Текст и перевод песни Mortal Kombat - Telešop

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Kolač u tiganju? Nemoguće!
Kakvih sprava ima, boli glava,
Uz kontur jastuk najbolje spavam,
Al′ ujutru, kad ustanem, ne hrčem!
Zbog Kosmodiska, Super briska,
Moja gajba uvek blista,
I dok čistim mene leđa ne bole!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem,
Proizvode nove da pokupujem
Živim brzo, hranim se lako, umirem polako!
Bez tih stvari gura svako, ali ja ne umem tako
Živim brzo, hranim se lako, umirem polako!
Sa novim Aćem muke su vam kraće,
I dok pere gaće uštedu vam daće!
Govno će mirisati kao proleće!
Prljava sudopera je kurac živ
Za Mister propera!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem,
Proizvode nove da pokupujem
Oseti svežinu, u pičku materinu!
Gospođo Božen, pitanje jel može?
Malo direktno, ali je konkretno
Kozmetika vaša čudno se ponaša,
Ako smrša se za čas, zašto ne utiče na vas?
Kakvih sranja nude ovih dana,
Nemaju stida i nemaju srama,
A ti kupuj đubre od njih, retarde!
Kakvih sranja nude ovih dana,
Nemaju stida i nemaju srama,
A ti kupuj od njih petarde!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem,
Tržišnu inspekciju da im pošaljem!
Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?
S' društvom pijem, žderem slasno, probaj i ti, nije kasno!
Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?

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Frying pan cake? Impossible!
What kind of gadgets, a headache,
With a contoured pillow I sleep best,
But when I get up in the morning, I don't snore!
Thanks to Kosmodisk, Super Brillo,
My bassinet always shines,
And while I'm cleaning my back doesn't hurt!
Now I'm dialing the nine-digit number,
To collect new products
I live fast, eat easy, die slow!
Without those things, everyone pushes, but I don't know how
I live fast, eat easy, die slow!
With the new Ace, your troubles are shorter,
And while it washes your pants it will save you money!
The shit will smell like spring!
Dirty sink is a living asshole
For Mr. Proper!
Now I'm dialing the nine-digit number,
To collect new products
Feel the freshness, in your mother's pussy!
Ms. Bozena, the question is can you?
A little bit direct, but it's concrete
Your cosmetics behave strangely,
If it gets you slim in an hour, why doesn't it affect you?
What kind of shit do they offer these days,
They have no shame and no shame,
And you buy shit from them, retard!
What kind of shit do they offer these days,
They have no shame and no shame,
And you buy firecrackers from them!
Now I'm dialing the nine-digit number,
To send the market inspection to them!
I live slowly, eating fat, what's not clear?
I drink with the company, eat delicious, try it, it's not too late!
I live slowly, eating fat, what's not clear?