Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 十八歲

十八歲

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換上最帥的衣服 抹了一點浪子膏
噴了古龍水 恩 這是男人的味道
對著鏡子越看越帥自己都快受不了
臨走前還A了老爸的一個保險套

傳說中的PUB有很多曠男怨女
只要主動大膽就能作一些事情
誰也不用對誰負責就是 一夜情
但是我想 那五甲好康A代誌

A片中的技巧是否都那麼有效
就在今夜我要把個馬子來ㄑㄧㄠ' 一 ㄑㄧㄠ'
我叫你給我 你就給我
帥氣如我馬子應該會 哈我哈翻掉

但是我朋友笑我穿的實在有夠土
怎麼會有人穿中山裝來跳舞
Ｏ八啦褲梳油頭還綁個啾啾
但我知道他們一定是全都在忌妒

我是首領 我們闖進舞池裡
原來舞池的空氣會叫人窒息
音響大的像戰爭 耳 屎都震出去
你推我我擠你水洩不通好像沙丁魚

前面一個大奶媽 後面馬子有夠辣
Ya我的小弟弟不再是井底之蛙
隨著音樂的節奏 蠕動我的身軀
我這樣扭來扭去 有沒有像瑞奇馬汀

在這特殊的日子 我想要找點樂子
泡個的馬子找間房子和他生個孩子
要戴套子沒有銀子倒有兩億精子
Ya yasure mc hot dog

說食色性 也的是 孔老夫子
但我只是小夥子 剛開始長鬍子
每天都要拉屎 後天還要考試
Ya yasure mc hot dog

其實我很單純 我也不是那種人
但是今晚有種東西在我心口沸騰
我像騙色的神棍 抑制PARTY好興奮
那有一館馬子我要去那裡朝聖

怎麼我才魯洨 馬子就全部閃人
留下我一人 在旁邊納悶
哇靠! 原來他們都哈外國人
只要是外國人 他們就自動獻身

我雖然年紀還小 但也知道這樣不好
你真要找人搞 也該搞自己同胞
唉 相煎何太急 本是炎黃子孫
所以請你大腿開開讓我瞄一下就好

我的朋友全都是 一群沒用的龜蛋
自己也不敢搭仙 還罵我有色無膽
我們沒有外國人的風流倜黨幽默感
我們長的像空氣 只是默默的存在

我坐在這裡 終於瞭解一個道理
想要搭仙馬子 還真是他媽的不容易
你既沒實力 又缺乏勇氣
我也只能站在舞池中間滿腦子精液

在這特殊的日子 我想要找點樂子
泡個的馬子找間房子和他生個孩子
要戴套子沒有銀子到有兩億精子
Ya yasure mc hot dog

說食色性 也的是 孔老夫子
但我只是小夥子 剛開始長鬍子
每天都要拉屎 後天還要考試
Ya yasure mc hot dog

聽到我的音樂開始點點頭
聽到我的音樂開始點點頭

快樂的藥 到底是什麼味道
良藥苦口我到底要去哪裡找

搖呀搖呀搖大家一起搖
嗶嗶嗶嗶嗶嗶嗶嗶嗶 你嗶啥小呀

Yo D.J整晚的電子合成樂
我想要2001的Dr.Dre
(Mother fuck.)
就在凌晨四點 我想起孫越叔叔的臉
(夜深了 孩子快點回家吧!)

回到家裡 我感覺心理有點空虛
脫掉臭酸的衣服 還是家裡最溫馨
一夜情 看A片比較實際
究竟台北夜生活隱藏著什麼魔力

每當夜幕低垂 明月緩緩升起
台北黑夜印著水泥叢林的因應
一群人真多 外在束縛的壓力
在霓虹燈的召喚下本尊現行

台北夜生活讓人感覺很有面子
美酒 鈔票 闊少 馬子
四面楚歌 香煙裊裊何必分彼此
NON STOP一夜城 我的城市

在這特殊的日子 想要找點樂子
泡個的馬子找間房子和他生個孩子
要戴套子沒有銀子到有兩億精子
Ya yasure mc hot dog

說食色性 也的是 孔老夫子
但我只是小夥子 剛開始長鬍子
每天都要拉屎 後天還要考試
Ya yasure mc hot dog
Ya yasure slight dance chow
Ya yasure you don't stop yo
Ya yasure mc hot dog
Ya yasure (ya come on) oh ya ya

Eighteen

Nod your head to my music, let's nod together, nod together
Nod your head to my music, let's nod together, let's nod together

Put on my coolest clothes, slicked back my hair with some pomade
Sprayed on some cologne, yeah, that's the scent of a man
Looking in the mirror, I'm so handsome I can't even stand myself
Before leaving, I even swiped one of my dad's condoms

Legend has it that pubs are full of lonely men and women
As long as you're bold and proactive, you can do some things
No one needs to be responsible for anyone, it's just a one-night stand
But I think, those good things in Wujia

Are the techniques in porn really that effective?
Tonight, I'm gonna pick up a chick and f*ck, f*ck
I tell you to give it to me, you give it to me
As handsome as I am, chicks should be all over me

But my friends laugh at me, saying my clothes are really tacky
Why would anyone wear a Zhongshan suit to dance?
Bell-bottoms, slicked-back hair, and a bow tie
But I know they're all just jealous

I'm the leader, we charge into the dance floor
Turns out the air on the dance floor can be suffocating
The speakers are as loud as war, even my earwax is vibrating out
You push me, I squeeze you, it's packed like sardines

A busty babe in front, a hot chick behind
Yeah, my little brother is no longer a frog in a well
With the rhythm of the music, I move my body
Me twisting and turning like this, do I look like Ricky Martin?

On this special day, I want to have some fun
Pick up a chick, find a room, and make a baby with her
No money for condoms, but I have two hundred million sperm
Ya yasure mc hot dog

Confucius said, "Food and sex are basic human desires"
But I'm just a young guy who's just starting to grow a beard
I have to take a shit every day, and I have exams the day after tomorrow
Ya yasure mc hot dog

Actually, I'm very innocent, and I'm not that kind of person
But tonight, there's something boiling in my heart
I'm like a swindler who deceives with sex, suppressing the excitement of the party
There's a group of chicks, I'm going there to worship

Why is it that as soon as I jerk off, the chicks all disappear?
Leaving me alone, wondering
Damn! Turns out they're all into foreigners
As long as they're foreign, they'll automatically offer themselves up

Although I'm still young, I know this is not good
If you really want to f*ck someone, you should f*ck your own people
Sigh, why are we fighting amongst ourselves? We're all descendants of Yan and Huang
So please open your thighs and let me take a peek

My friends are all a bunch of useless wusses
They don't dare to hit on girls themselves, and they call me a pervert with no guts
We don't have the charm and humor of foreigners
We're like air, just silently existing

Sitting here, I finally understand one thing
Wanting to pick up chicks is really f*cking hard
You have neither the strength nor the courage
I can only stand in the middle of the dance floor with my head full of semen

On this special day, I want to have some fun
Pick up a chick, find a room, and make a baby with her
No money for condoms, but I have two hundred million sperm
Ya yasure mc hot dog

Confucius said, "Food and sex are basic human desires"
But I'm just a young guy who's just starting to grow a beard
I have to take a shit every day, and I have exams the day after tomorrow
Ya yasure mc hot dog

Nod your head to my music
Nod your head to my music

What does the happy drug taste like?
Good medicine tastes bitter, where should I go to find it?

Shake, shake, shake, everyone shake together
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, what the f*ck are you beeping for?

Yo DJ, the whole night of electronic music
I want 2001 Dr. Dre
(Mother fuck.)
At four in the morning, I think of Uncle Sun Yue's face
(It's late, child, go home!)

Back home, I feel a little empty inside
Taking off my stinky clothes, home is still the most cozy
One-night stands, watching porn is more practical
What kind of magic is hidden in Taipei's nightlife?

As night falls and the moon slowly rises
Taipei's night is imprinted with the echoes of the concrete jungle
A large crowd, the pressure of external constraints
Under the call of neon lights, our true selves emerge

Taipei's nightlife makes people feel prestigious
Fine wine, money, rich kids, chicks
Surrounded by temptations, cigarettes swirling, why bother distinguishing ourselves?
NON STOP city that never sleeps, my city

On this special day, I want to have some fun
Pick up a chick, find a room, and make a baby with her
No money for condoms, but I have two hundred million sperm
Ya yasure mc hot dog

Confucius said, "Food and sex are basic human desires"
But I'm just a young guy who's just starting to grow a beard
I have to take a shit every day, and I have exams the day after tomorrow
Ya yasure mc hot dog
Ya yasure slight dance chow
Ya yasure you don't stop yo
Ya yasure mc hot dog
Ya yasure (ya come on) oh ya ya