Текст песни Ass Backwards - Mindless Self Indulgence

(Hello children
Would you like to hear a story?
Well okay then
Let me tell you a story about

One motherfucker
Two motherfuckers
Three motherfuckers
Four motherfuckers
One motherfucker
Two motherfuckers
Three motherfuckers
They were born to roll)

Well I rock, and you roll
And I'm a stupid muthafucka' goin' outta control
I'm a break the English language with my four-letter flow
I know you fucking hate it, that's what I'm paid for

'Cause I roll and you rock
And if you don't fucking like it you can suck on my cock
You want to get on down, I'm on fuck patrol
The lights are on but nobody's home

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you
You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado because

(Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
(Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

(Oh my, they're having quite an adventure
Let's turn the page, and see what the fuck they do next)

'Cause I'm hard and you're soft
I'm not only the client but I'm also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause

'Cause I'm soft and you're hard
And I'm the pussy-wussy-bugle boy from company retard
I shoulda quit this shit long ago
But I can't say no to all the fuckin' dough

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you
You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado because

(Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
(Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

(Oh my goodness!)

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
When I thought I was out they pull me back in
I thought I was out they pull me back in
I thought I was out they pull me back in
I thought I was out they pull me back i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in

(Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
(Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
I go about things the wrong way baby
(Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

(Well, that's all for now
Goodnight, stupid children)