Текст и перевод песни Maximum the Hormone - Benjo Sandal Dance

Benjo Sandal Dance

Jippi de shinpin chūmon shita yoru ni "Yōrōnataki" de hakken
Ten'in inē suki ni surikae, Ore no furui no relief shite escape

Elevator de barete, hisshi ni benmei shite maita
Ie ni kaette ura ni, tenpo-mei kaite an'no shitte gen'nari

Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery

Riben-sei tonda style
Kodawari nuita form
Iro mo shibuku wild
Sandal-kai no king

Itsumo ore no iku michi, michibiite iru n'da
Itsuka ore ga omae wo kaishimetai n'da

Hora, yappa, mitsukeren! Datte mitsukeren!
Yatto mitsukeba mata battamon!
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu

Franchise, kibō
Franchise, kibō

Katappashi kara katchatte ogame!
Katta hi kara hai chatte manabe!
Hantoshi tarazu hai chatte hamare!
Dōka shitara mō dash de odore!

Eiki butsukero ben-san, chikyū fumitsukete grind
Suigara de sae mo funsaida
Heiki, buki, sutete, size,
S kara LL made erabi hakeyo, zen seibutsu, come on

Nōten GROOVIN', binbō yusuri de dance
Yōen, mysterious ni tap, ben-san dance
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)
"MTH IS men-kata" no stance
Geta? Surippa! Gomu-zōri? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)

Gum suteru na, dan haku na, pet SHIT, atoshimatsu
Michi aruku risk, seken no manner IS DEAD!
Betobeto, ben-san ni GET! Echiketto motto!

B-E-N-J-O-S-A-N-D-A-L-V-I-C
B-E-N-J-O-S-A-N-D-A-L-V-I-C
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
Ben-san forever!

Demo, yappa uttenē! Netto de mo kaenē!
Yatto mitsukerya yappa battamon!
Metta ni mitsukeren! Utten no mitsukeren!
Yatto mitsukereba yappa battamon!
Meijitsu tomoni ī ze! Mister - mystery
Heijitsu tabō de izen, shinshutsukibotsu

Katappashi kara katchatte ogame!
Katta hi kara hai chatte manabe!
Hantoshi tarazu hai chatte hamare!
Dōka shitara mō dash de odore!

Eiki butsukero ben-san, chikyū fumitsukete grind
Suigara de sae mo funsaida
Heiki, buki, sutete, size,
S kara LL made erabi hakeyo, zen seibutsu, come on

Nōten GROOVIN', binbō yusuri de dance
Yōen, mysterious ni tap, ben-san dance
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)
"MTH IS men-kata" no stance (Stance!)
Geta? Surippa! Gomu-zōri? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance
Itsuka urete seisan fuyasu keisan (Yo no needs de, needs de)

Benjo Sandal Dance

The night I ordered a new pair of sandals, I found them at "Yōrōnataki."
The clerk at the store swapped them out for me, and I made a quick escape with a new pair of sandals.

I got caught on the elevator, and I had to make up a story quickly to cover myself.
When I got home, I wrote down the store name and the details, and I was annoyed.

It's so hard to find! It's so hard to find!
When I finally found them, they were fake!
It's so hard to find! It's so hard to find!
When I finally found them, they were fake!
Good thing I got them every day! Mister - mystery.
Good thing I got them every day! Mister - mystery.

Japanese style, gone wild!
Carefully crafted form.
The color is subdued and wild.
King of the sandal world.

The path I always take, it guides me.
One day, I want to win you over.

Look, they're real, I found them! They're real, I found them!
When I finally found them, they were fake again!
It's so hard to find! It's so hard to find!
When I finally found them, they were fake!
Daily routine, before the new releases.
Daily routine, before the new releases.

Franchise, hope.
Franchise, hope.

I caught them from the start, and now I'm playing the game!
The day I won, I fell and learned my lesson!
I fell for them in less than half a year!
I'm so hooked, I'll just dance on the stage!

Ben-san, put all your effort into it, grind the earth under your feet.
Even the cigarette butts are fun.
Weapons, tools, forget them, size,
From S to LL, pick one and wear them, all living creatures, come on!

GROOVIN' on the top of the world, a dance of cheap seduction.
Tap mysteriously, a Ben-san dance.
One day, sales will increase, increase production (For the needs of the world, needs of the world).
"MTH IS men-kata" stance.
Geta? Surippa! Rubber sandals? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance.
One day, sales will increase, increase production (For the needs of the world, needs of the world).

Don't throw away your gum, don't spit, pet SHIT, clean up after yourself.
The risk of walking the path, manners are DEAD!
Betobeto, GET your Ben-san! More etiquette!

B-E-N-J-O-S-A-N-D-A-L-V-I-C
B-E-N-J-O-S-A-N-D-A-L-V-I-C
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
LET'S GO!! Nishibe chemical-sei Dunhill
Ben-san forever!

But, they're still fake! I can't find them online!
When I finally found them, they were fake!
It's so hard to find! It's so hard to find!
When I finally found them, they were fake!
Good thing I got them every day! Mister - mystery.
Daily routine, before the new releases.

I caught them from the start, and now I'm playing the game!
The day I won, I fell and learned my lesson!
I fell for them in less than half a year!
I'm so hooked, I'll just dance on the stage!

Ben-san, put all your effort into it, grind the earth under your feet.
Even the cigarette butts are fun.
Weapons, tools, forget them, size,
From S to LL, pick one and wear them, all living creatures, come on!

GROOVIN' on the top of the world, a dance of cheap seduction.
Tap mysteriously, a Ben-san dance.
One day, sales will increase, increase production (For the needs of the world, needs of the world).
"MTH IS men-kata" stance (Stance!).
Geta? Surippa! Rubber sandals? Hi VIC! Ben-san dance.
One day, sales will increase, increase production (For the needs of the world, needs of the world).