Текст и перевод песни Mojinos Escozios - Apuntate en er Gran Hermano

Apuntate en er Gran Hermano

Eres tonto, eres mu tonto,
Eres mas tonto que el tonto del pueblo!!
Te apuntaste en un concurso de tontos
Y qedaste primero, segundo y tercero.
No eres mas tonto porque no te entrenas! eres tan tonto que das asta pena!
Tonto, tonto y tonto,
Eres tan tonto qe desesperas.

Eres tonto, eres idiota,
Eres mas tonto qe mis pelotas,
Que se llevan 2 dias juntas y no se ablan la una a otra
Eres tonto, eres imbecil
Y ves coca cola y te pones imbecil
Eres tonto, zulandron
Pides naranja y te ponen limon.

Estas atontao,
Estas caducao,
Estas acicotao,
Estas carajotao,
Estas agilipollao,
Estas apollardao,
Estas echo polvo,
Estas amamonaooo.

Eres el nota mas tonto del mundo,
Eres mas tonto que ninguno,
Apúntate en el gran hermano.
Qe te cojen, qe te cojen.! Seguro!
Tonto der culo!

Tu eres tonta,
Eres tan tonta
Qe hasta mas tonto coje y te monta
Monta tanto,
Tanto monta,
El tonto como la tonta,
Te crees mu bicha,
Te crees mu guapa,
Y solo sabes abrirte de patas
Eres tonta, tonta y pava,
Chupa aki ke no se akaba.
Tu eres tonta,
Cierra lo boka
Qe se te esta cayendo la baba
Y tu respondes
"No pasa nah
Si se me kae yo tengo mas"
Tu eres tonta
Qe ni lo sabes
Le pegas pellizcos a los cristales
Eres tonta, eres capulla,
Lo mojinos tienen unas bragas tuyas.

Estas atonta,
Estas caduca,
Estas acicota,
Estas carajota,
Estas agilipolla,
Estas apollarda,
Estas echa polvo, estas atonta,
Estas caduca,
Estas acicota,
Estas carajota,
Estas agilipolla,
Estas apollarda,
Estas echa polvo,
Estas amamona

Eres mas tonta qe ninguna
Eres la niña mas tonta del mundo
Apuntate en el gran hermano
Qe te cojen, qe te cojen,! Seguro!

Estas atontao,
Estas caducao,
Estas acicotao,
Estas carajotao,
Estas agilipollao,
Estas apollardao,
Estas echo polvo,
Estas amamonaooo.

Estas atonta,
Estas caduca,
Estas acicota,
Estas carajota,
Estas agilipolla,
Estas apollarda,
Estas echa polvo,
Estas amamona,

Eres mas tonta qe niguna,
Eres la niña mas tonta del mundo,
Apuntate al gran hermano,
Qe te cojen, qe te cojen,! Seguro!

Tu eres el nota mas tonto del mundo
Eres mas tonto qe ninguno,
Apuntate en el gran hermano,
Qe te cojen, qe lo ganas,! Seguro!

Sign up for Big Brother

You're stupid, you're really stupid,
You're dumber than the village idiot!!
You signed up for a competition for fools
And you came in first, second and third.
You're not dumber because you don't train! You're so stupid you're embarrassing!
Stupid, stupid and stupid,
You're so stupid you make me desperate.

You're stupid, you're an idiot,
You're dumber than my balls,
Which have been together for 2 days and don't talk to each other
You're stupid, you're an imbecile
And you see Coca-Cola and you become an imbecile
You're stupid, you're a fool
You ask for orange and they give you lemon.

You're a moron,
You're expired,
You're a jerk,
You're a jerk,
You're a moron,
You're a moron,
You're a mess,
You're a moron.

You're the dumbest note in the world,
You're dumber than anyone else,
Sign up for Big Brother.
They'll take you, they'll take you.! For sure!
Dumb ass!

You're stupid,
You're so stupid
That even a dumber guy takes you for a ride
He rides you so much,
It's all the same,
The idiot and the idiot,
You think you're a bitch,
You think you're beautiful,
And you only know how to spread your legs
You're stupid, stupid and a fool,
Suck here, it never ends.
You're stupid,
Shut your mouth
Your drool is falling out
And you answer
"It's no big deal
If it falls out I have more"
You're stupid
You don't even know
You pinch the windows
You're stupid, you're a jerk,
The Mojinos have your panties.

You're a moron,
You're expired,
You're a jerk,
You're a jerk,
You're a moron,
You're a moron,
You're a mess, you're a moron,
You're expired,
You're a jerk,
You're a jerk,
You're a moron,
You're a moron,
You're a mess,
You're a moron

You're dumber than anyone else
You're the dumbest girl in the world
Sign up for Big Brother
They'll take you, they'll take you,! For sure!

You're a moron,
You're expired,
You're a jerk,
You're a jerk,
You're a moron,
You're a moron,
You're a mess,
You're a moron.

You're a moron,
You're expired,
You're a jerk,
You're a jerk,
You're a moron,
You're a moron,
You're a mess,
You're a moron,

You're dumber than anyone else,
You're the dumbest girl in the world,
Sign up for Big Brother,
They'll take you, they'll take you,! For sure!

You're the dumbest note in the world
You're dumber than anyone else,
Sign up for Big Brother,
They'll take you, you'll win it,! For sure!