Текст и перевод песни Mortal Kombat - Made in China

Made in China

Ustajem ujutru i palim televizor,
Neki samuraji, nindže, mnogo čudan prizor
Tražim daljinac da menjam kanal, što pre,
Kada shvatim da je ostao bez baterije
Kiosk mi je blizu al' mnogo ste bre skupi,
Idem na buvljak od kineza da kupim
"Dve baterije hoću"! On se nešto čudi
Što ne priča srpski k'o svi normalni ljudi?
Kad' se vratim kući, ne rade
Od kineza stvarno nemaš gde
Stiže nam puno škartova
Iz kineskih kvartova
Doći će i taj dan, vratiće se kinezi u Japan,
Slavićemo tad' što povratili smo grad
Doći će i taj dan ja biću mamuran,
Jer piću celu noć kada povratimo moć
Slušaj pažljivo, žuti
Tvoje prisustvo me strašno ljuti
Ako što pre ne odjebeš,
Gadno ćeš da se provedeš
Žderem ćevap kao čovek svaki
I ne podnosim rižu i saki
Nije više nikakva tajna,
Sve je Made In China, Made In China!
Doći će i taj dan, vratiće se kinezi u Japan
I slavićemo tad' što povratili smo grad
Doći će i taj dan ja biću mamuran,
Jer piću celu noć kada povratimo moć
Vraćam se nazad i baterije nosim,
Al' meni ste svi isti pa u masi ne znam ko si
Da napušavam svakog, stvarno je bez veze,
Al' poludim kada vidim kako mi se keze
Baterije prazne ne menjaju kanale,
Anime razne samo gledaju budale
"Hoću pare nazad"! On se opet čudi,
Zašto ne pričate naški, da li normalni ste ljudi?
Velika je zajebancija
To što zovu "tolerancija",
Kad' stiže nam puno škartova
Iz kineskih kvartova!
Doći će i taj dan, vratiće se kinezi u Japan
Slavićemo tad' što povratili smo grad
Doći će i taj dan ja biću mamuran,
Jer piću celu noć na moj rođendan!
I mi zvučimo sačuvaj Bože
Jer su nam bubnjevi od kineske kože
Oprema se sva raspala
Kada koristimo kineska pojačala
Kablovi prekidaju i pucaju nam žice,
Pogodi koja zemlja njih proizvodi?!
Al' kad' skupimo više para,
Kupićemo opremu iz Novog Pazara
Doći će i taj dan, vratiće se kinezi u Japan
Slavićemo tad' što povratili smo grad
Doći će i taj dan ja biću mamuran,
Jer piću celu noć kada povratimo moć

Made in China

I wake up in the morning and turn on the television
Some samurai, ninjas, a very strange sight
I'm looking for the remote to change the channel, ASAP
When I realize it has no batteries
The newsstand is close but you guys are too expensive
I'm going to the Chinese flea market to buy some
" I need two batteries!" He looks at me strangely
Why doesn't he speak Serbian like all normal people?
When I get home, they don't work
There's really nothing you can do about the Chinese
We get a lot of junk
From Chinese neighborhoods
The day will come, the Chinese will return to Japan
Then we will celebrate that we have reclaimed the city
The day will come, I will be hungover
Because I will drink all night when we regain our power
Listen carefully, yellow
Your presence really makes me angry
If you don't leave soon
You're going to have a terrible time
I eat cevapi like any normal person
And I can't stand rice and sake
It's no longer a secret
Everything is Made In China, Made In China!
The day will come, the Chinese will return to Japan
And we will celebrate that we have reclaimed the city
The day will come, I will be hungover
Because I will drink all night when we regain our power
I go back and get the batteries
But you all look the same to me, so I don't know who I'm talking to
It's pointless to leave everyone
But I go crazy when I see how you're making fun of me
Empty batteries don't change channels
Only fools watch anime
"I want my money back!" He looks at me strangely again
Why don't you speak our language, are you normal people?
It's a big joke
This thing they call "tolerance"
When we get a lot of junk
From Chinese neighborhoods!
The day will come, the Chinese will return to Japan
Then we will celebrate that we have reclaimed the city
The day will come, I will be hungover
Because I will drink all night on my birthday!
And we sound terrible
Because our drums are made of Chinese leather
The equipment all breaks down
When we use Chinese amplifiers
The cables break and our wires snap
Guess which country makes them?!
But when we make more money
We'll buy equipment from Novi Pazar
The day will come, the Chinese will return to Japan
Then we will celebrate that we have reclaimed the city
The day will come, I will be hungover
Because I will drink all night when we regain our power