Текст и перевод песни Majk Spirit feat. Cigo - Bic!

Bic!

Som dobrý chlap a navyše aj bez veľkého brucha
No pre teba som zlý chlapec, ktorý neposlúcha
Pýtaš sa čo to znamená prečo hentá šťuchá
Nemôžeš sa jej čudovať není slepá, hluchá
Asi sa jej páčim,
Nevie pochopiť že prečo s tebou sa vláčim
Vraj ti je to jedno vravíš kľudne ju zveď
Eště chvíľu provokuj a šťuchnem ju späť.

Máš 50 kilo a pýtáš sa či nejsi tučná
Na tak malé telíčko si ale dosť hlučná
Chcem len chvíľu kludu keď pozerám na futbal
Vážne musím ti dáť pusu aby som ťa umlčal?
Okey, vyzleč sa mám napad
Vysvetlím ti to bez slov nechcem sa hádať
A si otravná jak jehovista dievča ty si terorista
Vyženiem to s teba von ako exorcista.

Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)
Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)

Steven Segal verzus Ryan Philip,
Chivas Regal versus Vodka z Billi,
Billy Hollywood verzus David Gueta
Neladí to nepatríme do jedného sveta.
Ja hľadám pravdu v tomto celom svete,
Ty hľadáš výpredaj na Internete,
Jebem tvoj nové gate keď si hus
Radšej si pozri kedy odcházá ti bus.

Sama si ešte decko a už by si chcela decko,
Keby som to splnil každej tak som dávno dedko,
So sobášom na mňa nechoď neisom jebko,
Neviem ako ty no pre mňa sloboda je všetko.
Darmo na mňa teraz robíš oči,
Pištíš ako tamagotchi,
Nie nepočujem nič tento hovor končí,
Počuješ končí, všetko končí.

Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)
Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)

A nikdy by som neudrel žiadnu ženu,
Radšej sám si kúšem do ruky a bijem stenu, (piče)
šteluješ sa pri zrkadle, vlasy v umývadle
Za toto ti asi oštím dosku na záchode.
Ideme na víkend preč a bereš celý šatník
Aj tak zdá sa mi že stále máš ten jeden svetrík,
že meškáme hodinu starosti nerobí ti,
Ty hladáš obľubené tričko - hello kitty (pane bože).

A že si mimo není náhodička,
To máš za to bejby že si taká chaotička
A v kabelke nosíš viac vecí jak já v kufri v aute
Ná návšťevu došla svokra tak ja idem čaute.
Trávím s tebou 15 hodin denne stále málo,
Na otázku popredu odpovedám ti áno,
Neisom dokonalý, ale snažím sa byť
A ľubím ťa no niekedy mám chuť ťa zabiť.

Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)
Nikto ťa nepočuje kľudne si krič,
Nezaberá cukor použijem bič,
Bolo ti málo tak už nedostaneš nič. (bič, bič)

Whip!

I'm a good guy, without a big belly too
But for you, I'm a bad boy, who doesn't obey
You ask what it means, why that one's nudging
You can't blame her, she's not blind or deaf
I guess she likes me,
She can't understand why I'm dragging along with you
You say you don't care, you tell me to seduce her calmly
Provoke me a little longer, and I'll nudge her back.

You weigh 50 kilos and ask if you're fat
But you're quite loud for such a small body
I just want a moment of peace when I watch football
Do I really have to kiss you to shut you up?
Okay, get undressed, I'm in the mood
I'll explain it to you without words, I don't want to argue
And you're annoying like a Jehovah's Witness girl, you're a terrorist
I'll drive it out of you like an exorcist.

Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)
Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)

Steven Segal versus Ryan Philip,
Chivas Regal versus Vodka from Billi,
Billy Hollywood versus David Guetta
It doesn't fit, we don't belong in the same world.
I'm looking for the truth in this whole world,
You're looking for sales on the Internet,
I don't care about your new pants if you're a goose
Better check when your bus leaves.

You're still a kid yourself and you already want a kid,
If I fulfilled that for every girl, I'd be a grandpa by now,
Don't try to get me married, I'm not a fool,
I don't know about you, but for me, freedom is everything.
It's useless to make eyes at me now,
You're squealing like a Tamagotchi,
No, I don't hear anything, this call is ending,
Do you hear, it's ending, everything is ending.

Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)
Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)

And I would never hit any woman,
I'd rather bite my own hand and hit the wall, (bitches)
You're preening in the mirror, hair in the sink
For this, I might have to scrub the toilet seat for you.
We're going away for the weekend and you're taking the whole wardrobe
It still seems to me that you always wear that one sweater,
Being an hour late doesn't bother you,
You're looking for your favorite shirt - hello kitty (oh my god).

And it's no coincidence that you're out of it,
That's what you get, baby, for being such a chaotic mess
And you carry more stuff in your purse than I do in my car trunk
The mother-in-law came to visit, so I'm out of here, bye.
I spend 15 hours a day with you, still not enough,
I answer your question in advance with a yes,
I'm not perfect, but I try to be
And I love you, but sometimes I feel like killing you.

Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)
Nobody hears you, feel free to scream,
Sugar doesn't work, I'll use a whip,
You didn't have enough, so you won't get anything anymore. (whip, whip)