Текст и перевод песни Macedonia - Dieta Gominola

Dieta Gominola

Faig la dieta gominola. Gominola
Faig la dieta gominola. Gominola
Uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua

Aquesta tarda, m'he gastat catorze euros en gominoles
I en una plaça, m'he cruspit mitja bossa jo tota sola
M'estic tornant de color taronja però m'és igual
Se m'han corcat tots els queixals

Uo uo uo a a a

Les faves tendres, són tant soses i avorrides que a mi em deprimeixen
Pots de verdura, pastanagues, cols i espàrrecs: això no em motiva!
Menjar els caramels de Tots els gustos de Bertie Boot
Es el que em cal per ser com tu

Faig la dieta gominola. Gominola
Faig la dieta gominola. Gominola
Faig la dieta gominola. Gominola
Uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua

Però arribo a casa i la mare vol que em mengi una sopa lletres
Li he plantat cara fins que he vist que li sortia foc per les orelles
Hagués sigut millor callar

La meva mare, m'ha dit nena l'has cagat i m'ha agafat d'una pota
I donant voltes, ha agafat embranzida i m'ha enviat a Collserola
I m'ha dit que a partir d'ara sopa de farigola.

Hagués sigut millor callar Hagués sigut millor callar
Hagués sigut millor callar Hagués sigut millor callar

Faig la dieta gominola, res de botox ni silicona
M'inflo a xuxes que estan molt més bones
Faig la dieta per ser famosa, rica i guapa sense rascar bola
Llavis, tetes, cul i cor de goma
Faig la dieta gominola, res de botox ni silicona
M'inflo a xuxes que estan molt més bones

Faig la dieta de la sargantana, m'inflo a xuxes perquè em don la gana
Faig la dieta del pastís de trufa, m'inflo a xuxes perquè me la bufa
Faig la dieta de la Pepsicola, m'inflo a xuxes perquè està de moda
Uo uo uo ua ua ua uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua uo uo uo ua ua ua

Gummy Diet

I'm on the gummy diet. Gummy
I'm on the gummy diet. Gummy
Uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua

This afternoon, I spent fourteen euros on gummies
And in a square, I munched on half a bag all by myself
I'm turning orange, but I don't care
All my molars are aching

Uo uo uo a a a

Tender beans are so bland and boring that they depress me
Jars of vegetables, carrots, cabbages, and asparagus: that doesn't motivate me!
Eating Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Is what I need to be like you

I'm on the gummy diet. Gummy
I'm on the gummy diet. Gummy
I'm on the gummy diet. Gummy
Uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua

But I get home and my mom wants me to eat alphabet soup
I stood my ground until I saw fire coming out of her ears
It would have been better to keep quiet

My mother told me, "Girl, you've messed up," and grabbed me by the leg
Spinning around, she gained momentum and sent me to Collserola
And she said that from now on, it's thyme soup.

It would have been better to keep quiet It would have been better to keep quiet
It would have been better to keep quiet It would have been better to keep quiet

I'm on the gummy diet, no Botox or silicone
I stuff myself with candies, they're so much better
I'm on the diet to be famous, rich, and beautiful without lifting a finger
Lips, boobs, butt, and gummy heart
I'm on the gummy diet, no Botox or silicone
I stuff myself with candies, they're so much better

I'm on the lizard diet, I stuff myself with candies because I feel like it
I'm on the truffle cake diet, I stuff myself with candies because I don't care
I'm on the Pepsi Cola diet, I stuff myself with candies because it's trendy
Uo uo uo ua ua ua uo uo uo ua ua ua
Uo uo uo ua ua ua uo uo uo ua ua ua