Текст и перевод песни Machi DiDi - 恶梦

恶梦

我从小学就常常作弊
还是没得过a顶多b掉到d
直接略过f烂到爸的g
现在混到好几千个兄弟
财产好几亿让台湾更国际
我的lg跟lp好有力很大像内地
我是十四亿的第一所以我最有资格教你
什么是巴黎铁塔台北一零一更

鱼子鹅肝鲁肉饭更
Remy martin金门高梁更
Bathing ape machi第五街更
富士山阿里山更
普吉岛q里岛
夏威夷跟大溪地更 yo
我的宝岛最这个节奏

这个感觉我要你们大声叫
这个节奏这个感觉
我要你们大声叫

拍电影拍小电影更
得金马奖抽到金马奖更
七十二变三十六计也
十八招更九酒喝不完最
莫名其妙你这样哪里
我很爱国你长得很爱国才
法拉利芭乐一粒更
无法消化拉出来玉米粒最
华纳帮我发片阿妈帮我发片更
阿你还在包尿片更
遇到仙人遇到仙人跳更
当老鸟当拉炼卡到鸟更
睡觉睡到一直叫才
科学面蝌蚪在里面更
空手到大哥又迟到更
我也要讲啦我胡说八道最
顶太疯小笼包不蒸蒸汉堡
麦当劳叔叔改行卖猪脚
拖拉a梦喝醉强抱顽皮豹
唱拉kity内裤被屎奴比脱掉拿送给假肥猫
跟大哥宣传住六星变酒店
大哥房间塞满酒店妹更
喂那个不能讲啦把麦克风关掉
他发疯了啦快带他去吃药

Gucci 很咕叽咕叽咕叽最
宋七力一百送两粒更
打九折不李玖哲才
Machi 天生就是玩hip-hop的料
一样两只脚舞跳的比黑人还
不管去到那里都是国宝
动不动就上头条
擦屁股都用钞票
出门都不带保镖
不需要小弟帮我单挑
我做哥哥让大家靠
帮你罩我们是东方的骄傲

Nightmare

I've always been a cheater since elementary school
Still didn't get an A, at most a B, down to a D
Skipped over F, all the way down to my dad's G
Now I'm hanging out with thousands of brothers
Property worth hundreds of millions, making Taiwan more international
My LG and LP are so strong and big, like the mainland
I'm the best out of 1.4 billion, so I'm the most qualified to teach you
What is the Eiffel Tower, the Taipei 101 even more

Caviar foie gras, braised pork rice even more
Remy martin, Kinmen sorghum liquor even more
Bathing ape, Machi 5th Street even more
Mount Fuji, Alishan Mountain even more
Phuket, Koh Larn even more
Hawaii and Bora Bora, yo
My treasure island is the best with this rhythm

I want you guys to shout out this feeling
This rhythm, this feeling
I want you guys to shout out loud

Make movies, make porn even more
Win a Golden Horse Award, get a Golden Horse Award even more
72 transformations, 36 strategies, you know
18 moves even more, can't finish 9 drinks
I don't know what you're talking about
I'm very patriotic, you look very patriotic
Ferrari, guava, one more
Can't digest, pulled out corn kernels
Warner helped me release an album, my mom helped me release an album even more
You're still in diapers
Met an immortal, met a con man even more
To be an old bird, to be a zipper that gets stuck
Sleeping and calling all the time
Instant noodles, tadpoles inside even more
Empty-handed, big brother was late again
I'm going to talk nonsense
Ding Tai Feng, steamed buns, not steamed hamburgers
McDonald's uncle changed to selling pig's feet
Doraemon got drunk and hugged Snoopy
Singing Hello Kitty, underwear taken off by Snoopy and given to Garfield
Propaganda with big brother, staying in a six-star hotel
Big brother's room is full of hotel girls
Hey, you can't say that, turn off the microphone
He's crazy, take him to take medicine

Gucci is so good
Song Qili, buy one get two free
Discount 9%, not Li Jiuzhe
Machi, born to be a hip-hop artist
Same two legs, dance better than a black man
No matter where you go, you are a national treasure
Always making headlines
Even use banknotes to wipe my ass
Don't bring bodyguards when I go out
Don't need little brothers to help me fight
I'm the big brother, let you guys rely on me
Help you guys out, we are the pride of the East