is broken!
Oh no, it's broken, it's broken
My Tamagochi is broken!