Текст и перевод песни Nonini - Keroro

Keroro

Yeah, we're recording?
Sawa, cue me, twende tena
Ah, yeah, oh
Hii ngoma ni ya wale watu wanapenda kwenda maclub huku kenya
Na wale watu wanaingianga club wanatoka asubuhi na mapema
Na wale watu wanapenda kupewa
Ata ka shindano dunga kwa mkono bora ufike kwa hewa
Ha, another Homeboyz Produc-shizzle, yeah

Wajua nimeshindwa kusema jina yangu Nonini?
Wajua nimeshindwa kusema jina yangu Nonini?
Kwa nini? Kwa nini? Kwa nini? Kwa nini?
Keroro, keroro, keroro, keroro
Niko gauge jo, niko maji jo
Niko keroro

Hakuna kitu naona kwa hii club ispokuwa beer yangu na watoto
Kwanza kwa counter kuna moja ananipiga usoro
Namyemelea huku nikist-sta-stagger
Ananiangalia vibaya lakini mi najua ywanitaka
"Mko wawili ama naona vitu zangu?"
"Nta acha kuenda kwa mama pima kukunywa ng'ang'o"
Wanukia poa kwani umejipaka nini?
Mmh, na nahope pia umejipaka huko chini

Asubuhi ikifika, jo, hii club mi sitoki
Bila we' nimekukunja, jo, ndani ya hii koti
Ebu kwanza simama nikague hizo vitu
Nikiona zimesimama lazima, jo, nitakutibu
Eh, na zimesimama, lakini nikuulize swali
Umevaa chupi ngapi, jo, hapo ndani?
Usiniongeleshe kingoso, jo, kwani we' ni mlami?
Leo nimebeba CD zangu, ah-ah sidhani
Trust yangu haiko na bado waeza sema nami
Sina Trust na bado waeza sema nami

Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro

Amniotic fluid ndio hukuanga ndani ya tumbo ya mamatha
Lakini mi husema kitu moja jo
I'd rather ingekuwa ni keroro iko huko ndani ya tumbo
Na nikisha waka huko ndani, matha anapiga makumbo
Leo nataka kuona kila mtu kwa club amewaka
Vuta blunt combine na tembe jo, mpaka
Utemebee na magoti ka kobe, hakuna haraka

Ah, jamaa, skizeni, skizeni
Na mpango, na mpango ya jet fluid, kuna row?
Kuna row? (Iko, iko)
Sawa, sawa, sawa

Alafu tunaidilute na chupa moja ya miti ni dawa
Make sure trou' kwa magoti umeifunga na kamba, kaza
Baada ya kupewa kuwa ready kuharwa
Na ka we ni manzi kuwa ready ku- (si unisare)
Kuwa ready kurushwa ma-Timb boots ka umezing'ara
Steam haimatter, kupewa, kichuri au kuchana
Si tumezoea kuingia bar saa tatu usiku na wasichana
Na tunatoka siku ya pili, saa saba mchana

"Jamaa naskia kutapika
Kwanza, kwanza huyo mjamaa ntampiga
Ngoja, ngoja kwanza phone yangu iko wapi?
Phone iko wapi?"

Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro

Nikiamka asubuhi kila siku ni mkate na beer
Nikiwa mgonjwa drip water bado ni beer
Saa sita nimeingia home wife hajatuna ametulia
Nikatoa nguo zangu mdogo, mdogo, nikampandilia
Vile anamorale jo, anajua leo lazima atalia
Nikampandilia lakini vile nilikuwa gauge nikasinzia
Ndio maana bibi zetu jo, sikuizi wanazusha
Sababu ya kuwaka daily jo, wamesindwa kuwachangamsha

Hatuangali maslahi ya jamii
Lakini daily ntakuwa keroro, kwani?
Dunia nzima hakuna beer ka ya Nairobi
Na ka unafikiria nakudanganya kaulize Robert Warobi
Niko gauge, niko maji
Mpaka nauliza Musyoka hii verse itaenda aje

"Musyoka hii verse itaisha aje?"
"Musyoka hii verse itaisha aje?"

Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro
Niko gauge (niko gauge), niko maji (niko maji)
Niko keroro

Keroro

Yeah, we're recording?
Okay, cue me, let's go again
Ah, yeah, oh
This song is for those people who like to go to nightclubs here in Kenya
And those people who go to the club and leave early in the morning
And those people who like to be given
Even if it's a fist fight competition, the best hand should reach for the air
Ha, another Homeboyz Produc-shizzle, yeah

Did you know I failed to say my name, Nonini?
Did you know I failed to say my name, Nonini?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Keroro, keroro, keroro, keroro
I'm in the gauge, I'm in the water
I'm keroro

I don't see anything in this club except my beer and the girls
First, at the counter there's one giving me the eye
I'm approaching her while staggering
She's looking at me the wrong way but I know she wants me
"Are you two or am I seeing things?"
"I'll stop going to my mom's place to drink ng'ang'o"
You smell nice, what have you put on?
Mmh, and I hope you also put some down there

When morning comes, girl, I won't leave this club
Without you, I've folded you, girl, inside this jacket
First, stand up so I can inspect those things
If I see they are standing, I will definitely treat you
Eh, and they are standing, but let me ask you a question
How many panties are you wearing, girl, in there?
Don't tell me lies, girl, because you're a beauty?
Today I carried my CDs, ah-ah I don't think so
My trust is not there and you can still talk to me
I don't have trust and you can still talk to me

I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro

Amniotic fluid is what used to be inside your mother's womb
But I'm saying one thing, girl
I'd rather it was keroro that's inside the womb
And once I get in there, your mother will do somersaults
Today I want to see everyone in the club lit
Smoke blunt combined with pills, girl, until
You walk on your knees like a tortoise, there's no hurry

Ah, man, give me, give me
And a dose, and a dose of jet fluid, is there a problem?
Is there a problem? (There is, there is)
Okay, okay, okay

And then we dilute it with a bottle of herbs, it's medicine
Make sure your trousers are tied at the knees with a rope, tighten it
After you're given, be ready to be devoured
And if you're a chick, be ready to- (don't tempt me)
Be ready to be thrown Timberland boots if you're shining
Steam doesn't matter, to be given, kichuri or to be chopped
Aren't we used to entering the bar at 3 a.m. and they chop us?
And we leave the next day at 7 a.m. chopped

"Man, I feel like vomiting
First, first, I'll hit that guy
Wait, wait, first, where is my phone?
Where's the phone?"

I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro

When I wake up every morning, it's bread and beer
When I'm sick, drip water is still beer
At 6 o'clock I entered home, my wife is calm, she's relaxed
I took off my clothes slowly, slowly, I climbed on her
The way she's feeling, girl, she knows today she'll definitely cry
I climbed on her but because I was in the gauge I dozed off
That's why our wives, girl, these days they are complaining
The reason for getting lit daily, girl, they have failed to excite them

We don't care about the welfare of the community
But I'll be keroro daily, why?
There's no beer in the whole world like Nairobi's
And if you think I'm lying, ask Robert Warobi
I'm in the gauge, I'm in the water
To the point I'm asking Musyoka how this verse will go

"Musyoka, how will this verse end?"
"Musyoka, how will this verse end?"

I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro
I'm in the gauge (I'm in the gauge), I'm in the water (I'm in the water)
I'm keroro