Текст и перевод песни Marvelous Mosell - Rigdomme

Rigdomme

Pløjede mig igennem tilbudsaviser
Få ting pleaser mig som lave priser
Skrev tilbuddene på computerskærmen
Ka' sku ikke huske dem alle i hjernen
Gik ned på gaden i mit sponsortøj
Musikken fra en folkevogn var monster høj
Cool cap Tue Track bøllehat rapidol
Zaki sad shotgun og røg prince med menthol
De sku' til party med kendte fra staterne
Jeg hoppede ind afsted mod koordinaterne
Varm velkomst pindemadder
Drinks chokolader Toms Skildpadder
I en skål hvorfra jeg tog en masse
Ned i lommen uset man har vel klasse
Minglede mellem filmproducenter
Blinkede til musiklegender
Buffetens overdådighed matchede min grådighed
Heldigvis havde jeg min tupperware til rådighed
Men der var ikke plads alt som jeg ku li'
Rejerne havnede i mit brilleetui

Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme
Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme
Nærighed er et karaktertræk
Der gør at piger synes at man er mer' fræk

Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme

Det jeg siger er at jeg er gnier
Gav ik' en femmer væk om så du gav mig en tier
Jeg får onkel Joakim til at virke generøs
Eller decideret skødesløs
Søde tøs dine fingre er fine
Men hold dem for sig selv pomfritterne er mine
Hvor var det lige jeg kom fra
I historien når ja fri bar
Bartender jeg tænker at du tar din blender
Og fylder den med det dyreste du har jeg venter
Festen var henrivende
Personligt må jeg sige den var yderst givende
I min notesblok ku' jeg notere
At jeg denne dag havde fået meget mere
Gratis end jeg hvad jeg plejer at få
For mig er det det bedste man ka' opnå
Pludselig blev musikken skruet ned
Ja undskyld må jeg be' om jeres opmærksomhed
En toastmaster med en mikrofon
åbnede op for en velgørenhedsdonation
Præcis til hvad nåede jeg ikke at høre
Alle stod og pillede ved deres tegnebøger
Pssh tror du jeg er millionær?
Forsvandt ind i væggen som et genfærd
Nu sidder jeg hjemme med mine skillinger
Og kæler for dem som var de små killinger

I må forstå det er en æressag
For en gnier at være gnier hver dag

Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme
Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme

Nærighed er et karaktertræk
Der gør at piger synes at man er mer' fræk
Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme
De ligger bedst lige her
De ligger bedst lige her
Rigdomme ligger bedst i min lomme

Riches

Plowed through the sale papers, babe,
Few things please me like low prices, you see.
Wrote the deals down on my computer screen,
Can't remember them all in my head, my queen.
Went out on the street in my sponsored gear,
The music from a Volkswagen was monstrously loud, my dear.
Cool cap, Tue Track bucket hat, rapidol,
Zaki sat shotgun smoking Prince with menthol.
They were going to a party with celebrities from the States,
I hopped in, headed towards the coordinates.
Warm welcome, canapés,
Drinks, chocolates, Toms Skildpadder, if you please.
In a bowl from which I took a bunch,
Down into my pocket, unseen, a man's got class, no hunch.
Mingled among film producers,
Winked at music legends, sweet seducers.
The buffet's lavishness matched my greed,
Luckily, I had my Tupperware at the ready, indeed.
But there wasn't room for all that I liked,
The shrimps ended up in my glasses case, tucked inside.

Riches are best kept in my pocket, it's true,
Riches are best kept in my pocket, for you and me too.
Stinginess is a character trait,
That makes girls think a guy is more freaky, no debate.

Riches are best kept in my pocket, you bet.

What I'm saying is, I'm a tightwad, see,
Wouldn't give away a fiver even if you gave me a ten, not me.
I make Uncle Scrooge look generous,
Or downright careless, it's obvious.
Sweet girl, your fingers are fine,
But keep them to yourself, darling, the fries are mine.
Where did I come from again?
In the story, oh yeah, the open bar, my friend.
Bartender, I'm thinking you take your blender,
And fill it with the most expensive thing you have, I'll surrender.
The party was enchanting,
Personally, I must say it was extremely rewarding, so granting.
In my notepad, I could note,
That I had received much more today, by rote.
Free than I usually get,
For me, that's the best thing you can achieve, I bet.
Suddenly, the music was turned down low,
Yes, excuse me, may I have your attention, you know.
A toastmaster with a microphone in hand,
Opened up for a charity donation, across the land.
Exactly for what, I didn't get to hear,
Everyone was fiddling with their wallets, full of fear.
Pssh, do you think I'm a millionaire?
Vanished into the wall like a ghost, in thin air.
Now I'm sitting at home with my pennies, so dear,
And petting them like they were little kittens, so near.

You have to understand, it's a matter of honor, you see,
For a miser to be a miser every day, naturally.

Riches are best kept in my pocket, don't you agree?
Riches are best kept in my pocket, just for me.

Stinginess is a character trait, it's plain,
That makes girls think a guy is more freaky, again and again.
Riches are best kept in my pocket, it's insane,
They are best right here, it's true,
They are best right here, for you.
Riches are best kept in my pocket, through and through.