Текст и перевод песни Molotov - Agüela (Mi Abuela & The Magnificent Seven & Bust A Move)

Agüela (Mi Abuela & The Magnificent Seven & Bust A Move)

Deja que te cuente para que tú veas
No voy a hablar de trabajo ni tampoco de la escuela
Aunque eso está muy bien eso lo se yo
Quiero que sepas tú lo mío pa′ que veas lo más peor
Yo llegué de Nueva York a principio del verano
Y quería quedarme en la casa de mi hermano
Y el me dijo: Brother tú aquí no te quedas
Te llevo con primo pepe pa' la casa de mi agüela
¡Ay! qué dolor pobres vacaciones
Lo que hizo mi hermano qué clase de pantalones
Enseguida mi abuela me cayó encima
Pa′ limpiarle el patio y pintarle la cocina
Yo le dije: ¡Doña! yo vengo a descansar
Y ella dijo: No mijito usted viene a trabajar
De verdad que eres vago no se por qué te quejas
Te me afeitas esa barba y te me cortas la melena
¡Ay! abuela la barba me la afeito
Pero no cortarme el pelo mejor me quedo muerto
Le expliqué que esta de moda dejarse la melena y ella dijo
Que ese chavo así parece una nena
Y como no me lo corté
Esperó a que me durmiera
Y me dejo coqui-pela'o
Con una je-tijera
Que vaina, que chavienda
¿Qué dirán mis panas cuando me vean?
Otro día pal almuerzo me mi dijo mi abuela
Que me iba a cocinar lo que yo quisiera
Entonces le pedí una comida bien buena, un hamburger, un hot-dog
Lo que como todos los días
No no no, no señor, no cocino porquerías
Aquí se come vianda y arroz con habichuelas
Mi agüela, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Sí huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Pasaron unos días
Conocí a su vecina
Que tenía una hija
Que estaba bien buena
Ahora es, me dije yo
Y le empecé a rapear sin que mi abuela lo supiera
¡Pero!, ella se enteró
Y me dio un sermón a esa niña la respetas
Yo le dije abuela tú te estás entrometiendo
Y me metió una bofetada que todavía me está doliendo
Qué vaina, no se puede ¿qué dirán mis panas cuando se enteren?
Que otro día por la noche yo quería salir y ella me dijo que no
Que estas son horas de dormir
Y así me la pasé en pleno jueves todo el mundo particiando
Y yo acostado y a las nueve
Pasaron otros días que no me fastidió
Por que la caja de los dientes se le perdió
Y aunque ella regañarme parece que quería
Todo lo que me hablaba, nada se le entendía
Entonces pude descansar pero ya las vacaciones se me iban a acabar
Y como ya no encontraba que más inventar
Fingí un dolor que me quería matar
A ver si así me hospitalizaba y entonces yo de ahí fácil me escapaba
¡Pero! se me viró la tortilla
Porque ella me empezó a dar una medicina
Me obligó a estar en la cama acostado
Hasta que ella pensara que me había recuperado
Mi agüela, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Si huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Y así mismo un problema que al rato yo tenía
Siete a la semana, si era uno todos los días
Encontré la solución a todos mis problemas
Y es que tengo que aceptar que soy le nieto de mi abuela
Si total después de tanto protestar
Cuando llegué a Nueva York yo me puse a pensar
Que ella no es lo que parece, ella es bien buena
Y todo lo que hace es por ponerme en vergüenza
¡Pero! Me recordaba yo
De todos los regaños que ella a mí me dió
Y cada vez que yo hubiera querido beber ron
Me tenía que recetar un tecesito de limón
Mi madre no sabía como yo la había pasado
Se creía que todo lo había yo gozado
Y se atrevió a preguntar que cuando yo volvía pa'lla
Y yo le dije mira como en treinta años más
Yo no se si mi abuela tenga mucha resistencia
O yo no puedo soportarla por que no tengo paciencia
Mi agüela, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Si huh-uh
You got it
Mi agüela, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Huh-uh...
Mi agüela
Huh-uh...
Mi agüela
Huh-uh...
Mi agüela
Huh-uh...
Mi agüela
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Grandma (My Grandma & The Magnificent Seven & Bust A Move)

Let me tell you a story, so you can see
I won't talk about work or even school
Although those things are fine, I know that's true
I want you to know my plight, the worst that I've been through
I arrived from New York at the start of summer
And wanted to stay at my brother's place for a slumber
But he said, "Brother, you can't stay here"
"I'll take you to cousin Pepe's, at grandma's house, my dear"
Oh! What a pain, poor vacation plans
What my brother did, what a lack of proper stands
Right away, grandma came down on me
To clean her patio and paint her kitchen, you see
I said, "Lady! I came here to rest"
And she said, "No, my dear, you came to be put to the test"
You're truly lazy, I don't know why you complain
Shave that beard and cut that long mane
Oh! Grandma, I'll shave the beard, it's true
But to cut my hair, I'd rather be dead, boo hoo
I explained that long hair is in style, and she said
That a guy like that looks like a girl instead
And since I didn't cut it
She waited for me to sleep, the sneaky one
And left me bald as a coqui
With a pair of scissors, what a run
What a mess, what a childish scene
What will my friends say when they see my bean?
Another day for lunch, my grandma told me
That she would cook whatever I wanted, you see
So I asked for a really good meal, a burger, a hot dog
What I eat every day, just like a frog
"No, no, no, sir, I don't cook junk food"
"Here we eat viandas and rice and beans, understood?"
My grandma, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Yeah huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
A few days passed by
I met her neighbor, oh my
Who had a daughter
Who was quite the hottie
Now's my chance, I said to myself
And started rapping to her, without grandma's help
But! She found out
And gave me a lecture, "You respect that girl, no doubt"
I said, "Grandma, you're meddling, it's not right"
And she slapped me so hard, my cheek still hurts tonight
What a mess, it's impossible, what will my friends say when they learn?
That another night I wanted to go out, and she said no, in turn
"These are hours for sleeping, you see"
And so I spent my Thursday, everyone partying
And me in bed by nine, feeling blue
Other days passed where she didn't bother me
Because her dentures got lost, you see
And even though she seemed to want to scold
Everything she said was mumbled and old
So I could finally rest, but my vacation was ending soon
And since I couldn't find anything else to do at noon
I faked a pain that was killing me, it's true
To see if she'd hospitalize me, and then I could easily escape, boo hoo
But! The tables turned on me
Because she started giving me some medicine, you see
She forced me to stay in bed, lying down
Until she thought I had recovered from my frown
My grandma, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Yeah huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
And just like that, a problem I had every now and then
Seven a week, it was one every day, friend
I found the solution to all my woes
And that is to accept that I'm my grandma's grandson, who knows
After all, after so much protesting and plight
When I got back to New York, I started to think right
That she's not what she seems, she's actually quite good
And everything she does is just to embarrass me, understood?
But! I remembered, yo
Of all the scoldings she gave me, low and slow
And every time I wanted to drink rum
She had to prescribe me a little lemon tea, yum
My mother didn't know how I had spent my time
She thought I had enjoyed it all, just fine
And she dared to ask when I was going back there
And I said, "Look, maybe in thirty years, I swear"
I don't know if my grandma has a lot of resistance
Or if I can't stand her because I lack patience
My grandma, you want it?
Huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Yeah huh-uh
You got it
My grandma, you want it?
Baby
You got it
Huh-uh...
My grandma
Huh-uh...
My grandma
Huh-uh...
My grandma
Huh-uh...
My grandma
How can I ever repay her?