Текст и перевод песни MP魔幻力量 - 約會電影

約會電影

想約她看電影 不知道她會不會答應
要看哪部片 實在拿不定個主意
我真的搞不定 只好來問我的兄弟
第一次約會 麻煩給我一點好建議

Hey buddy 不用擔心交給我
現在就讓我來解答你所有的疑惑
開門見山來句醒世明言大放送
反正醉翁之意根本不在酒

喔 喔 喔 我全都懂了
一語點醒夢中人 你果然高人
約會的重點就是要讓彼此感情增溫
黑暗中只感覺到對方炙熱的體溫

孺子可教也 你非常有慧根
拿起你的電話打給她立刻
我對你有信心 你一定可以的
不要再遲疑了 她等你很久了

女孩可不可以跟我看電影
要看哪部只要你想看的我都行
反正醉翁之意我們都心知肚明
只要牽個小手就讓我爽到不行

女孩可不可以跟我看電影
什麼劇情什麼演員隨便都可以
反正醉翁之意我們都心知肚明
如果一切順利能否加碼玩親親

Oh my god 她真的答應
要 跟 我 去看場電影
當天我應該做些什麼才得體
我不應該做些什麼才不會dirty

主動去買票 主動拿錢包
不是要裝凱子 而是當個紳士
別讓她冷到 別讓她餓到
貼心駛得萬年船 不變的訣竅

收到 no doubt 我會面面俱到
伸手不見五指 我應該怎麼揮毫
下筆的速度 怎樣才不算太趕
請教我怎樣寫出大師級的好感

驚悚恐怖片 叫她抱緊你
男子氣概養兵千日就用在現在
浪漫愛情片 緊扣十兄弟
偶爾幾句耳邊呢喃讓她徹底澎湃

女孩可不可以跟我看電影
要看哪部只要你想看的我都行
反正醉翁之意我們都心知肚明
只要牽個小手就讓我爽到不行

女孩可不可以跟我看電影
什麼劇情什麼演員隨便都可以
反正醉翁之意我們都心知肚明
如果一切順利能否加碼玩親親

看完電影 要去哪續攤
吃頓飯吧 然後帶回家
是我不好 我又想到哪
先暫時停止下半身的思考吧

我實在不忍心告訴你想太多
有件事情我一直不知道怎麼開口
其實這個小妞她早就被我把走
人生是不公平的
抱歉兄弟 下次麻煩請早

女孩女孩你不跟我看電影
答案已經很明顯了 我懂沒關係
為了愛情為了友情 好人做到底
大不了就一個人回家看DVD

Movie Date

I want to ask her to a movie, I don't know if she'll say yes
Which movie to watch, I can't make up my mind
I'm really clueless, I'll have to ask my buddy
It's my first date, I need some good advice

Hey buddy, don't worry, leave it to me
Let me answer all your questions right now
Let me tell you a word of wisdom
The main point is not the movie at all

Oh, oh, oh, I get it now
You've opened my eyes, you're a genius
The point of a date is to warm each other up
In the dark, I can only feel your warmth

You're a quick learner, you're very smart
Pick up your phone and call her now
I believe in you, you can do it
Don't hesitate, she's been waiting for you for a long time

Girl, can you go to the movies with me
As for which movie, anything you want to watch is fine
Anyway, we both know what we're really after
Just holding your hand makes me so happy

Girl, can you go to the movies with me
What's the plot, who's the actor, it doesn't matter
Anyway, we both know what we're really after
If all goes well, can we take it a step further and kiss

Oh my god, she actually said yes
So she
What should I do on the day to be decent
What should I not do to avoid being dirty

Take the initiative to buy tickets, take out your wallet
It's not about being a show-off, it's about being a gentleman
Don't let her get cold, don't let her get hungry
Thoughtfulness will last forever, an unchanging secret

Got it, no doubt, I'll take care of everything
It's so dark I can't see my hand, how can I write
How fast should I write, how can I avoid being too rushed
Teach me how to write a masterpiece that will make her impressed

Horror movies, ask her to hold you tight
Masculinity has been cultivated for thousands of days, and now it's time to use it
Romantic love movies, hold her hands tightly
Occasionally whisper in her ear to make her heart beat faster

Girl, can you go to the movies with me
As for which movie, anything you want to watch is fine
Anyway, we both know what we're really after
Just holding your hand makes me so happy

Girl, can you go to the movies with me
What's the plot, who's the actor, it doesn't matter
Anyway, we both know what we're really after
If all goes well, can we take it a step further and kiss

After the movie, where to go for a snack
Let's have dinner, then take me home
It's my fault, I'm thinking too much
Let's stop thinking about the lower body for now

I really can't bear to tell you to think too much
There's something I've been wanting to tell you
Actually, this girl was taken by me a long time ago
Life is unfair
Sorry, bro, next time, please be quick

Girl, girl, you won't go to the movies with me
The answer is already obvious, I understand, it's okay
For love, for friendship, I'll be a good person to the end
No big deal, I'll just go home and watch a DVD by myself