Текст и перевод песни Los Sultanes - No Te Toco

No Te Toco

No T e Toco
Yo me fui para el baile
Y conocí a un moreno
Alto todo de blanco
Pelo cortito, un marinero
Me agarro entre sus brazos
Bailamos un bolero
El me apreto tan fuerte
Quede sin aire casi me muero
Tomamos unas copas
Estaba tan felíz
El me hizo unas cosquillas
Me reí tanto que me hice pis
Yo lo bese en la boca
El me dijo salí
Lo agarre de los pelos
Y el a los gritos me dijo asi
No te toco no te toco
Ni con una caña de pescar sos trolo, re trolo
No te toco no te toco
Ni con una caña de pescar sos trolo, re trolo
Me puse tan nervioso
Que alli me desmaye
Y en la sala de guardia
De un hospital yo me desperte
Un medico muy guapo
Dijo: desvistace
Vi que tenia un tubito
Le dije: donde lo va a poner.

Don't Touch Me

Don't T ouch Me
I went to the dance
And I met a dark-skinned man
Tall, all in white
Short hair, a sailor
He grabbed me in his arms
We danced a bolero
He squeezed me so hard
I lost my breath, I almost died
We had a few drinks
I was so happy
He tickled me
I laughed so hard I peed myself
I kissed him on the mouth
He said to me, "Get out of here."
I grabbed him by the hair
And he screamed at me
Don't touch me, don't touch me
Not even with a fishing pole, you're so gay
Don't touch me, don't touch me
Not even with a fishing pole, you're so gay
I got so nervous
That I fainted
And in the emergency room
I woke up in a hospital
A very handsome doctor
Said, "Take off your clothes."
I saw he had a tube
I said, "Where are you going to put that?"