Текст и перевод песни MC HotDog - 謝謝啞唬

謝謝啞唬

Oh 先讓我們 交換一下MSN
兩個陌生人 開啟一扇新的門 原來愛是這麼簡單單
你別打注音文安安 網路線會因為你而癱瘓
原來旋轉泡泡球是這麼好玩 沒看到你上線我的心就好亂
那一夜 我們終於見了面 在東區最有名的夜店

你把我灌醉 我卸下了所有的防線 你最後 帶我去QK
喔 怎麼可能只是 蓋棉被純聊天
你的手仿佛在找著我的G點 你的舌頭在我的耳邊舔
雨下整夜 我的愛溢出就像淫水 一夜七次郎這名字真的很美
Can, Can, Can we do it again?

謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬
謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬

聽到這個催情的節奏 就在燈光美又氣氛佳的時候
又有一對曠男怨女要去Hotel 他們會做什麼事情喔 Oh, a-oh
聽到這個催情的節奏 Fuck that 現在生米已經煮成熟飯了喔
只是為什麼連幹完都還不太熟 也沒有人會在乎 那就管他吧 So?
見好就收 下次見面再call 就算天雷勾動地火 也要記得偷偷摸摸
你和小狼狗的約定記得要打勾勾 You′re my Bitch, I am your dog.
交網友靠誠意 幹網友靠實力 關於這件事情你要問我朋友 茶米
原來交朋友也有分VIP 沒有交錢的只能等別人簽心

謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬
謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬

聽到這個催情的節奏 就在燈光美又氣氛佳的時候
又有一對曠男怨女要去Hotel 他們會做什麼事情喔 Oh, a-oh
Oh 移動你的滑鼠 王子和青蛙分不清楚 那個恐龍妹說自己有36F
最好每個男生都是183club 我聽你詌古 這太唬

小學生也可以騙大人的寶物 有人打魔獸住在網咖好酷
原來到處都是真愛 謝謝啞唬 交配名單又多了一個老處
宅男也有春天 買原汁原味內褲可以宅配
有多少惡狼在聊天室打獵 你不要被賣了 還在幫他數錢數錢

謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬
謝謝啞唬 我托你的福 我脫很多網友的衣服
那真的好酷 那些女孩都不會說不 啞啞啞 唬

謝謝啞唬
謝謝啞唬
謝謝啞唬

Thank You Dumb and Deaf

Oh Let's exchange our MSN
Two strangers open a new door Love is so simple
Don't type in pinyin Ann or the network will be paralyzed because of you
Wow the spinning bubble ball is so fun I feel so lost when I don't see you online
That night we finally met At the most famous nightclub in East Side

You got me drunk I let down all my defenses You finally took me to QK
Oh how could it be just covering ourselves with a blanket and chatting
Your hand seemed to be searching for my G-spot Your tongue licking my ear
It rained all night My love overflowed like a torrent One night seven times That name is really beautiful
Can, Can, Can we do it again?

Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf
Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf

Hearing this aphrodisiac rhythm When the lights are beautiful and the atmosphere is great
Another lonesome man and woman are going to a hotel What will they do there Oh, a-oh
Hearing this aphrodisiac rhythm Fuck that Now the raw rice has been cooked
But why are we still not very familiar even after we're done? And no one cares about that So who cares? So?
Stop when it's good Next time we meet call me Even if it's love at first sight Remember to do it secretly
Remember to tick off your agreement with the little wolf You're my Bitch. I am your dog.
Making online friends is about sincerity Having sex with netizens is about strength About this Ask my friend Chami
Making friends also has VIPs Those who don't pay can only wait for others to sign their hearts

Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf
Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf

Hearing this aphrodisiac rhythm When the lights are beautiful and the atmosphere is great
Another lonesome man and woman are going to a hotel What will they do there Oh, a-oh
Oh move your mouse The prince and the frog can't be distinguished That dinosaur girl said she has 36F
It's better for every boy to be 183 club I listen to your bullsh*t That's so dumb

Little kids can also fool the big guys' treasure Someone playing Warcraft lives in an internet cafe so cool
There is true love everywhere Thank you dumb and deaf There is another old virgin on the mating list
Nerds also have their spring Buying original flavored underwear can be delivered to your home
How many wolves are hunting in the chat room Don't be sold and still help him count the money

Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf
Thank you dumb and deaf I owe you my good luck I took off the clothes of many netizens
That was really cool Those girls never said no Huh, huh, huh dumb and deaf

Thank you dumb and deaf
Thank you dumb and deaf
Thank you dumb and deaf