Текст и перевод песни Lulu黃路梓茵 - 倒霉農場

倒霉農場

誰說種瓜就一定得瓜
種瓜有時候也會得豆
人生就是這麼難說喔
我的農場就是這麼糗

五穀根莖類還有水果
每天吃才會健康久久
為什麼便秘那麼嚴重
ㄜ 因為農場裡都沒有種

喔咿喔 喔咿喔 喔咿喔嗚呼
什麼事什麼事來都 No嗚呼
今天的今天的我就想這樣
什麼事完全都不做

喜歡的人他不喜歡我
算了這種事也很常有
我看還是先找個枕頭
睡醒更糗的事在等我

長得漂亮又耐看是我
但有耐心的人卻不多
明明自己都單身很久
卻要幫別人介紹男友

喔咿喔 喔咿喔 喔咿喔嗚呼
什麼事什麼事來都 No嗚呼
今天的今天的我就想這樣
什麼事完全都不做

Unlucky Farm

Who says plant a gourd and you'll get a gourd
Sometimes when you plant a gourd, you get beans
Life is just that unpredictable
My farm is quite unlucky

Grains, roots, and fruits
Eating them daily will keep you healthy and strong
Why is my constipation so severe
Erm because I don't plant any on the farm

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh whoa
Whatever whatever no oh whoa
Today today I just want to be like this
Do absolutely nothing

The person I like doesn't like me
Forget it, this happens a lot
I think I'll just find a pillow
When I wake up, something even unluckier will be waiting for me

I'm pretty and attractive
But there aren't many patient people
Obviously I've been single for a long time
But I have to help others find boyfriends

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh whoa
Whatever whatever no oh whoa
Today today I just want to be like this
Do absolutely nothing