Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 志玲姐姐來找我

志玲姐姐來找我

熱狗：ㄟ這薩克斯風是不是壞了啊!

志玲：熱狗熱狗 你看我今天穿這樣 好不好看?
熱狗：不錯啊 滿好的 Ok啊
志玲：嗯 那你要幫人家打幾分呢?
熱狗：嗄 阿你不是說就是最討厭別人幫你打分數還我打 很盧ㄟ
志玲：唉 唷! 你在電視上看到的 只是表面啊 你都在裝傻 還是你都沒有發現呢? 嗯呵 熱狗：嘿! 你這個笑的 太屌了啦 你真的很無聊不是我在說你
志玲：奇怪 為什麼你總是對我那麼冷淡 我又高又瘦 身材又好
又會做家事 還可以幫你燒飯 洗衣服 也會幫你生小孩
為什麼你要這樣對我? 你說啊 我今天一定要知道答案 哼!
熱狗：好 讓我告訴你 原因很簡單 因為你不是 台妹

Sister Zhiling Is Here To See Me

MC Hotdog: Hey, is this saxophone broken?

Zhiling: Hotdog, Hotdog, Do you see how I'm dressed today? Do I look good?
MC Hotdog: Not bad, pretty good, okay.
Zhiling: Well, how many points would you give me?
MC Hotdog: Huh? Didn't you say before that you hate it when people give you a score? You're being really annoying.
Zhiling: Oh, dear! What you see on TV is just a facade! You're the one playing dumb, or have you really not noticed? Heh-heh. MC Hotdog: Hey! That laugh of yours is so awesome! You really are boring, I'm not just saying it.
Zhiling: It's strange, why are you always so cold to me? I'm tall and thin, have a good figure,
do housework, can cook and wash clothes for you, and I can even have children for you.
Why do you treat me like this? Tell me, I have to know the answer today. Hmm!
MC Hotdog: Alright, I'll tell you. The reason is simple: Because you're not a Taiwanese girl.