Текст и перевод песни MC Einar - Arh dér!

Arh dér!

Min mormor har sagt, at jeg ska′ opfør' mig pænt
Man rider, som man sadler, man får som fortjent
Og det gør man vel, man skal være reel
Man skal elske sin næste, som man elsker sig selv
Okay, det har jeg lært, men jeg har altid haft svært
Ved at elske min aggressive vicevært
Hver dag jeg kommer ned så står han der med sin kost
Og lugter som en mellemlagret blåskimmelost
Den sure idiot, jeg hader hans klamme
Måde at sige: "Brug måtten den er til for det samme!"
Og hans evige præg om mit stereoanlæg
Der skal byttes til en walkman eller bare smides væk
Den nar!

Arh der!
Jeg siger fra her
Fordi far her
Ka′ ikke klar' mer'
Jeg syn′s jeg vader i pladder
Jeg er ved at blive skør
Og jeg hader all′ de padder
Der skader mit humør

En rigtig plat lørdag nat tre kvarter i fem
Jeg var fuld og skæv og træt og ville hurtigt hjem
Og jeg hader stå i kø'r med folk i lidt for godt humør
Og jeg hader de der nævenyttige natbuschauffører
Jeg når halvt ind i bussen før han kalder mig hen
For at se mit våde, fundne, brugte, gamle klippekort igen
Flere feststemte aber syn′s det' mægtig skægt
Men chaufføren kæfter op om snyd og natbustillæger
Og jeg roder, selv om jeg udmærket ved
At jeg har li′så lidt penge som chaufføren har tålmodighed
Jeg skynder mig at kalde ham et fedladent kvaj
Jeg bli'r smidt ud, døren smækker, bussen kører sin vej
- Uden mig

Arh der!
Jeg siger fra her
Fordi far her
Ka′ ikke klar' mer'
Jeg syn′s jeg vader i pladder
Jeg er ved at blive skør
Og jeg hader all′ de padder
Der skader mit humør

Sofie var en pige som jeg lige havde mødt
Der var sød musik i luften, det hele var så sødt
Så en dag da jeg dyrked' noget deft cruzeri
Så tænkte jeg, jeg lige ville smutte forbi
Men det var åbenbart ikke særlig smart
For det blik som jeg fik, det var ikke så rart
Da hun stod der bag døren med kæden på
Sagde hun: "Min mor er på besøg, du bli′r nødt til at gå"
Det' da okay, det havde jeg intet imod
Men hendes hår det var uglet, hendes tøj var noget rod
Hvad hun lavede med sin mor var enten helt unormalt
Eller også var der virkelig et eller andet galt
Hvad ved jeg

Arh der!
Jeg siger fra her
Fordi far her
Ka′ ikke klar' mer′
Jeg syn's jeg vader i pladder
Jeg er ved at blive skør
Og jeg hader all' de padder
Der skader mit humør

Ugh, there!

My grandma always told me to behave
You reap what you sow, get what you gave
And that's fair, you gotta be real
Love your neighbor as you love yourself, that's the deal
Okay, I get it, but I've always had a hard time
Loving my aggressive, grumpy superintendent slime
Every day I come down, there he stands with his broom
Smelling like a middle-aged blue cheese tomb
The sour idiot, I hate his clammy way
Of saying: "Use the doormat, that's what it's there for, hey!"
And his constant nagging about my stereo
Saying I should swap it for a Walkman or just let it go
The fool!

Ugh, there!
I'm saying enough is enough
Because this guy here
Can't take it anymore, tough
I feel like I'm wading in muck
I'm going crazy, out of luck
And I hate all these toads
Ruining my happy modes

One lousy Saturday night, a quarter to five
I was drunk and high and tired, just wanted to arrive
And I hate waiting in line with people in too good a mood
And I hate those overly helpful night bus drivers, dude
I barely get on the bus before he calls me back
To check my wet, found, used, old bus pass, what a hack!
Several party animals find it mighty funny
But the driver starts yelling about fraud and night bus money
And I fumble, even though I know it's true
That I have as little money as the driver has patience, boo hoo
I quickly call him a fat, lazy oaf
I get thrown out, the door slams, the bus drives off
- Without me

Ugh, there!
I'm saying enough is enough
Because this guy here
Can't take it anymore, tough
I feel like I'm wading in muck
I'm going crazy, out of luck
And I hate all these toads
Ruining my happy modes

Sofie was a girl I had just met
There was sweet music in the air, it was all so set
So one day when I was cruising, feeling deft
I thought I'd just drop by, put her to the test
But apparently, that wasn't very smart
Because the look I got, it ripped my world apart
As she stood there behind the door with the chain on
She said: "My mom's visiting, you gotta be gone"
That's okay, I had nothing against that
But her hair was a mess, her clothes were like a rat
What she was doing with her mom was either quite abnormal
Or something was seriously wrong, a total formal
Who knows, man

Ugh, there!
I'm saying enough is enough
Because this guy here
Can't take it anymore, tough
I feel like I'm wading in muck
I'm going crazy, out of luck
And I hate all these toads
Ruining my happy modes