Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 差不多先生

差不多先生

我抽著差不多的煙 又過了差不多的一天
時間差不多的閒 我花著差不多的錢
口味要差不多的鹹 做人要差不多的賤
活在差不多的邊緣 又是差不多的一年

一個差不多的台北市 有差不多的馬子
差不多又幹了幾次 用著差不多的姿勢
看著差不多的電視 吃著差不多的狗屎
寫著差不多的字 又發著差不多的誓

差不多的夜生活 又喝著差不多的酒
聽著差不多的音樂 喝醉差不多的糗
有著差不多的絕望 做著差不多的夢
穿著差不多的衣服 腦袋差不多的空

差不多的掛 我說著差不多抱怨的話
時間也差不多了 該回我那差不多的家
差不多的瞎 指鹿為馬 都差不多嘛
繼續吧 繼續瞎子摸象吧 有差嗎

我是差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 這個問題艱深
差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 總在見縫插針

差不多的反覆 總是差不多又義無反顧
差不多的感觸 總是差不多又愁雲慘霧
差不多的孤 差不多的獨
一條差不多的路 我吃著差不多的苦

我嗑著差不多的藥
又睡了一場差不多的覺
差不多的煩惱 差不多要把我逼瘋掉
差不多的 糟 差不多的 妙
差不多的 孬 又差不多的 屌

差不多的中國風 差不多要把耳朵矇
歹戲拖棚 差不多要幫你送個終
差不多的歌手擺著差不多的烏龍
差不多的麥克風唱差不多的呼嚨

都在哭窮 差不多都像個豬頭
偏偏我和他們差不多是豬朋狗友
撒 差不多的謊 虎爛差不多的強
罵人差不多的嗆 不然你要怎麼樣

我是差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 這個問題艱深
差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 總在見縫插針

差不多的你 差不多的我
差不多的他 差不多的她
媽的差不多想發達 差不多打著哈哈
她罵著XX 嘎嘎烏拉拉 都差不多的咖
差不多先生 他像個笑話 有人又在叫罵
差不多要跳不起來 還是要跳躍吧
差不多像烏龜 讓烏龜烏龜翹吧
這差不多的人生 它妙嗎
差不多要力爭上游 想游到上游
差不多在心裡默念阿們還有佛陀
不能放牛
差不多的生活很街頭 再差一點你就變成街友
我唱了八十八個差不多 都差不多
差不多 先生 不會在乎這麼多
日子應該怎麼過 差不多的2008怎麼霍
我是差不多先生 熱狗

我是差不多先生
我是差不多先生
我是差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 這個問題艱深
差不多先生 我的差不多是天生
代表我很天真 也代表我是個賤人
這差不多的人生 總在見縫插針

Mr. I-don't-care

I smoke something pretty average, and I've had another fairly typical day.
I have a lot of free time, or at least enough to spend an unremarkable amount of money.
My tastes are fairly bland, but I'm also kind of a dick.
I teeter on the edge of apathy, like I do with most things, and it's been another typical year.

In this relatively ordinary city of Taipei, there are women who are pretty average too.
I've slept with a few of them, in pretty average positions.
I watch unremarkable TV and eat pretty standard crap.
I write pretty mediocre lyrics and make promises that I don't really intend to keep.

My nightlife is rather uneventful, and I drink fairly typical alcohol.
I listen to unoriginal music and get into pretty run-of-the-mill trouble when I'm drunk.
I have fairly typical dreams and frequent bouts of despair.
I wear pretty ordinary clothes and my mind is pretty empty.

I'm pretty much a complainer. I say pretty standard things to complain about.
It's pretty much time to go back to my pretty average home.
It's pretty obvious what's going on here, so let's just call it a day.
So let's keep going, feeling our way through the darkness. What difference does it make?

I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is a complex issue.
I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is always finding ways to squeeze in.

The same old routine is always there, and I'm always ready to jump back into it.
The same old feelings are always there, and they're always pretty gloomy.
The same old loneliness, the same old isolation.
I walk the same old path and endure the same old suffering.

I take pretty average drugs
and I sleep pretty average nights.
Pretty average worries are pretty much driving me crazy.
A little bit of crap, a little bit of nonsense.
A little bit of weakness, and a little bit of strength.

This pretty average Chinese style is pretty much driving me nuts.
This lame drama is pretty much over.
These pretty average singers make pretty average mistakes.
These pretty average microphones sing pretty average nonsense.

They're all crying poverty, looking like a bunch of pigs.
But I'm one of their pig buddies.
I tell pretty average lies, and I'm pretty good at bullshittin'.
I cuss people out pretty well. What else do you want me to do?

I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is a complex issue.
I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is always finding ways to squeeze in.

You're pretty average, and so am I.
He's pretty average, and so is she.
Damn, I want to be successful, but I'm just kidding myself.
She's cursing like crazy. Who cares?
Mr. I-don't-care, he's like a joke. Someone's always complaining about him.
I can barely stand up, but I'm going to keep jumping.
I'm like a turtle. Let the turtle tip over.
This unremarkable life. Is it any good?
I have to keep striving for a better life. I want to swim upstream.
In my heart, I silently say amen and pray to Buddha.
I can't give up now!
My pretty average life is like the streets. If you're any less average, you'll end up homeless.
I've said "pretty average" eighty-eight times. It's all pretty average.
Mr. I-don't-care doesn't care about any of this.
How should I live my life? How should I spend my time in this pretty average year of 2008?
I'm Mr. I-don't-care. I'm Hotdog.

I'm Mr. I-don't-care
I'm Mr. I-don't-care
I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is a complex issue.
I'm Mr. I-don't-care. My apathy is innate.
It means I'm a bit naive and it also means I'm kind of an asshole.
This unremarkable life is always finding ways to squeeze in.