Текст и перевод песни Maxime Le Forestier - Don Juan - Live

Don Juan - Live

Gloire a qui freine a mort, de peur d'ecrabouiller
Le hérisson perdu, le crapaud fourvoyé!
Et gloire a don Juan, d'avoir un jour souri
A celle a qui les autres n'attachaient aucun prix!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut.

Gloire au flic qui barrait le passage aux autos
Pour laisser traverser les chats de Lautaud!
Et gloire a don Juan d'avoir pris rendez-vous,
Avec la délaisse, que l'amour désavoue!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut.

Gloire au premier venu qui passe et qui se tait
Quand la canaille crie "haro sur le baudet"!
Et gloire a don Juan pour ses galants discours
A celle a qui les autres faisaient jamais la cour!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut.

Et gloire a ce cure sauvant son ennemi
Lors du massacre de la Saint-Barthélémy!
Et gloire a don Juan qui couvrit de baisers
La fille que les autres refusaient d'embrasser!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut.

Et gloire a ce soldat qui jeta son fusil
Plutôt que d'achever l'otage a sa merci!
Et gloire a don Juan d'avoir ose trousser
Celle dont le jupon restait toujours baisse!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut

Gloire a la bonne soeur qui, par temps pas très chaud
Dégela dans sa main le pénis du manchot
Et gloire a don Juan qui fit reluire un soir
Ce cul desherite ne sachant que s'asseoir
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut

Gloire a qui n'ayant pas d'idéal sacro-saint
Se borne a ne pas trop emmerder ses voisins!
Et gloire a don Juan qui rendit femme celle
Qui, sans lui, quelle horreur! serait morte pucelle!
Cette fille est trop vilaine, il me la faut

Don Juan - Live

Praise be to this one who brakes with all his might, for fear of flattening
The lost hedgehog, the wayward toad!
And praise be to Don Juan, who once smiled
On one to whom most others attached no price!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her.

Praise be to the cop who blocked the way to cars
To let the cats of Lautaud pass by!
And praise be to Don Juan for having made an appointment
With the abandoned, whom love disavows!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her.

Praise be to the first one to pass by who remains silent
When the rabble shouts "Haro on the donkey"!
And praise be to Don Juan for his gallant speeches
To one whom all others had never courted!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her.

And praise be to this priest saving his enemy
During the massacre of Saint Bartholomew's Day!
And praise be to Don Juan who covered with kisses
The girl whom others refused to embrace!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her.

And praise be to this soldier who threw away his rifle
Rather than finish off the hostage at his mercy!
And praise be to Don Juan for having dared to throw
The one whose skirt always remained lowered!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her

Praise be to the good sister who, when the weather was not very warm
Thaws the penguin's penis in her hand
And praise be to Don Juan who made to shine one evening
This disinherited ass not knowing what to sit upon
This girl is too ugly, I must have her

Praise be to the one without a sacred ideal
Who simply avoids annoying his neighbors!
And praise be to Don Juan who made a woman of one
Who, without him, what horror! would have died a virgin!
This girl is too ugly, I must have her