我小時候都去Tu - MC HotDog перевод на английский

我小時候都去Tu

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台北市有一家Pub 叫做TU
很多黑人 是真正的黑人 很喜歡去那邊把妹
他們把妹都很容易
然後我小時候也常常去那邊玩
看的很不爽
所以我想要唱一段
你聽聽看阿

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不管你的EQ IQ YOU想看好戲去台北TU
眾裡尋他千百度 你還在阿Q
慕然回首 黑人就在燈火闌珊處 吱吱嗚嗚
你的EQ IQ YOU想看好戲去台北TU
眾裡尋他千百度 你還在阿Q
慕然回首 黑人就在燈火闌珊處

我把妹的態度像是愚公移山
TU黑人把妹妹 不囉唆一句話 是開門見山
割地賠款 台灣 妹妹你的小小盆地 門戶洞開
一個蘿蔔一個坑 我也想分一杯羹 但我吃了閉門羹
只好假裝跟著音樂一起哼 得嘞 得嘞 嘿 得嘞 得嘞 好HIGH喔
還要假裝若無其事 比手勢 Hey Peace
其實快被男男女女形形色色給氣死
他們或許都是英文老師
那真是天經地義幹你老師
黑人真的太屌 我們頂多是牙籤
黑人是牙膏 糟糕糟糕
去TU走一遭 看看誰是下一位的女主角 Bitch

不管你的EQ IQ YOU想看好戲去台北TU
眾裡尋他千百度 你還在阿Q
慕然回首 黑人就在燈火闌珊處 吱吱嗚嗚
你的EQ IQ YOU想看好戲去台北TU
眾裡尋他千百度 你還在阿Q
慕然回首 黑人就在燈火闌珊處 吱吱嗚嗚

黑人是越黑是越帥 我徹底是被黑人打敗
你是否和我相同的感慨 還是你已經見怪都不怪

唉 我真的懷疑黑人 到底哪裡受到 種族歧視 誰能告訴我 哼

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When I Was Young, I Always Went to Tu

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There is a pub in Taipei called TU
Many black people, real black people, like to go there to pick up girls
It's very easy for them to pick up girls
And when I was young, I also often went there to play
I was very unhappy to see that
So I want to sing a passage
Listen to it

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No matter what your EQ, IQ, or YOU, if you want to watch a good show, then go to Taipei's TU
After searching for him thousands of times, you're still an idiot
Suddenly looking back, the black man is in the unseen depths of the lights, murmuring
No matter what your EQ, IQ, or YOU, if you want to watch a good show, then go to Taipei's TU
After searching for him thousands of times, you're still an idiot
Suddenly looking back, the black man is in the unseen depths of the lights

My attitude towards picking up girls is like the Foolish Old Man who Moved Mountains
The black people in TU pick up girls, without beating around the bush, they get straight to the point
Ceding territory and paying reparations, Taiwan, your small basin is wide open
One turnip, one pit, I also want a share, but I got the cold shoulder
I had to pretend to follow the music and hum along, la la la hey la la la hey, so high
I had to pretend to be nonchalant, making gestures, hey peace
In fact, I was almost driven to death by all kinds of men and women
Maybe they are all English teachers
That's really natural, damn your teacher
The black people are really awesome, we are just toothpicks at most
The black people are toothpaste, oh no, oh no
Go to TU and take a look, and see who will be the next heroine, bitch

No matter what your EQ, IQ, or YOU, if you want to watch a good show, then go to Taipei's TU
After searching for him thousands of times, you're still an idiot
Suddenly looking back, the black man is in the unseen depths of the lights, murmuring
No matter what your EQ, IQ, or YOU, if you want to watch a good show, then go to Taipei's TU
After searching for him thousands of times, you're still an idiot
Suddenly looking back, the black man is in the unseen depths of the lights, murmuring

The blacker the black people are, the more handsome they are, I'm completely defeated by the black people
Do you have the same feelings as me, or have you already seen it as common occurance?

Alas, I really doubt the black people, where do they endure racial discrimination? Who can tell me, hmph

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