Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - MC來了

MC來了

台北下了雪 你說那是保麗龍
耶誕夜的配色 也不配黃綠紅
叮叮噹 叮叮噹
聽到我的手機鈴聲 你別太緊張
聖誕夜驚魂 從晚上玩到清晨
打得火熱的情人 融化了雪人
越冷越開花 原本是呆瓜
因為聖誕節 我們全部變成嗨咖
放些應景的歌 我們盡情的喝
今年或許過得很苦 但今天我們可樂
Last Christmas you broke my heart
今年耶誕 我要Party like a rock star
每個地方都變成皇宮
宅男都出動 我看到盧廣仲
100種生活 耶誕節也只有一種
祝你耶誕快樂 它淺顯易懂
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Merry Christmas
最想念的季節 我想念著你
耶誕的老公公 不小心洩了底
像個孩子在夜裡 暗自竊喜
我的MC又來了 卻不是在指月經
U know I mean? 它一年只來一次
只要你快樂 其它都是其次
叮叮噹 叮叮噹
當你收到我的簡訊 你是否放在心上
你會保留它 還是刪除
出現在的你是2個人 還是單獨
你的他 是白馬王子 還是蟾蜍
該不會是你有小孩了 就像吳淡如
時間還早 還不想回家
最屌的MC幫聖誕節製造火花
別再聽George Michael的Last Christmas
今年耶誕就聽我的這首吧
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Merry Christmas
----------伴奏---------------
不可能下的雪 已經下在了台北
不可能遇見的人 或許正在和我派對
不可能說的話 還可能先不說話
罐頭簡訊 它再誠懇 也嫌多話
我是聖誕節 薑餅人 把餅做大
當MC又來了 默默許下願望
或許 它永遠不可能會實現
But who cares?
今天是聖誕節
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Merry Christmas
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
Merry Merry Christmas

MC is Here

In Taipei, it snowed and you said it was just polystyrene
The Christmas color scheme doesn't match with yellow, green, and red
Jingle bells, jingle bells
When you hear my phone ringing, don't be nervous
A Christmas nightmare, we partied from dusk to dawn
Lovers passionate, their heat melted the snowmen
The colder it gets, the more it blooms, even the most clueless
Because of Christmas, we're all hot and heavy
Put on some festive music, let's drink to our heart's content
This year may have been tough, but tonight we're merry
Last Christmas you broke my heart
This Christmas, I'm going to party like a rock star
Every place feels like a palace
Nerds are out in full force, I even saw Crowd Lu
100 different lifestyles, but on Christmas there's just one
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, it's clear and simple
M for Merry and C for Christmas
MC is here again, that means Merry Christmas
MC is here again, MC is here again
My favorite season is here, my MC is back again
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
My favorite season is here, I'm thinking of you
Santa Claus accidentally let slip
Like a child at night, secretly overjoyed
My MC is back again, but it's not referring to my period
U know I mean? It only comes once a year
As long as you're happy, everything else is secondary
Jingle bells, jingle bells
When you received my message, did you take it to heart?
Will you keep it or delete it?
You in the message are you two people, or just one?
Is your he a prince charming or a toad?
You don't have kids now, do you? Like Wu Danru
It's still early, don't want to go home just yet
The dopest MC brings the spark to Christmas
Stop listening to George Michael's Last Christmas
This Christmas, listen to my song instead
M for Merry and C for Christmas
MC is here again, that means Merry Christmas
MC is here again, MC is here again
My favorite season is here, my MC is back again
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
----------Interlude---------------
Snow that's impossible has fallen in Taipei
People I couldn't possibly meet are maybe partying with me
Words that are impossible to say, we might say them first
Canned messages, no matter how sincere, are still too wordy
I'm Christmas, the Gingerbread Man, baking up a storm
When MC comes again, I make a silent wish
Maybe it will never come true
But who cares?
Today is Christmas
M for Merry and C for Christmas
MC is here again, that means Merry Christmas
MC is here again, MC is here again
My favorite season is here, my MC is back again
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
M for Merry and C for Christmas
MC is here again, that means Merry Christmas
MC is here again, MC is here again
My favorite season is here, my MC is back again
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Christmas, I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas