Текст и перевод песни Los Tres Tristes Tigres - Si Yo Fuera Gay (Si Yo Fuera Él) (En Vivo Desde Monterrey N.L. México/2013)

Si Yo Fuera Gay (Si Yo Fuera Él) (En Vivo Desde Monterrey N.L. México/2013)

Si yo fuera gay
Solamente estoy suponiendo
Me gustarias bastante
Y no pienses mal
Si yo fuera gay
Ya me lo estuve imaginando
Me entregaria al instante
En la intimidad
Si yo fuera gay
Si yo fuera gay
Si yo fuera gay
Yo podria enfundar tu pistola
Te daria mi vida y mi co.razon
Aunque eso no rimo
Si yo fuera gay
Te abrazaria cada momento
Y todo el cuerpo besarte
Incluyendo alla
Si yo fuera gay
Pero no soy gay
Pa′ que te haces güey
Yo podria enfundar tu pistola
Te podria sacar la ponzoña
Con todo y aguijon

If I Were Gay (If I Were Him) (Live from Monterrey N.L., Mexico / 2013)

If I were gay,
I'm just supposing
I'd like you quite a lot.
And don't think anything of it.
If I were gay,
I've already imagined it.
I'd give myself to you instantly
In private.
If I were gay,
If I were gay,
If I were gay,
I could holster your gun
I'd give you my life and my heart
Even though that doesn't rhyme.
If I were gay,
I'd hug you every moment,
And I'd kiss your entire body,
Including down there.
If I were gay,
But I'm not gay
Why are you playing dumb?
I could holster your gun
I could take out your poison
And your stinger too.