Tres Tristes Tigres - Los Yonic's перевод на английский

Tres Tristes Tigres

Solo hay hombres a la vista
Y se ven amanerados
Creo que ya se lo que es esto
Es un bar gay disfrasado
Si nos besan nos besan no se asusten
Al ratito nos limpiamos
Al querernos atender dos meseros
Preguntaron son activos o pasivos
Muy tranquilos contestamos
"Somo los tres tristes tigres"
Pero creo que ya nos vamos
Un mesero nos sonrio
Y nos dijo no se vallan
Se la van a pasar bien, solo tenganos
Confianza y aunque si teniamos miedo
Dijimos a ver que pasa
Al quedarnos en el bar en la mesa que
Habia a un lado un lado un muchacho
Muy fornido se nos quedaba mirando
Se mira muy varonil seguro es machin el vato
Se nos acerco el muchacho yo creia que a saludarnos
Dijo traigo dos amigos como ven si nos juntamos
No nos hagan un desaire porque ahorita los golpeamos
Tranquilicese mi amigo y las mesas las juntamos
Pero despues de unos tragos le seguimos a otro lado
No se que paso esa noche, mas nadie salio golpeado

Three Sad Tigers

Only men are in sight
And they look like sissies
I think I know what this is
It's a gay bar in disguise
If they kiss us, let them kiss us, don't be scared
We'll clean ourselves up in a little while
Two waiters approach us to help us
They asked, are you tops or bottoms?
Very calmly we answered
"We're the three sad tigers"
But I think we're leaving
A waiter smiled at us
And told us not to go
You're going to have a good time, just trust us
And although we were afraid
We said let's see what happens
As we stayed at the bar at the table where
There was a very strong young man next door
He kept looking at us
He looks very manly, he must be a macho
The young man approached us, I thought he was going to say hello
He said I have two friends, how do you like us coming together?
Don't snub us or we'll beat you up right now
Calm down, my friend, and let's put the tables together
But after a few drinks, we followed him elsewhere
I don't know what happened that night, but no one else got punched