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悖論聽

哲學是什麼？
聽懂聽聽懂
聽聽個聽，聽個聽不懂

人生的意思是什麼，物種起源自哪裡
現實與虛妄怎麼分，哲學問題有沒有道理

聽聽個懂，聽個聽聽懂
行通行個通行不行得通
聽懂聽聽，聽個聽不懂
哲學悖論，懂不了懂
聽懂，懂

睡美人在拋硬幣，阿基裡斯在追烏龜
祖孫穿越平行背反，雙生子佯謬相對

聽聽懂，聽聽個懂
行通行個通，行不行得通
聽行得通，聽不聽得懂

黑色的烏鴉黑不黑，鱷魚的寶寶還不還
空地上的奶牛在不在，蓋梯爾問題如何判斷

聽聽個聽，聽個聽聽懂
行通行個通，行不行得通
聽懂聽個聽，聽不聽得懂
聽行得通，聽不聽得懂

湯姆生開燈關燈，薛定諤的概率貓
圖靈測試與中文屋，缸中的大腦夢裡睡覺

聽聽個聽，聽個聽聽懂
行通行個通，行不行得通
聽懂聽個聽，聽個聽不懂
聽行得通，聽不聽得懂
聽懂，聽懂

Paradox Listening

What is philosophy, darling?
I get it, I get it, I get it.
I get it, I get it, I don't get it.

What's the meaning of life, where did species originate?
How to separate reality from illusion, do philosophical questions have merit?

I get it, I get it, I get it.
It works, it works, does it really work?
I get it, I get it, I don't get it.
Philosophical paradoxes, I can't understand them.
I get it, I get it.

Sleeping Beauty flips a coin, Achilles chases the tortoise.
Grandfather paradox with parallel timelines, twin paradox relatively speaking.

I get it, I get it, I get it.
It works, it works, does it really work?
Does it work? Do I get it?

Are black crows black? Does the crocodile return its baby?
Is the cow in the field or not? How to judge Gettier's problem?

I get it, I get it, I get it.
It works, it works, does it really work?
I get it, I get it, do I get it?
Does it work? Do I get it?

Thomson's lamp on and off, Schrödinger's cat of probability.
Turing test and the Chinese room, the brain in a vat asleep and dreaming.

I get it, I get it, I get it.
It works, it works, does it really work?
I get it, I get it, I don't get it.
Does it work? Do I get it?
I get it, I get it.