Текст и перевод песни Mecano - Stereosexual

Stereosexual

Cuando me desperté
Y vi otro tío acostao
De espaldas a mi lao me dije: "pavo este quien es"
Luego ya razoné
La culpa es del alcohol
Debí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricón

Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures, rey)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual

Con mi novia no sé
Creo que se lo diré
De forma gradual, para que no le sienta mal

Pero por el squash
Es mejor no volver
No sea que un día en las duchas, no me pueda contener

Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures rey)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual
Y que al otro lao (por el lao de atrás)
No debe estar tan mal (pero si es normal)
Sí hay tanto personal (pues pruébalo y veras)
Stereosexual

Cuando me había echo la idea
El varón lo despertó
Y resulto ser una tía
Con el pelo a lo Cues Jhons
Y aunque ya se fotocopie
Por delante y por detrás
A mi me sale mas a cuenta
Por un lado nada más

Y que dirán de mí (dirán que eres gay)
Lo tendré que asumir (no te apures, rey)
Me aceptarán tal cual (veras como sí)
Stereosexual
Y por otro lao (por el lao de atrás)
No debe estar tan mal (pero si es normal)
Sí hay tanto personal (pues pruébalo y veras)
Stereosexual (stereosexu)
Stereosexual

Stereosexual

When I woke up
And saw another guy sleeping
With his back to my side, I said to myself, "This idiot, who is he?"
Then I reasoned it out
It's the fault of the alcohol
I must have mixed some yesterday until I became a faggot

And what will they say about me (they'll say you're gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, boy)
They'll accept me as I am (you'll see how they do)
Stereosexual

I don't know about my girlfriend
I think I'll tell her
Gradually, so it doesn't hurt her

But as for the squash
It's better not to go back
Just in case one day in the showers, I can't control myself

And what will they say about me (they'll say you're gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, boy)
They'll accept me as I am (you'll see how they do)
Stereosexual
And on the other side (on the back side)
It can't be so bad (but it's normal)
Yes, there are so many people (try it and you'll see)
Stereosexual

When I had accepted the idea
The guy woke up
And she turned out to be a woman
With her hair like Cues Jhons
And even though I'm already making photocopies
From front and back
It's much more convenient for me
Just from one side

And what will they say about me (they'll say you're gay)
I'll have to accept it (don't worry, boy)
They'll accept me as I am (you'll see how they do)
Stereosexual
And on the other side (on the back side)
It can't be so bad (but it's normal)
Yes, there are so many people (try it and you'll see)
Stereosexual (stereosexu)
Stereosexual