Текст и перевод песни Marvelous Mosell - Hip Hop Aerobics

Hip Hop Aerobics

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Hip hi- hi- hip hop
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the full contact hip hop
Out rumbling championships
It's rumble time!

På Venice Beach var hvor det foregik
Det hemmelige mesterskab i aerobics
Kun de bedste hold kun deltage
De sku' dyste over flere dage
I en special bygget døds arena
Hvor atmosfæren var så ekstremt at
Legemes beskadigelse var en risiko
O-omklædning klokken var ti to
Sports tasker, lynlås og velkro
Stramt bundede sko trænerne gentog
Deres mantraer og kamp strategier
Mens publikum summede som bier
Gong gongen lød og det betød
Dette arrangement nu var i gang
Første battle var imellem Manhattan Money Makers
Og The Atomic Aerobic Posse fra Barbados
Sidstnævnte lavede araberspring
Derefter stod de sparkede i en ring
Money makers havde en god rytme
Deres tæer ku' de hurtigt flytte med
Leverede jazzballet for fuldt damp
Derfor vandt de den første kamp
Og gik ud bagved for at drikke et bæger
Og to nye teams sku' konkurrere

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Konkurrenterne gav alt hvad de havde
Nogle jublede andre gik ned med flaget
De var det hårdeste damer og herre
Alle kommet for at demonstrere
Hvordan aerobics bevægelser sku' fremvises
Sådan at crowden pleases
Vinderne stod med hænderne i vejret
Taberne lå fuldstændig udtværet
Flere blev båret ud af lokalet
Direkte hen på hospitalet
Nogle havde brug for ilt apparater
Andre var blevet bidt af de leoparder
Der bed hvis man trådte ude fra måtten
Det var RUFF! har altid været sådan
Hver en gymnast var for vild
Der brændte en ild i hver en pupil

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Der var en ting man ikke måtte glemme
I arenaen var der faldlemme
Så du havnede i en slange kælder
Det var blot en ud af mange fælder
Wicked highkicks fra Miami
Dominerede som sædvanlig
Desværre blev de ramt af en ildfontæne
Og faldt i et hul med en bidsk hyæne
Spandex glaciers fra Alaska
Var en gruppe der var så frisk at
Aerobicsamfundet blev taget med storm
Populariteten var helt enorm
Det her crew ku' ingen såre
De havde så trænet inderlår
Og de ku' bøje en jernstang
Og gjorde det hver gang
Modstanderne spillede hårde
I granskovene havde de trænet
Energien ku' ikke blive drænet
Fjedrene fodtøj Smarte dragter
Springfarlig som en atomreaktor
Alaskanerne vandt finalen
Strålede om kap med pokalen
Hele salen faldt på halen
De blev så rørt af takketalen

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Hip Hop Aerobics

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Hip hi- hi- hip hop
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the full contact hip hop
Out rumbling championships
It's rumble time!

On Venice Beach, that's where it all went down,
The secret aerobics championship.
Only the best teams could participate,
They had to compete over several days
In a specially built death arena
Where the atmosphere was so extreme that
Bodily harm was a risk
Changing time was ten to two
Sports bags, zippers and velcro
Tightly laced shoes, the coaches repeated
Their mantras and battle strategies
While the audience buzzed like bees
The gong sounded and it meant
This event was now underway
The first battle was between the Manhattan Money Makers
And The Atomic Aerobic Posse from Barbados
The latter did cartwheels
Then they stood kicking in a ring
Money makers had a good rhythm
They could move their toes quickly
Delivered jazz ballet at full steam
Therefore they won the first match
And went out back to drink a cup
And two new teams were to compete

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The competitors gave everything they had
Some cheered, others went down with the flag
They were the toughest ladies and gentlemen
All come to demonstrate
How aerobics movements should be displayed
So that the crowd pleases
The winners stood with their hands in the air
The losers were completely wiped out
Several were carried out of the room
Straight to the hospital
Some needed oxygen devices
Others had been bitten by the leopards
That bite if you stepped off the mat
It was RUFF! has always been like that
Every gymnast was too wild
A fire burned in every pupil

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There was one thing you couldn't forget
In the arena there were trapdoors
So you ended up in a snake cellar
It was just one of many traps
Wicked highkicks from Miami
Dominated as usual
Unfortunately, they were hit by a fire fountain
And fell into a hole with a vicious hyena
Spandex Glaciers from Alaska
Were a group that was so fresh that
The aerobics community was taken by storm
The popularity was enormous
This crew couldn't hurt anyone
They had such trained inner thighs
And they could bend an iron bar
And did it every time
The opponents played hard
They had trained in the spruce forests
The energy couldn't be drained
Springy footwear, smart suits
Explosive as a nuclear reactor
The Alaskans won the final
Shone as brightly as the trophy
The whole room fell on their tails
They were so touched by the acceptance speech

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