Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 新人王

新人王

哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

我是新人王
哒哒哒啦哒 哈哈

热狗 你是我的新人王
你最好 你做什么都好
至少在下一个偶像出现之前
你是我的最爱
我 常常在想一个问题
怎么那么多
年轻人想当明星
是为了什么
男的愿意当小丑
女的自愿衣脱
超级新人王啊
新人们这个梦
让我清理一下我的喉咙跟你说
看我用AK47发子弹敲醒你的头
因为一切都是假相
不是你们想象
这个圈子本来就是这样
你是超级新人王
连佛也为你跳墙
你是华语音乐抗霸子
在你身上太多风光
没有你在我有多烦恼多难熬
没有你烦我有多难熬多没人要
你的笑比蒙那丽纱还迷人
你拿麦克风的样子好比自由女神
你的知名度甚至超过先总统蒋公中正
Oh My God 你比耶稣还神
你是爱做梦的新人王
一定拿好多奖
大家为你鼓掌
摆明一叫偶像该你上场

你才发片盗版商嘴角就开始就上扬
口水歌就上场
管他Hip-hop芭啦也从来不用你唱
现场响叮当当当当当
你一定会吭吭吭吭吭
你是爱做梦的新人王
新人王 新人王
新人王 新人王
这个明星梦你醒了没
你醒了没
女生小心一点 别在执迷不悔
不听狗哥言 吃亏就在眼前
为了登台的机会
还要上床陪导演
去了香港拍片
但是要露3点
怎么全都露了
最后假戏真演
第一集
始终是个不起眼的花瓶
第二集
你和男主角有了三场对手戏
到了第三集
A片
正式进军AV界
光华商场到处都是你的光碟片

我的举例说明或许有点太贱
你真的天真以为这个圈子男生都是太监
老佛爷上 奴才告退
你是爱做梦的新人王 新人王
一定拿好多奖
大家为你鼓掌
摆明一叫偶像该你上场

你才发片盗版商嘴角就开始就上扬
口水歌就上场
管他Hip-Pop芭啦也从来不用你唱
现场响叮当当当当当
你一定会吭吭吭吭吭
多少预算我都昂昂昂昂昂
因为你是新人王王王王王
掌声还不够响响响响响
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
你咿咿啊啊R&B的声音像Gay
还不如Jay
翅膀还不够硬就想飞
于是往下坠入上流社会
嘘 许纯美
我的新人王最好检查检查自己几两重
一定要够台
不然怎么干得掉两个五两个六
如果唱对嘴都能够唱到七零八落
评审们现在开始评分
一个灯
歌唱比赛人山人海
两个灯
芭啦歌省省呗
大家都在宰
第三个灯
听去听来都是在拉赛
第四个灯
我仅代表主办单位向观众(五灯奖)
你是爱做梦的新人王
一定拿好多奖
大家为你鼓掌
摆明一叫偶像该你上场

你才发片盗版商嘴角就开始就上扬
口水歌就上场
管他Hip-Pop芭啦也从来不用你唱
现场响叮当当当当当
你一定会吭吭吭吭吭
多少预算我都昂昂昂昂昂
因为你是新人王王王王王
掌声还不够响响响响响

我是新人王

Rookie King

Da da da da da da da

I'm the Rookie King
Da da da la da Haha

HotDog, you're my Rookie Queen
You're the best, you do everything well
At least until the next idol comes along
You're my favorite
I often wonder
Why are there so many
Young people who want to be stars
What for
Men are willing to be clowns
Women voluntarily take off their clothes
Super Rookie Queen
This dream of newcomers
Let me clear my throat and tell you
Watch me use an AK47 to knock some sense into your head
Because everything is a facade
It's not what you think
This circle is just like that
You're the Super Rookie Queen
Even Buddha jumps over the wall for you
You're the queen of Chinese music
There's so much glory on you
Without you, how troubled and tormented I am
Without you bothering me, how tormented and unwanted I am
Your smile is more charming than the Mona Lisa
The way you hold the microphone is like the Statue of Liberty
Your fame even surpasses that of the former President Chiang Kai-shek
Oh My God, you're more divine than Jesus
You're the daydreaming Rookie Queen
You must win many awards
Everyone applauds for you
It's obvious that you're the idol to take the stage

As soon as you release an album, the corners of the pirate's mouth start to rise
Pop songs take the stage
You never have to sing Hip-hop or ballads
The scene is ringing ding dang dang dang dang
You'll definitely hum hum hum hum hum
You're the daydreaming Rookie Queen
Rookie Queen, Rookie Queen
Rookie Queen, Rookie Queen
Have you woken up from this star dream
Have you woken up
Girls, be careful, don't be obsessed with regrets
If you don't listen to Brother Dog, you'll suffer the consequences
For the chance to be on stage
You even have to sleep with the director
Went to Hong Kong to film
But you have to show your three points
How come everything is exposed
Finally, the fake show becomes real
Episode 1
Always an inconspicuous vase
Episode 2
You and the male lead have three rival scenes
By episode 3
Porn
Officially entering the AV industry
The Guanghua Mall is full of your DVDs

My examples may be a bit too harsh
You really naively think that all the men in this circle are eunuchs
The Empress Dowager is here, the slaves retreat
You're the daydreaming Rookie Queen, Rookie Queen
You must win many awards
Everyone applauds for you
It's obvious that you're the idol to take the stage

As soon as you release an album, the corners of the pirate's mouth start to rise
Pop songs take the stage
You never have to sing Hip-Pop or ballads
The scene is ringing ding dang dang dang dang
You'll definitely hum hum hum hum hum
No matter the budget, I'll ang ang ang ang ang
Because you're the Rookie Queen Queen Queen Queen Queen
The applause is not loud enough
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Your R&B sounds like a gay
Not as good as Jay
Your wings aren't strong enough to fly
So you fall into high society
Shh, Hsu Chun-mei
My Rookie Queen, better check yourself, how much do you weigh
You must be Taiwanese enough
Otherwise, how can you beat the two fives and two sixes
If you can even lip-sync out of tune
The judges now start scoring
One light
The singing competition is crowded
Two lights
Save the ballads
Everyone is slaughtering
The third light
It all sounds like bullshit
The fourth light
On behalf of the organizers, I would like to (Five Lights Award)
You're the daydreaming Rookie Queen
You must win many awards
Everyone applauds for you
It's obvious that you're the idol to take the stage

As soon as you release an album, the corners of the pirate's mouth start to rise
Pop songs take the stage
You never have to sing Hip-Pop or ballads
The scene is ringing ding dang dang dang dang
You'll definitely hum hum hum hum hum
No matter the budget, I'll ang ang ang ang ang
Because you're the Rookie Queen Queen Queen Queen Queen
The applause is not loud enough

I'm the Rookie King