Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 夢幻照相機

夢幻照相機

原來世界上真的沒有時間停止器 但是有一台夢幻照相機
有了這台照相機 一切就像是一場夢一樣
女孩變漂亮了 腿變細了
臉變白了 故事就這樣開始了

她活在夢幻裡
沒有它就不自拍 這像是共犯底
走到哪都帶著它 她們共患難
她成為更美好的人了 看 這多浪漫
她笑得多燦爛 露出她的牙齒白
黑人牙膏也沒這麼扯 她笑得多姿掰
她覺得自己好正 皮膚好嫩
沒買到粉紅色的限量版本 她好恨
再黑的奶頭變粉 當熱狗也變冷
活在神機裡的世界像是變了一個人
郎才女貌 你是公主 我是王子
最後財狼虎豹 發現我是男蟲 你是騙子
別叫她騙子 她是魔術師
沒有這台神機 要怎麼度日
要怎麼用照片說故事
灰姑娘記錄著妖獸都市
而幻滅是成長的開始

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機 我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉 拿出你的相機

夢幻的照相機 姊妹們人手一台照相機
Show girls 網紅 也拿著照相機 是傳說中的夢幻照相機
Hey女明星 女神 也拿著照相機 一定要讓自己美麗無懈可擊
多少錢而已 不買真的可惜
照片一張張 沒有皺紋看起來一點也不滄桑
Forever young 或許是她嚮往 她感覺自己不一樣
可惜的是她們再也聽不到 " 你本人比照片好看多了 "
像是變了一個人似的 金蟬脫殼
說著說著 直播上面怎麼又有馬子在脫了
不解釋是的 這是騷底你知道的
本人跟照片差太多 是誰砸了鍋
那粉嫩的假象 網友說你乾脆殺了我
殺了我 還有千千萬萬個我
美圖秀秀 請你救救我 秀秀我

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機 我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉 拿出你的相機

一張又一張 相同精緻的臉
你是否遺忘了 你那護照上面的相片
海關檢查看了你半天 女大18變
有抽就有抽 你又何必喊冤
想要變美那不是罪 就像哪個男生不自慰
是同個模子刻出來的嗎 哈 真不是滋味
青春年華 是花的姿態
更年期倫敦鐵橋垮下來 是滅絕師太
有人唉又怎麼樣 已經有太多人長得很像
我拜託你 千萬別再是一個樣
我們愛的是原本的你 你獨一無二
自然就是美 這感覺幹嘛需要打折除以二
眼睛眼睛眼睛 鼻子鼻子鼻子
下巴下巴下巴 胸部胸部胸部
抽脂抽脂抽脂 美麗到處都是
不求同年同日生 但求同臉死

我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉
拿出你的相機 我們拍個照 女孩我們一起 拍個照
夢幻的柔焦它好荒謬超廣角 把煩惱都忘掉 拿出你的相機

Dream Camera

It turns out that there is really no time-stopping device in the world, but there is a dream camera
With this camera, everything is like a dream
The girl is prettier, her legs are thinner
Her face is whiter, and the story begins

She lives in a dream
Without it, she wouldn't take any selfies, it's like an accomplice
She takes it everywhere, they share hardships
She has become a better person, look, it's so romantic
She smiles so brilliantly, showing her white teeth
Even toothpaste doesn't make them so white, she laughs so gracefully
She thinks she's so beautiful, her skin is so soft
She was so angry that she couldn't buy a limited edition pink one
Even the darkest nipple will turn pink when the hot dog turns cold
Living in a magical world is like changing into a different person
A handsome man and a beautiful woman, you are a princess and I am a prince
In the end, the wolf, tiger, and leopard found that I am a male worm, and you are a liar
Don't call her a liar, she's a magician
Without this magic machine, how can we survive
How can we tell stories with pictures
Cinderella is recording the demon city
Disillusionment is the beginning of growth

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries
Take out your camera, let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries, take out your camera

Dream camera, sisters have one in their hands
Show girls, internet celebrities, also have cameras, it is the legendary dream camera
Hey female stars, goddesses, also have cameras, they must make themselves beautiful and flawless
It's only a little bit of money, it's a pity if you don't buy it
The pictures are one by one, with no wrinkles, looking not at all haggard
Forever young, maybe it's what she yearns for, she feels different
It's a pity that they can no longer hear "You look much better in person"
It's like a different person, a cicada shedding its shell
Speaking of which, how come there are chicks stripping again on the live broadcast
As expected, it's a tease, you know
The person is too different from the picture, who made the mess
That rosy illusion, netizens say you might as well kill me
Kill me, there are thousands and thousands of me
Meitu Xiuxiu, please save me, save me

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries
Take out your camera, let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries, take out your camera

One after another, the same exquisite face
Have you forgotten the photo on your passport
Customs checks and looks at you for a long time, you’ve changed so much
If you had plastic surgery, why do you have to complain
It's not a crime to want to be beautiful, just like which boy doesn't masturbate
Are you all carved from the same mold? Ha, it's really tasteless
Youth is like flowers
Menopause, London Bridge is falling down, it’s the old witch
What does it matter if someone sighs, too many people look alike
I beg you, please don't be the same again
We love the original you, you are unique
Nature is beauty, why does this feeling need to be discounted by half
Eyes, eyes, eyes, nose, nose, nose
Chin, chin, chin, breasts, breasts, breasts
Liposuction, liposuction, liposuction, beauty is everywhere
I don't ask to be born on the same day or in the same year, but I ask to die with the same face

Let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries
Take out your camera, let's take a picture, girl, let's take a picture
The dreamy soft focus is so ridiculous, the ultra-wide angle makes you forget all your worries, take out your camera