Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 母老虎

母老虎

兩隻老虎 嗚嗚嗚 兩隻老虎 嗚嗚嗚
我家的母老虎 嗚嗚 我家的母老虎 嗚

老實說說 我媽告訴我說 他不太喜歡妳說 以後娶了妳說
會不會有很嚴重的婆媳問題說
為了妳 我和我媽槓上了也在所不惜 挺妳到底說

管他媽周杰倫母親叫葉惠美
妳是一壺美酒 我是酒鬼 向妳買醉
妳要的話 我可以和妳乾 第七杯
妳要的話 我可以和妳尬 第七遍在今夜

冤有頭債有主 也對
我的前世一定欠妳很多錢 不然今生怎麼會選擇在一起纏綿
如果一開始就不對 那就錯到底吧 也無所謂

我不會單飛 要放手的話也絕對是妳先
妳是我的Queen 我是你的K 走下去 絕對拿到黑桃A
籌碼不多 但是為了妳 我全部show hand

我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很凶悍 很凶悍
有時像個小孩 有時像老太太 真奇怪 她沒法改
我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很機歪 很機掰
有時對我很好 有時對我很壞 真奇怪 但是我愛

其實名符 妳真的是一隻母老虎 我這是何苦
哪裡來的勇氣讓我不入虎穴 焉得虎子 我也搞不清楚
妳虎虎生風
我知道妳從來不會在乎我是饒舌歌手還是水電工
是大富翁 還是拿著鑰匙替他泊車的小僂婁
有妳在我身邊我是不倒翁 雖然我的口袋沒有麥可麥可
但是我有麥克風
我是武松 今晚打老虎
皮爾卡頌 虎落平陽被犬欺 我的寶貝
妳可以告訴全世界妳現在是被誰在騎
我說學逗唱 逗妳笑 嘻嘻
妳是母老虎 也是一隻會撒嬌的小貓咪

同林鳥本是夫妻 一點通心有靈犀
有史以來我的歌裡面這首最噁心 天地良心 都是為了妳

我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很凶悍 很凶悍
有時像個小孩 有時像老太太 真奇怪 她沒法改
我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很機歪 很機掰
有時對我很好 有時對我很壞 真奇怪 但是我愛

但是我愛 妳的tiger tiger style 把我迷的七暈又八轉
好像吃了快樂丸子一樣讓我覺得好high
對你總是又又又恨又愛
四年來
時間就像唱片快轉快轉
美好的回憶我們倒轉倒轉
不好的記憶一起逆轉逆轉
我們組個家庭一起來玩 就像在組樂團 什麼困難都不管
Song for you 我的母老虎
我們是天造地設的兩隻老虎 song for you 我的母老虎

我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很凶悍 很凶悍
有時像個小孩 有時像老太太 真奇怪 她沒法改
我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很機歪 很機掰
有時對我很好 有時對我很壞 真奇怪 但是我愛

我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很凶悍 很凶悍
有時像個小孩 有時像老太太 真奇怪 她沒法改
我家的母老虎 我家的母老虎 很機歪 很機掰
有時對我很好 有時對我很壞 真奇怪 但是我愛

愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
YA但是 我愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
YA但是 我愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
YA但是 我愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
但是 我愛

Mother Tiger

Two tigers, hoo hoo hoo, two tigers, hoo hoo hoo,
My mother tiger, hoo hoo, my mother tiger, hoo,

Honestly, my mother told me that she didn't like you much.
Would there be serious mother-in-law problems?
For you, I argued with my mother and didn't care. I completely support you.

Who cares if Jay Chou's mother is called Ye Huimei?
You are my wine, I am a drunkard, getting drunk with you.
If you want, I can have a seventh glass with you.
If you want, I can do it with you a seventh time tonight.

It's true that there is a debtor and a creditor.
I must have owed you a lot of money in my past life. Otherwise, why would we choose to be together in this life?
If it was wrong from the beginning, then let's be wrong to the end. It doesn't matter.

I will not fly solo. If anyone gives up, it must be you first.
You are my Queen, I am your K. Let's go all the way and definitely get the Ace of Spades.
I don't have many chips, but I will show you all of them for you.

My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very fierce, very fierce
Sometimes like a child, sometimes like an old lady. It's strange, she can't change
My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very annoying, very annoying
Sometimes very good to me, sometimes very bad to me. It's strange, but I love it

In fact, you are a mother tiger. Why am I doing this?
Where did I get the courage to enter the tiger's den? Where can I find a tiger cub? I don't know either
You are fierce and vigorous.
I know you never care whether I am a rapper or a plumber,
A millionaire or a valet who parks cars for him.
With you by my side, I am a tumbler, even though I don't have Michael Jordan's shoes.
But I have a microphone.
I am Wu Song, fighting the tiger tonight.
Carcassonne, The tiger falls to the dog. My baby,
You can tell the whole world who is riding you now.
I talk, joke, and sing. It makes you laugh, tee hee.
You are a mother tiger, but also a kitten who can act like a spoiled child.

Birds in the same forest are husband and wife with a common idea and mutual understanding.
Of all my songs, this is the most disgusting. In all conscience, it is all for you.

My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very fierce, very fierce
Sometimes like a child, sometimes like an old lady. It's strange, she can't change
My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very annoying, very annoying
Sometimes very good to me, sometimes very bad to me. It's strange, but I love it

But I love your tiger tiger style. I am completely crazy about you.
It's like taking a happy pill that makes me feel so high.
I always love and hate you.
For four years,
Time is like a record player, fast forwarding fast forwarding.
We rewind the good memories to replay.
We reverse the bad memories together.
We form a family and play together, like forming a band. We don't care about difficulties.
Song for you, my mother tiger.
We are two tigers made for each other. Song for you, my mother tiger.

My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very fierce, very fierce
Sometimes like a child, sometimes like an old lady. It's strange, she can't change
My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very annoying, very annoying
Sometimes very good to me, sometimes very bad to me. It's strange, but I love it

My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very fierce, very fierce
Sometimes like a child, sometimes like an old lady. It's strange, she can't change
My mother tiger, my mother tiger. Very annoying, very annoying
Sometimes very good to me, sometimes very bad to me. It's strange, but I love it

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
YA, but I love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
YA, but I love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
YA, but I love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
But I love it