Текст и перевод песни Mojinos Escozios - El puto perro

El puto perro

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao'
El puto perro qué bocao' que me ha dao'
No veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Me ha clavao' los colmillos en el tobillo
Y me ha dejao' tó' los dientes señalaos' del bocao'

Yo le he dao' una patá' que ha volao'
Que ha subío', que ha bajao', que ha caío'
Y se ha endiñao' un carajazo contra el suelo
Que ha cogío', que se ha ío' se ha enfadao' y se ha pirao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué mosqueo que ha cogío' el puto perro
Que se ha ío pero ha vuelto, ha regresao' con su dueño
Y se ha chivao', y le ha contao' que le he dao' una patá'
Que ha subío', que ha volao', que ha caío' y se ha pegao'
Un carajazo y su dueño me ha agarrao' por el cuello
Y me ha endiñao' y me ha dejao' tó' los dedos señalaos'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Porque estaba con la pata levantá pa echarse
Una meadita en la rueda de mi coche

Y yo he llegao' por detrás, y le he gritao'
Cabreao' y le he chillao', y se ha asustao'
Y le he quitao toas las ganas de mearse
Y por eso me ha endiñao' el bocao' que me ha endiñao'

Y yo empezaba a pegar voces, yo empezaba a pegar gritos
Y la gente me decía: "no le chilles al perrito, pobrecito
Qué bonito, no le pegues al perrito, no me seas tan borrico
No le pegue' animalico, no le pegue' ya te vale
Que te vamo' a denunciá'sin piedá'
A la sociedad protectora de animales

Ahora salgo por la calle, ahora salgo por la acera
Y bajo de los pantalones llevo puestas espinilleras
Por si veo al puto perro, que me muerda, que se quede sin colmillos
Que se quede sin las muelas, que me parto de la risa
Cuando tenga que ponerse pa' comer una dentadura postiza

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que me ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que me ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

No veas qué bocao' que te ha dao' el puto perro
Qué bocao' que te ha dao' no veas qué bocao'

The Fucking Dog

You won't believe the bite this mutt gave me!
The fucking dog, what a bite he gave me!
You won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
He sank his fangs into my ankle
And left all his teeth marks from the bite!

I gave him a kick that sent him flying!
He went up, he went down, he fell
And he slammed into the ground
He got up, left, got angry and pissed off!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe how pissed off this fucking dog got
He left but came back, he returned with his owner
And he whined, and told him I kicked him
That he went up, that he flew, that he fell and hit
His face and his owner grabbed me by the neck
And beat me up, leaving all my fingers marked!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
Because he had his leg up to take
A piss on the wheel of my car.

And I came up behind him, and I yelled at him
Pissed off, I screamed at him, and he got scared
And I took away all his urge to pee
And that's why he gave me the bite he gave me!

And I started yelling, I started screaming
And people said to me, "Don't yell at the doggy, poor thing
How cute, don't hit the doggy, don't be such a jackass
Don't hit the little animal, don't hit him, shame on you
We're going to report you mercilessly
To the animal protection society

Now I walk down the street, now I walk on the sidewalk
And under my pants, I wear shin guards
In case I see the fucking dog, let him bite me, let him lose his fangs
Let him lose his teeth, I'll laugh my ass off
When he has to get dentures to eat.

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave me.
What a bite he gave me, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!

You won't believe the bite this fucking dog gave you.
What a bite he gave you, you won't believe the bite!