Текст и перевод песни Mortal Kombat - Evrovizija

Evrovizija

Evrovizija se sprema, ljudi su srećni
Histerija golema, retardi su večni
Sredinom maja to je glavna tema,
A samo ti i ja bi hteli da je nema

Došlo je veče kada staće na tu binu
Onaj kreten što predstavlja našu domovinu
Svi ga vole i o njemu svako danas priča,
Njegovu pesmu sluša sve od babe do mladića
Nije lako biti zvezda k′o što svako lupa!
Šminkanje od čet'ri sata za tih par minuta,
Svakog dana paparaci, teretanu radi,
Najteže je to što mora tekst napamet znati

Liči mi na nekog klovna,
Puši kurac, jede govna!
Baš bi′ hteo da ga lemam,
Jer živaca više nemam!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,
Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
Kad progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

Svi pogledi su uprti direktno u njega,
Iz komandnog štaba motri Bregović, Brega,
Dve, tri pevaljke da zabave seljake,
I još po neki glumac, tek da ide mi na kurac!
Predstavniče naš, dal' se drogiraš?
Vraćaj se u svoju rupu, nemoj da nas brukaš!
Na nesreću našu, pustio je prvu notu,
Uživo da gledamo bruku i sramotu!

Liči mi na nekog klovna,
Puši kurac, jede govna!
Baš bi' hteo da ga lemam,
Jer živaca više nemam!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,
Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
Kad′ progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

Glasanje je počelo, svima je sad frka,
Moramo pobediti da ne pukne bruka!
A našem se pevaču iskreno baš jebe,
Državne pare je već uzeo za sebe!
Pojačaj televizor, stručni žiri nešto kaže!
"...i nije nešto vaša pesma, loše su solaže!
Bolje Mortal Kombat večeras da je svir′o,
K'o što Čola reče, ništa ja tu ne bi dir′o."

Sad se posran vraća kući,
Sponzor će ga motkom tući!
Prebiće ga kao kera,
Ko ga jebe, nek se tera!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,
Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
Kad progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

Evrovizija ide mi na kurčev živac,
Kad je celu odgledam, bijem k'o Žan Klod Van Dam!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
Slađa, Bebi Dol, upaljač, Jugopetrol!

Eurovision

Eurovision is coming, people are happy
Mass hysteria, retards are eternal
Mid-May it's the main topic,
But you and I wish it wasn't happening

The evening has come when he'll stand on that stage
That idiot representing our homeland
Everyone loves him, everyone talks about him today,
Everyone listens to his song, from grandma to young lads
It's not easy being a star, as everyone claims!
Four hours of makeup for those few minutes,
Paparazzi every day, working out at the gym,
The hardest part is that he has to know the lyrics by heart

He looks like some clown to me,
Sucks dick, eats shit!
I'd really like to beat him up,
Because I have no more nerves left!

Eurovision pisses me off so much,
When I watch it, I know why I'm pissed!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
When they swallow a shoe, we'll be having a blast!

All eyes are directly on him,
From the command post, Bregović, Brega is watching,
Two, three singers to entertain the peasants,
And some actor, just to piss me off!
Our representative, are you on drugs?
Go back to your hole, don't embarrass us!
Unfortunately for us, he let out the first note,
To watch the shame and disgrace live!

He looks like some clown to me,
Sucks dick, eats shit!
I'd really like to beat him up,
Because I have no more nerves left!

Eurovision pisses me off so much,
When I watch it, I know why I'm pissed!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
When they swallow a shoe, we'll be having a blast!

The voting has begun, everyone is scared now,
We must win so that there's no shame!
And our singer honestly doesn't give a damn,
He's already taken the state money for himself!
Turn up the TV, the expert jury is saying something!
"...and your song isn't that great, the solos are bad!
It would have been better if Mortal Kombat played tonight,
Like Čola said, I wouldn't touch anything here."

Now he's going home scared shitless,
The sponsor will beat him with a stick!
He'll beat him like a dog,
Who cares about him, let him get lost!

Eurovision pisses me off so much,
When I watch it, I know why I'm pissed!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
When they swallow a shoe, we'll be having a blast!

Eurovision gets on my last nerve,
When I watch it all, I fight like Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,
Slađa, Bebi Dol, lighter, Jugopetrol!