Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - Magical Camera

Magical Camera

原來世界上真的沒有時間停止器
但是有一台夢幻照相機
有了這台照相機
一切就像是一場夢一樣
女孩變漂亮了 腿變細了
臉變白了 故事就這樣開始了

她活在夢幻裡
沒有它就不自拍 這像是共犯底
走到哪都帶著它 她們共患難
她成為更美好的人了 看 這多浪漫
她笑得多燦爛 露出她的牙齒 白
黑人牙膏也沒這麼扯 她笑得多姿掰
她覺得自己好正 皮膚好嫩
沒買到粉紅色的限量版本 她好恨
再黑的奶頭也變粉 當熱狗也變冷
活在神機裡的世界像是變了一個人
郎才女貌 你是公主 我是王子
最後財狼虎豹 發現我是男蟲 你是騙子
別叫她騙子 她是魔術師
沒有這台神機 要怎麼度日
要怎麼用照片說故事
灰姑娘記錄著妖獸都市
而幻滅是成長的開始

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角
把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機
我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機

夢幻的照相機 姊妹們人手一台照相機
啊哈 Show Girls 網紅 也拿著照相機
是傳說中的夢幻照相機
Hey 女明星 女神 也拿著照相機
一定要讓自己美麗無懈可擊
多少錢而已 不買真的可惜
照片一張張
沒有皺紋看起來一點也不滄桑
Forever young 或許是她嚮往
她感覺自己不一樣
可惜的是她們再也聽不到
你本人比照片好看多了
像是變了一個人似的 金蟬脫殼 說著說著
直播上面怎麼又有馬子在脫了
不解釋是的 這是騷底你知道的
本人跟照片差太多 是誰砸了鍋
那粉嫩的假象 網友說你乾脆殺了我
殺了我 還有千千萬萬個我
美圖秀秀 請你救救我 秀秀我

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角
把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機
我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機

一張又一張 相同精緻的臉
是否遺忘了 你那護照上面的相片
海關檢查看了你半天 女大十八變
有抽就有抽 你又何必喊冤
想要變美那不是罪 就像哪個男生不自慰
是同個模子刻出來的嗎 哈 真不是滋味
青春年華 是花的姿態
更年期倫敦鐵橋垮下來 是滅絕師太
有人唉又怎麼樣 已經有太多人長得很像
拜託你 千萬別再是一個樣
我們愛的是原本的你 你獨一無二
自然就是美 這感覺幹嘛需要打折除以二
眼睛眼睛眼睛 鼻子鼻子鼻子
下巴下巴下巴 胸部胸部胸部
抽脂抽脂抽脂 美麗到處都是
不求同年同日生 但求同臉死

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角
把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機
我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機

Magical Camera

Honey, turns out that there really isn't a time stopper in the world
But there is a magical camera
With this camera
Everything is like a dream
The girl becomes prettier, her legs become slimmer
Her face becomes whiter, and so the story begins

She lives in a fantasy
She can't take selfies without it, it's like an accomplice
She takes it everywhere with her, they share the hardships
She has become a better person, look, how romantic
She smiles so brightly, showing her white teeth
Even toothpaste isn't as white, she smiles so charmingly
She feels so beautiful, her skin is so soft
She really hates that she didn't get the limited edition pink one
Even the blackest nipples turn pink when the hot dog becomes cold
Living in a world of magic cameras is like becoming a different person
What a perfect match, you're a princess, I'm a prince
But in the end, the wolves and leopards discover that I'm a male bug, you're a liar
Don't call her a liar, she's a magician
How can she get by without this magical device?
How can she tell a story with just photos?
Cinderella records the monster city
And disillusionment is the beginning of growth

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle
Let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera
Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle, let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera

Magical camera, every girl has one
Ah ha, Show Girls, influencers, they also have the camera
It's the legendary magical camera
Hey, female celebrities, goddesses, they also have the camera
You must make yourself flawlessly beautiful
It's only a little money, it's a pity if you don't buy it
Photos, one by one
No wrinkles, you don't look haggard at all
Forever young, maybe that's what she yearns for
She feels like a different person
可惜的是她们再也听不到
You look much better in person than in photos
It's like you've become a different person, shedding your cicada shell, speaking of which
Why are there chicks stripping on the livestream again?
No explanation needed, that's what you know about sluts
There's too much difference between the person and the photo, who screwed up?
That rosy illusion, netizens say you might as well kill me
Kill me, and there are thousands and thousands more like me
Meitu Xiuxiu, please save me, Xiuxiu me

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle
Let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera
Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle, let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera

One after another, the same exquisite faces
Have you forgotten the photo on your passport?
The customs officer looked at you for a long time, a woman changes so much at 18
If you have had plastic surgery, why bother crying foul?
There's no crime in wanting to be beautiful, just like every boy masturbates
Are you all cut from the same mold? Ha, that's really tasteless
The youth is like the姿態 of a flower
Menopause is like London Bridge falling down, it's the old hag
What does it matter if someone sighs? Too many people already look alike
Please, don't be the same
What we love is the original you, you're one of a kind
Natural is beautiful, why discount it by half?
Eyes, eyes, eyes, nose, nose, nose
Chin, chin, chin, breasts, breasts, breasts
Liposuction, liposuction, liposuction, beauty is everywhere
You may not ask to be born on the same day, but you ask to die with the same face

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle
Let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera
Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture together
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the wide angle, let's forget all our troubles
Take out your camera