Текст и перевод песни Mister Chivo - La Vaca Gorda, La Vaca Flaca

La Vaca Gorda, La Vaca Flaca

Epa pue′ con mi vaquita
Vamo' a cantar una cancionsita pue′ eh

Viene, (La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

Mi prima que está inocencia no sabe de eso
Por eso ya esta quedando la piel y hueso
En cambio mi linda gorda que es entendida
Con sus 120 kilos dice que sabe vivir la vida

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

Mi vecinita Enriqueta vive mareada
Pues con las dietas se siente de la patada
En cambio ayer mi comadre como si nada
Comió tres platos de guiso, un pollo al horno y diez empanadas

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

Oye primo...
¿Quién yo?
La vaca,no tu
Ah...
No te digo... Ah baña'o

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

La suegra de mi comadre está preocupada
Porque vive muerta de hambre y no baja nada
En cambio mi linda suegra que es muy despierta
No quiere salir del rancho porque no pasa ya por la puerta

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

Oye primo onta' la vaca
Anda de vacas...
De vacaciones

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)

(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)
(La vaca flaca no sabe cómo pasar el invierno)
(La vaca gorda la pasa comiendo pastito tierno)

The Fat Cow, The Skinny Cow

Hey there, with my little cow
Let's sing a little song, alright? eh

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

My cousin, who's so innocent, doesn't know about this
That's why she's already down to skin and bones
On the other hand, my beautiful chubby one, who's savvy
With her 120 kilos, says she knows how to live life

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

My neighbor Enriqueta is always dizzy
Because with her diets she feels like crap
On the other hand, my friend yesterday, like it was nothing
Ate three plates of stew, a whole roasted chicken, and ten empanadas

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

Hey cousin...
Who, me?
The cow, not you
Ah...
I told you... Ah, you're soaked

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

My friend's mother-in-law is worried
Because she's starving herself and not losing any weight
On the other hand, my dear mother-in-law, who's very clever
Doesn't want to leave the ranch because she can't fit through the door anymore

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

Hey cousin, where's the cow?
She's out cowing around...
On vacation

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)

(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)
(The skinny cow doesn't know how to get through winter)
(The fat cow spends her time eating tender grass)