Текст и перевод песни Marcelo - Šurda

Šurda

Dodje ti da propadnes u zemlju
Kad si u propaloj zemlji
I propadam, imam zbirku
Od sedam-osam otkaza

Juce mi je bio 60. rodjendan
Penzija ocajna
Dakle, sad sam i
Kao covek otkazan

Video sam sve kradje
Ni za jednu nemam dokaza
Iz depresije se nisam
Dig'o zadnjih dva'es' godina

Od depresije mi se nije
Dig'o zadnjih dva'es' godina
Zena ode s drugim, jer
Je na vijagri copina

Ne razgovaram sa sinom
Necu da ga vidim ocima
U stranci je kod Dinkica
Znaci da je lopina

Igram sah sa jednim cicom
Koji ne zaklapa noc i dan
Ne uzdam se u smrt
Jer ce i ona biti dosadna

I onda tako zevam u TV
Kad god sam doma
Kursadzije, Farma, Brat
I tome slicna govna

Pa prebacim na RTS
I tu puknem odma'
Jer idu iste serije jos
Od kad sam bio momak

Zivci igraju, pritisak
Skace, grci se stomak
Trazili su pretplatu
Platio sam onomad

Ali onda su javili da je
Sva ta hajka lazna
Da ne mogu da me tuze
I da sam placao badava

I nista mi ne vredi
Sve je to pisanje uz etar
Eno ga, opet mi je
Pustio Vruc Vetar

Cetrdesetu godinu zaredom
Bemlitimater
Eno, Surda plese, peva
Pisa na moje jade

Pa sam najzad poludeo
I bez da li, bez ali
Stao pred ogledalo
I uzeo imalin

Ofarbao sam kosu
Uzeo britvu i sesir
I izasao napolje u noc
Da muku resim

Ref. 2x
Poludeo sam najzad
I sada sve je kul
A ako pita UDBA
Ja nisam suntav, ja sam Surda (Surda)

Moje ime je Surda
Potpisujem se britvom
Recnem te u mraku
Iskrvaris u hitnoj

I stvarno znas da u
Zivotu postig'o si uspeh
Kad te na Dnevniku spomene
Vucic i ne sastavi prste

Jer drhte, strah i
Trepet svakome - Surda
Murija za mnom jurca
Slucaj vodi moj surak

Al' nije mnogo bistar
Taj dobri debeljko znojavi
Cenim da mu treba
Pet sezona da me provali

Deset preklanih grla
To mi je trenutni saldo
Zrtve biram nasumicno
Jer stoka je svako

Al' jedne noci mi se
Jasno javilo u glavi
Sta je javnom servisu
Agenda u stvari

Tu je Sarenica i plus
Sve te serije o selu
Da izgleda kao da se
Drzava brine o njemu

A zapravo, muceni
Seljaci, eno, stalno
Blokiraju auto-puteve
Traktorom i kravom

RTS im maze oci
U skladu s necijim planom
To garant ima veze sa
Onim Zikom Seljakom

Zaspao sam slatko
Sasvim spokojan iznutra
Odlozio sam kamu
Za njega je kama sutra

A sutra, serija se
Zavrsila na silu
Pred RTS-om me sa'vatao
Pandur u civilu

I tako skonca Surda
Ironicna sudba
Taj policajac
Bio je sa Petlovog brda

Ref. 2x

Bacio sam skota vezanog
Pred policijsku stanicu
Lep dan, kuci imam
Cvarke i gibanicu

Redak je lep dan
Redak medju gadnima
Redak kao humor u
Novim Otvorenim Vratima

Nema vise dobrih serija
Srecom, tu su reprize
Gledam Ljubisu kako je muzevan
Dok hvata krivce

I premda nisam pandur
I premda sam lud skroz
Volim, volim da
Zamisljam da sam on

Ref. 2x
Poludeo sam najzad
I serije su mi kul
A ako pita suntav
S Petlovog brda ja sam murkan (murkan)

Šurda

You feel like sinking into the earth,
When you're in a failed country.
And I'm sinking, I have a collection
Of seven or eight dismissals.

Yesterday was my 60th birthday,
My pension is pathetic.
So, now I'm also
Cancelled, like a man.

I've seen all the thefts,
But I have no proof for any of them.
I haven't risen from depression
For the last twenty years.

My depression hasn't lifted
For the last twenty years.
My wife left with another man because
He's a Viagra-popping stud.

I don't talk to my son,
I don't want to see him.
He's in Dinkic's political party,
Which means he's a crook.

I play chess with an old man
Who never shuts up, day or night.
I don't trust death,
Because even that will be boring.

And so, I yawn at the TV
Whenever I'm home.
Kursadzije, Farma, Brat,
And similar crap.

Then I switch to RTS
And I burst right away,
Because they're still showing the same series
From when I was a young man.

My nerves are shot, my blood pressure
Jumps, my stomach cramps.
They demanded a subscription fee,
I paid it the other day.

But then they announced that
The whole campaign was fake,
That they can't sue me,
And that I paid for nothing.

And it's all pointless to me,
It's all just writing in the wind.
There it is, they're showing me
Vruc Vetar again.

For the fortieth year in a row,
Damn it.
There, Surda is dancing, singing,
Mocking my misery.

So I finally went crazy,
Without any ifs or buts.
I stood in front of the mirror
And took some hair dye.

I dyed my hair,
Took a razor and a hat,
And went out into the night
To solve my problems.

Chorus 2x
I finally went crazy,
And now everything is cool.
And if the UDBA asks,
I'm not stupid, I'm Surda (Surda).

My name is Surda,
I sign with a razor.
I'll cut you in the dark,
You'll bleed out in the emergency room.

And you really know that you've
Achieved success in life
When Vucic mentions you on the news
And doesn't steeple his fingers.

Because they tremble, fear and
Dread everyone - Surda.
The cops are chasing after me,
My brother-in-law is leading the case.

But he's not very bright,
That good sweaty fatso.
I reckon it'll take him
Five seasons to figure me out.

Ten slit throats,
That's my current tally.
I choose my victims randomly,
Because everyone's a piece of cattle.

But one night it
Clearly dawned on me,
What the public service's
Agenda really is.

There's Sarenica and plus
All those series about the village,
To make it look like the
State cares about it.

But in reality, the tormented
Villagers, look, they're constantly
Blocking highways
With tractors and cows.

RTS is pulling the wool over their eyes
According to someone's plan.
It's guaranteed to have something to do with
That Zika Seljak guy.

I fell asleep sweetly,
Completely at peace inside.
I put away my sickle,
For him, it's sickle tomorrow.

And tomorrow, the series
Ended abruptly.
In front of RTS, a
Plainclothes cop caught me.

And that's how Surda ended,
An ironic fate.
That police officer
Was from Petlovo Brdo.

Chorus 2x

I threw the tied-up pig
In front of the police station.
It's a nice day, I have
Cracklings and gibanica at home.

A nice day is rare,
Rare among the bad ones.
Rare as humor in
The new Open Doors.

There are no more good series,
Luckily, there are reruns.
I watch Ljubisa being charming
As he catches criminals.

And although I'm not a cop,
And although I'm completely crazy,
I love, I love to
Imagine that I am him.

Chorus 2x
I finally went crazy,
And TV series are cool to me.
And if the idiot from
Petlovo Brdo asks, I'm a cop (cop).