Текст и перевод песни Los Tres Tristes Tigres - Petacas (Parodia de Maracas con Franco Escamilla)

Petacas (Parodia de Maracas con Franco Escamilla)

Les voy a contar una historia
De dos muchachos
Que como los dos querían con la misma chica
Pero como que uno era su novio y el otro
Como que también queria - No no no wey,
Como que uno era el que le daba
Mantenimiento o bueno no se como
Este el pedo, mejor escuchala
Amigo ven te invito una cahuama
No pisteo
O vamos al Starbucks por café
Esta bien pinch* caro
Son muchos mas baratos en el OXXO
El grande cuesta como 16...
Bien dime que ah pasado con tu esposa
Me separé
Seguro fue por las viejas de Face
Recuerdo que siempre tuviste broncas
Nomas a ti te cachan tas bien wey
Llevemosle una serenata
No dejes ir a esa mujer
Dile que metiste la pata
Y dile que no la quieres perder
Llevemosle una serenata
Con eso debe de caer
Yo peso soy la mera riata
Ya me e ligado como a 16
Solo porque cortaste te confiezo
Que me tiraba el pedo a mi también
Y por mensaje me manda besos
Pero te juro no le conteste
Llevemosle una serenata
Y le cantamos la de "Infiel"
La neta se paso de lanza
Seguro me engaño con 16
Esa mujer es una ingrata
Esto lo debes de saber
A mi ya me dio las petacas
No te vayas a enojar...
No muchas veces solo 16
Llevemosle una serenata
Después vamos con tu mujer
Y ya que estamos en confianza
Cuando te vas la verdad...
Yo muy seguido le doy su clavel
La neta fueron mas de 16
Pues ya estamos a mano
Ya no hay pex.

Petacas (Parody of Maracas with Franco Escamilla)

I'm going to tell you a story
Of two guys
Who both wanted the same girl
But one was her boyfriend and the other
Well, he also wanted to - No no no man,
Well, one was the one who gave her
Maintenance or I don't know how
This asshole, listen better
My friend come on, let me buy you a beer
I don't drink
Or let's go to Starbucks for coffee
That's fucking expensive
Theyre much cheaper at OXXO
The large one is like 16...
Ok, tell me what happened with your wife
I separated
It must have been because of those women on Facebook
I remember that you were always having problems
You're only discovered because you're stupid
Let's give her a serenade
Don't let that woman go
Tell her that you messed up
And tell her that you don't want to lose her
Let's give her a serenade
That should do the trick
I think I'm an expert in this
I've already scored with like 16
Just because you broke up, I confess
That I was also eyeing her
And she sends me kisses by message
But I swear I didn't reply
Let's give her a serenade
And we'll sing her the song "Infiel"
Damn, she really crossed the line
She probably cheated on me with 16 guys
That woman is an ingrate
You should know this
She already gave me the boot
Don't get mad...
Not many times, only 16
Let's give her a serenade
Then we'll go with your wife
And since we're being honest
When you're gone, the truth is...
I often give her my love
The truth is it's been more than 16
Well, now we're even
No more worries.