Текст и перевод песни Macanache - Sefu

Sefu

Neaţa Şefuuu′! ...
Care-iii'? ...
Ia zi, dau si eu un mop? I-a ...!?
N-am chef de munca, esti nebun?
Vreau sa stau, sa ma plimb in parc, sa fac altceva.

Auzi sefu′? (Da)
Ai facut ce te-am rugat? (Ce m-ai rugat?)
Te-am rugat sa nu mai mananci rahat
Ca te murdaresti la bot si angajatii o sa pofteasca
Sa te pupe-n fund, uite asa sa rotunjeasca. (Aha)
Incepand de azi eu nu sunt sluga nimanui,
Nu mai pot sa misc un deget din cauza spatelui,
Dupa ce ti-a ridicat matale marele imperiu
In numele vesnicului si nemuritor criteriu
Munca, munca, munca si noaptea si ziua, (Zi!)
Munca, munca, munca, niciodata piua.
Acuma e randu tau sefu, sa ma rasplatesti (Zi)
Si sa-mi dai un mic concediu, sa te odihnesti. (Băă!)
Sa stau si eu cu nepotii si cu stranepotii,
Sa mancam o gaura de covrig cu totii.
I-a zi sefu'? (Da)
Ar mai fi inca ceva;
M-am gandit ca sa iti las tie mostenire spaga mea. (Dă-o încoa!)
Ia-ti un Lamborghini, ia-ti o acadea
Daca nu, puneti-o in cap, spala-te cu ea.
Spala-te cu ea, spala-te cu ea.

Auzi sefu'? (Da)
Fa si mie o cafea, pune si crema de lapte si hai repede cu ea!
Auzi sefu? (Da)
Hotaraste-te ce vrei,
Da′ pana te hotarasti, da-mi o bere, doua, trei!

Auzi sefu (Da)
Nimica, faceam prezenta
Daca esti sau nu, nu se simte diferenta
Ma roade curiozitatea, ai timp de o intrebare?

- Spune repede ca sunt gata de plecare!

Cand erai matale mic, erai sef ca si acum?

- Eram sef, manca-ti-as gura, da′ la inceput de drum.
- Intr-o zi mi-am dat eu seama
- Cum sa fac, cum sa dreg
- Si cu alti sefi legaturi am inceput sa leg.
- Dau porunci si ordine, asa fara nicio greata
- Cand ma supara vreunu, concediu pe viata.

Pai si daca pleaca toti, nu dai in faliment?

- N-o sa plece, ca chiria vine permanent

Auzi sefu'?

- Dea

Stai bre, ho, nu mai tipa

- Pai da′ mai scuteste-ma, ia mai du-te-n Panama

Ma gandeam alaltaieri sefu sa ma fac tot sef,
Sa muncesc cand mi se scoala si cand am eu chef.

A, si sefu'?

- Dea

Ar mai fi inca ceva:
Nu trebe sa-mi dai concediu, iti dau eu demisia

- Pai da′ tu esti om de baza aicia, nu te las sa pleci

Hai scuteste-ma, manca-ti-as ca tre' sa ma duc la meci!

Auzi sefu′? (Da)
Fa si mie o cafea, pune si crema de lapte si hai repede cu ea!
Auzi sefu? (Da)
Hotaraste-te ce vrei,
Da' pana te hotarasti, da-mi o bere, doua, trei!

Auzi sefu? (Nu)
Pai du-te la ORL
Sa vezi de n-auzi dupa-aia toate aurorele
M-a lovit norocu' sefu′, ia zi, vrei sa povestesc?
Mi-am deschis afacere si-acum "prosperesc".
Angajatii ma respecta, unii ma iubesc!

- Inceteaza ca ma doare, nici nu ma-ndoiesc!

Nu e cine stie ce (Asa) da′ e cat de cat.(Bun)
Si mi-a mers bine din start, de la inceput.
Auzi sefu'? (Da)
Cum mai merge compania?

- Cum sa mearga? Nu mai merge, din pacate, saracia.
- "Mi-a" luat casa, "mi-a" luat masa, m-a lasat astia pe drumuri.

Pe drumuri, pe drumuri, da′ tot n-ai scapat de fumuri.

- Obiceiuri vechi, nu mai pot sa scap de ele (Naspa)
- Mi-a intrat in sange, (Aha) mi-a intrat sub piele (Aha)
- Auzi sefu'? (Da)
- Nu ai cateva lovele?

Am da′ nu vrei sa muncesti si tu pentru ele?
Iti dau tot ce ai tu nevoie ca nu am uitat,
Ca nici eu nu aveam de munca si m-ai ajutat.
Am o mica pensiune de cinci stele langa lac
Unde vii, muncesti si pleci dupa bunul plac!

Munca, munca, munca si noaptea si ziua;
Munca, munca, munca, niciodata piua!
Dupa bunul plac...

The Boss

Morning, Boss! ...
What's up? ...
Say, can I give you a mop? Huh ...!?
I don't feel like working, are you crazy?
I wanna chill, take a walk in the park, do something else.

You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Did you do what I asked? (What did you ask?)
I asked you to stop eating rahat
Because you get it all over your mouth and the employees will crave it
To kiss your ass, just like that, to round things up. (Aha)
Starting today, I am no one's servant,
I can't move a finger because of my back,
After you raised your great empire
In the name of the eternal and immortal criterion
Work, work, work, night and day, (Say!)
Work, work, work, never a break.
Now it's your turn, boss, to pay me back (Say it)
And give me a little vacation, to rest. (Dude!)
To sit with my grandchildren and great-grandchildren,
To eat a donut hole all together.
Say, boss? (Yes)
There would be one more thing;
I thought I'd leave you my bribe as inheritance. (Give it here!)
Get yourself a Lamborghini, get yourself a lollipop
If not, put it on your head, wash yourself with it.
Wash yourself with it, wash yourself with it.

You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Make me a coffee too, put some milk foam and hurry up with it!
You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Make up your mind what you want,
But until you decide, give me a beer, two, three!

You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Nothing, I was just checking in
Whether you're here or not, it makes no difference
I'm curious, do you have time for a question?

- Say it quickly 'cause I'm ready to go!

When you were little, were you a boss like you are now?

- I was a boss, I swear to God, but at the beginning of the road.
- One day I realized
- How to do it, how to manage
- And I started making connections with other bosses.
- I give commands and orders, just like that, without any hesitation
- When someone upsets me, a lifetime vacation.

Well, if everyone leaves, won't you go bankrupt?

- They won't leave, because the rent comes constantly

You hear me, boss?

- Yes

Hold on, hey, stop yelling

- Well, spare me, go to Panama

I was thinking the other day, boss, to become a boss myself,
To work when I feel like it and when I feel like it.

Oh, and boss?

- Yes

There would be one more thing:
You don't have to give me a vacation, I'm giving you my resignation

- But you are a key man here, I won't let you leave

Spare me, I swear to God, I have to go to the game!

You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Make me a coffee too, put some milk foam and hurry up with it!
You hear me, boss? (Yes)
Make up your mind what you want,
But until you decide, give me a beer, two, three!

You hear me, boss? (No)
Well, go to the ENT
To see if you can't hear all the auroras afterwards
Bad luck struck me, boss, say, wanna hear about it?
I started a business and now I'm "thriving".
The employees respect me, some even love me!

- Stop it, it hurts, I don't even doubt it!

It's not much (That's right) but it's something. (Good)
And it went well for me from the start, right from the beginning.
You hear me, boss? (Yes)
How's the company doing?

- How could it be doing? It's not doing well, unfortunately, poverty.
- It took my house, it took my food, it left me on the streets.

On the streets, on the streets, but you still haven't gotten rid of smoking.

- Old habits, I can't get rid of them anymore (Bad)
- It's gotten into my blood, (Aha) it's gotten under my skin (Aha)
- You hear me, boss? (Yes)
- Don't you have some cash?

I do, but don't you wanna work for it too?
I'll give you everything you need because I haven't forgotten,
That I didn't feel like working either and you helped me.
I have a small five-star guest house by the lake
Where you come, work and leave at your leisure!

Work, work, work, night and day;
Work, work, work, never a break!
At your leisure...