Текст и перевод песни PUNPEE - Happy Meal

Happy Meal

なぜにこの世はこうもシャカリキに
頭ごなしにダメと言いますが
答えを解くカギは実はそこに
ひょっとしてひょっとしない？
もしかして立ち入り禁止の場所に
エッグベネディクトばりの真実が
どこを見ても嘘つきばかりなら
抜け出して見たくない？？
ありったけのチーズバーガー チミチャンガにワッパー
端からまとめて食っちゃうんだ
キリがないTVドラマ トルティーヤにIMAX
世界はまだ楽しみ放題 安心だ
久しぶり 前にいったよな?
エンドロールで席を立つなよって
でも皆 予想外 まだ座ってやがる
お待たせ 暇人ども さぁいこうか
時代はあれもこれもみんな先に決めつけてさ
想像するだけで このままじゃ豚箱行きさ
俺らはもう手遅れ 添加物にまみれ
でも防腐剤CHILDは腐りにくい！！
だって最初に夕日に魅せられた暇
猿が
進化し俺らが始まった
トニーホークに続け ESPN
マカロニ カーチェイス 押入れの冒険よ続け
なぜにこの世はこうもシャカリキに
頭ごなしにダメと言いますが
答えを解くカギは実はそこに
ひょっとしてひょっとしない？
もしかして立ち入り禁止の場所に
エッグベネディクトばりの真実が
どこを見ても嘘つきばかりなら
抜け出して見たくない？？
別に大昔でもない ちょっと前に
屋根裏に溢れてたこんなストーリー
マコーレンなら家に篭り過ぎ
ホームアローンの後ジャンキー
オルタナは海を越え 東京へShipping
輸入盤のInkかいで俺もTrippin'
ジョニー・ネモニック カードはトレーディン
ストンビィデッキ
ニキビ面みてる トロマムービー
お前がこの世界の仕組みを
深く知ればしるほど バカでいることは
もう出来なくなるけど
ペパロニ入りのピザをお前と食べるヤツが
いれば生きてる価値もあるもんさ
本当の話 俺らって一人ひとり
パラレルワールドの支配人
これで君もメンバーズ会員 気が向いたら来れば
暗号はあん時のまんま
なぜにこの世はこうもシャカリキに
頭ごなしにダメと言いますが
答えを解くカギは実はそこに
ひょっとしてひょっとしない？
もしかして立ち入り禁止の場所に
エッグベネディクトばりの真実が
どこを見ても嘘つきばかりなら
抜け出して見たくない？？

Happy Meal

Why does this world so adamantly,
So stubbornly say "no"?
The key to unlocking the answer is actually right there,
Don't you think, maybe?
Perhaps in that forbidden place,
A truth as luxurious as eggs benedict awaits,
If everyone around is a liar,
Wouldn't you want to escape and see for yourself?
All the cheeseburgers, chimichangas, and Whoppers,
I'll devour them all, one after another,
Endless TV dramas, tortillas, and IMAX,
The world is still a playground, don't worry,
It's been a while, remember last time?
I told you not to leave during the end credits,
But everyone's defying expectations, still sitting there,
Alright you slackers, let's get this show on the road,
This era judges everything before it even begins,
Just imagining it, we're headed straight for the slammer,
We're already too late, drenched in additives,
But the preservative "CHILD" doesn't spoil easily!!
Because that first moment of being captivated by the sunset,
That ape,
Evolved, and we began,
Following Tony Hawk, ESPN,
Macaroni, car chases, childhood adventures continue,
Why does this world so adamantly,
So stubbornly say "no"?
The key to unlocking the answer is actually right there,
Don't you think, maybe?
Perhaps in that forbidden place,
A truth as luxurious as eggs benedict awaits,
If everyone around is a liar,
Wouldn't you want to escape and see for yourself?
Not too long ago, just a little while back,
These kinds of stories overflowed in the attic,
Macaulay Culkin stayed home too much,
Became a junkie after Home Alone,
Alternative music crossed the ocean, shipped to Tokyo,
Smelling the ink on imported CDs, I'm trippin' too,
Johnny Mnemonic, trading cards,
Stoney deck,
Watching pimple-faced Troma movies,
The more you understand the workings of this world,
The harder it becomes to remain a fool,
But still,
If you have someone to share a pepperoni pizza with,
Life is still worth living, right?
Truth is, each and every one of us,
Is the manager of a parallel world,
Now you're a member too, come by whenever you feel like it,
The password is still the same as before,
Why does this world so adamantly,
So stubbornly say "no"?
The key to unlocking the answer is actually right there,
Don't you think, maybe?
Perhaps in that forbidden place,
A truth as luxurious as eggs benedict awaits,
If everyone around is a liar,
Wouldn't you want to escape and see for yourself?