Текст и перевод песни Norikiyo - Dakara Nani? -Kimira No Hitomi Ni Kanpai-

Dakara Nani? -Kimira No Hitomi Ni Kanpai-

何？何？だから何？Ha? え何？え何？だから何？Ha?
え何？え何？だから何？Ha? 俺に当てんなよちっちぇ物差し
振る尻尾あんなら今直ぐ振りな 無いんじゃかき回そうぜ世界に突き出す
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

世界を飲み干す ごっくん デカンタ俺は要らねぇロック
Wackも出来んじゃん？ある意味ロック 氷つかす会場投げちゃ駄目！コップ
望めばBETしなよダブルアップ で、残念はずれた後は？
俺の中指こりゃマドラー 薄いもん出す奴を通わすハローワーク
聞き耳立てたってさ味が無い ぬるいMusicにぶっ挿しかき回す
重傷かなりでも笑えりゃまだ良い どなたか見せてあげて馬鹿に鏡
えっ？俺は好きだよSHO 誤解が無いように説明しよう
だってどっかのさ何番煎じよりましだぜマジ笑いのセンス良いよ

何？何？だから何？Ha? え何？え何？だから何？Ha?
え何？え何？だから何？Ha? 俺に当てんなよちっちぇ物差し
振る尻尾あんなら今直ぐ振りな 無いんじゃかき回そうぜ世界に突き出す
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

世界を飲み干す ごっくん 誰かが言ってたって「POP」
「変わったねNORIKIYOも」そりゃそうだろもうおりゃ触ってねぇよCoke
だけどしてるんだ俺はEnjoy イキる馬鹿に俺からの返答
Trackの上ココそれが戦場 うまく乗れよほら見ろ転けりゃDanger
Twitterならさアイコンはバード？
で、ぴーちく外野のヒヨコも五月蝿ぇんだよ馬鹿野郎
揚げ足取るだけそんな生活 まるでワイドショーのコメンテーター
告知とネガティブばっかタイムラインより 見据えてく俺は大舞台
その時俺が生きてれば 更に上目指すため練ってるプランを

何？何？だから何？Ha? え何？え何？だから何？Ha?
え何？え何？だから何？Ha? 俺に当てんなよちっちぇ物差し
振る尻尾あんなら今直ぐ振りな 無いんじゃかき回そうぜ世界に突き出す
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

告白します今日は正直 Featuringしてよ頼む童子-T
ファンモンそれとケツメイシも 誤解が無いように説明しよう
この曲かかったらなぁ振ってタオル Live前に物販で売ってる頼む
サビで回すからさ買ってよタオル この曲はギャグです 下げたハードル
所で質問あんだちょっと良い？ ヒルクライムってKREVAのコピー？
Hit焼きましても劣化版 才能ねぇか欲しいだけ？現ナマ
楽になるぜ？ゲロっちまえ ただし便所はココじゃねぇそっちだ
まぁ好きなようにさ割ってくれよ 薄まりゃほらお客も去ってくぜ

何？何？だから何？Ha? え何？え何？だから何？Ha?
え何？え何？だから何？Ha? 俺に当てんなよちっちぇ物差し
振る尻尾あんなら今直ぐ振りな 無いんじゃかき回そうぜ世界に突き出す
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

So What? -Cheers to Your Eyes-

What? What? So what? Ha? What? What? So what? Ha?
What? What? So what? Ha? Don't measure me with your tiny ruler
If you're gonna wag your tail, do it now. Let's stir things up in the world. We don't have it.
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

I drink the world down, gulp, gulp. I don't need a decanter, I need rocks.
You can't even be Wack? That's rock in a way. Don't throw cups on stage that have ice in them!
If you want, let's double down. So, you lost after all?
My middle finger, it's a muddler. I'll let the ones who serve weak stuff go to the unemployment office.
Even if you listen intently, it tastes like nothing. I'll stick it in this lukewarm music and stir it up.
It's pretty bad, but if I can laugh, it's still good. Somebody show this idiot a mirror.
Huh? I like SHO, to be honest. Let me explain so there's no misunderstanding.
Because it's way better than that old stuff. You really have a good sense of humor.

What? What? So what? Ha? What? What? So what? Ha?
What? What? So what? Ha? Don't measure me with your tiny ruler
If you're gonna wag your tail, do it now. Let's stir things up in the world. We don't have it.
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

I drink the world down, gulp, gulp. Someone said it was "POP".
They said, "NORIKIYO has changed." Of course I have. I don't touch Coke anymore.
But I'm still enjoying myself. This is my response to those idiots who act all high and mighty.
On the track, that's the battlefield. Get on the track, and if you fall, you're in danger.
On Twitter, your icon is a bird, right?
And the little birdies outside the field are so noisy, you idiots.
All they do is nitpick. They're like commentators on a tabloid show.
All they do is announce things and complain. I'm looking ahead on my timeline.
If I'm still alive then, I'll be working on a plan to aim even higher.

What? What? So what? Ha? What? What? So what? Ha?
What? What? So what? Ha? Don't measure me with your tiny ruler
If you're gonna wag your tail, do it now. Let's stir things up in the world. We don't have it.
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP

I'll admit, I'm being honest today. Please feature me, 童子-T.
Funmong and Ketsumeishi, too. Let me explain so there's no misunderstanding.
If this song plays, I'll wave a towel. Please sell towels at the merch booth before the live show.
We'll swing it around during the chorus, so please buy a towel. This song is a joke. I've lowered the bar.
By the way, I have a question for you. Is Hill Climb a copy of KREVA?
Even if you're a hit, you're a cheap imitation. Do you have no talent or just want money?
You'll feel better if you throw up. But not here. Go over there.
Well, you can do whatever you want. If you water it down, the customers will leave.

What? What? So what? Ha? What? What? So what? Ha?
What? What? So what? Ha? Don't measure me with your tiny ruler
If you're gonna wag your tail, do it now. Let's stir things up in the world. We don't have it.
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP
Middle Fingers UP Middle Fingers UP