Sindssyge Bertram 2 - Marvelous Mosell перевод на английский

Sindssyge Bertram 2

Ud fra historien der blev fortalt sidst,
Ved vi at Sindssyge Bertram var genfødt som ørentvist.
Kriblede rundt i Sydhavnen hist og pist,
Hævngerrig, vred og på samme tid trist.
Krøb tilfældigt indenfor i en lagerhal,
Fuld af rustne utætte tønder med kemikalieaffald.
Begyndte straks at mæske sig i den lysegrønne væske,
Blev med det samme muteret ud i det groteske.
Voksede hastigt, blev mer' og mer' grum,
Blev til et 2 meter højt ørentvist-monstrum.
I pansrede plader, med piskende følehorn,
Fosforiserende savl dryppede på jorden.
En fremtoning så grim, væmmelig og fæl
At den kun var overgået af hans hæslige sjæl.
Brød igennem væggen og væltede hen af vejen,
Denne dag stod i gengældelsens tegn.

Krybende, kravlende, sindssyg og savlende,
Bertram er tilbage i dit mareridt.

På politistationen var stemningen go'
For der var kursus, de så Dødbringende Våben 2.
I hele bygningen herskede der fred og ro,
Indtil der skete noget ingens øjne ville tro.
Bertram smadrede igennem hoveddøren
Dobbelt så sindssyg som førhen, drevet af blodtørsten.
Igennem foyeren gik et gys,
Hans lysende øjne var som rasende stroboskoplys.
Rystende tabte receptionisten
Sin kaffekop, trådte tilbage udstødte en gispen.
2 betjente råbte: HOLDT!
Gjorde skiltet stolt, men til stanglakrids var de solgt.
Man sku' være helt utroligt vaks,
For ikk' at blive skiveskåret som laks af Bertrams skarpe klosaks.
Fler' betjente kom til, imens insekt-psykopaten
Knuste glasset i snackautomaten.
Med forbenene tog han en Ritter Sport,
Så den var med jordbær-yoghurt og smed den bort.
Alle enheder blev tilkaldt,
Mens politifolkene én efter én faldt.

Raserende rendte han rundt på stationen,
Ingen kunne få kontrol over situationen,
Men lige pludselig blev han ramt i skrinet
Af 11 skud, på klos hold, Jens tømte magasinet.
Vaklende stod Bertram, rystet i sit kranium,
I samme nu ud fra et konferencerum
Sprang Ove ind i bæstet med et flying headbutt,
Ramte plet med et uppercut, det gik godt
Lige indtil han fik trådt på en tabt napoleonskage,
Gled faldt ned i en overheadprojektor, slog sin hage.
Bertram fangede Jens, ville flå hans krop,
Men for enden af gangen blev døren lukket op.
Det var kriminalassistent Axel Strøbye
Der affyrede en salve bly.
Først fra et shotgun,
Så fra 2 maskinpistoler, én i hver hånd, Bertram vendte sig om,
Grebet af panik, flygtede han ud igennem et vindue.
Modstanden var i overkantten nu.
Ove og Jens greb flammekaster og raketstyr
Og forfulgte den ækle insektfyr.

Insane Bertram 2

From the story that was told last time, darling,
We know that Insane Bertram was reborn as an earwig.
Crawled around in Sydhavnen here and there,
Vengeful, angry, and at the same time sad.
Crawled randomly inside a warehouse,
Full of rusty, leaky barrels of chemical waste.
Immediately began to gorge himself on the light green liquid,
Was immediately mutated into the grotesque.
Grew rapidly, became more and more gruesome,
Became a 2-meter-tall earwig monster.
In armored plates, with whipping antennae,
Phosphorescent saliva dripped onto the ground.
An appearance so ugly, disgusting, and vile
That it was only surpassed by his hideous soul.
Broke through the wall and tumbled down the road,
This day was marked by vengeance.

Creeping, crawling, insane, and drooling,
Bertram is back in your nightmare, sweetheart.

At the police station, the mood was good
Because there was a training course, they watched Lethal Weapon 2.
Throughout the building there was peace and quiet,
Until something happened that no one's eyes would believe.
Bertram smashed through the front door
Twice as insane as before, driven by bloodlust.
A shiver went through the foyer,
His glowing eyes were like furious strobe lights.
Shaking, the receptionist dropped
Her coffee cup, stepped back, and gasped.
2 officers shouted: FREEZE!
Made the sign proudly, but they were toast.
You had to be incredibly quick,
Not to be sliced like salmon by Bertram's sharp claws.
More officers arrived, while the insect psychopath
Smashed the glass in the snack machine.
With his forelegs he took a Ritter Sport,
The one with strawberry-yogurt and threw it away.
All units were called in,
While the police officers fell one by one.

He ran around the station raging,
No one could get control of the situation,
But suddenly he was hit in the chest
By 11 shots, at close range, Jens emptied the magazine.
Bertram stood wavering, shaken in his cranium,
At the same moment, from a conference room
Ove jumped into the beast with a flying headbutt,
Hit the spot with an uppercut, it went well
Until he stepped on a dropped Napoleon cake,
Slipped, fell into an overhead projector, and hit his chin.
Bertram caught Jens, wanted to tear his body apart,
But at the end of the hallway, the door was opened.
It was Detective Superintendent Axel Strøbye
Who fired a volley of lead.
First from a shotgun,
Then from 2 submachine guns, one in each hand, Bertram turned around,
Gripped by panic, he fled out through a window.
The resistance was too much now.
Ove and Jens grabbed flamethrowers and rocket launchers
And pursued the nasty insect guy.