Текст и перевод песни PUNPEE - Hero

Hero

僕は君のHero よく無責任にそういうけれど
実はいたって普通の エキストラみたいな存在で
だけど君は言うよ でもヒロインがそういうならば
つまり僕はHero 僕は君のHero
ガキの頃憧れたスーパーヒーロー
みたいにドンピシャじゃないけど登場
知ったかサブカル長男PUNPEEっす
板橋の傭兵からの饒舌 炸裂
昼はだらしない前髪たらして 裸眼でコンビニの店番さ
だけど夜はゴーグルを装着 イチコロさロイスレーン いざゆかん夜の街へ
現実に打ちのめされて フラッシュトンプソンに彼女をもってかれ
バイト代はネガティブなゾーンへ まるでMad max 輸血袋 最低
だけど眼下に広がる闇夜の街をぽつんと覗くと ワクワクするのさ
やらかせることなら沢山あんじゃん オイタするくらいにフレームオン!
僕は君のHero よく無責任にそういうけれど
実はいたって普通の エキストラみたいな存在で
だけど君は言うよ でもヒロインがそういうならば
つまり僕はHero 僕は君のHero
少し耳を傾けて 彼らの言うことに目を向けて キリが無いんだもう...
彼女もペットもあの教授もみんなスーパーヒーローじゃ気が滅入る
手あかにまみれたシナリオ達をピクニック中にVillainがまたも阻む Shazam! kimota! 輝ける日の下も... って
決まり文句もクソダルいよ!(Stanもnuffsaid,,,)
投票の結果とっとと爆死 骨抜きもアダマンチニウムじゃ辛い
Thorの妹もimage違い 日本にYashidaやsazaeなんかはいない
クローンと鉢合っちゃったり でもそのクローン自体がモノホンだったり
誰かに打ち明けたくても テッドコードなら既にこの世にいない
いつからか理由を求めた なぜ光より早く飛べるのか
子供だったころは分かってた 全てフィクション ママの目盗んでさ
人生のハイライトが表紙になれば いやでも背表紙に値段が載る
だから しくじってもそのうちの1ページさ It's clobberlin timeさ right? bub
人と比べると自分は最高じゃない誰しも
じゃ比べなきゃ良いよ 多分それだけの問題で
だけど君は言うよ でもヒロインがそういうならば
つまり僕はHero 僕は君のHero
実は昔Heroはこの世に実際居て
でも色々あってどこかに消えた
僕らは記憶を消され かすかな記憶達がコミックになり残った
この曲は唯一それを覚えてた PUNPEEから君に送るメッセージさ
偉い人に化けた異星人が 想像力を惰性で流そうと目論んでる! ってまた...
あの芸術家達もあの戦争に行ってたら死んでたかも
あの戦争の犠牲者の中にも未来の芸術家が何人居たろう?
きっと彼らのアイディアは空気を伝って 僕らが形にしてるこぼさずに
灰色の世界にひらめきを 夢のような暇つぶしを つくりだそうぜ Hero

Hero

I'm your Hero, I often say that irresponsibly.
In fact, I'm just an ordinary, extra-like being.
But you say, "Well, if the heroine says so,"
In other words, I'm a Hero, I'm your Hero.
The superhero I longed for as a child,
Not exactly the same as a super-hero, but I appear.
Know-it-all subculture elder son PUNPEE.
Sharp-tongued mercenary from Itabashi exploding.
By day, sloppy bangs hang down, bare-eyed, working in a convenience store.
But at night, I put on my goggles, Lois Lane, let's go to the city at night.
Beaten down by reality, Flash Thompson takes her away from me.
My part-time pay goes to the Negative Zone, like Mad Max, a blood bag, the worst.
But when I look down at the dark cityscape, I get excited.
There are so many things I can do, Frame On like Oita!
I'm your Hero, I often say that irresponsibly.
In fact, I'm just an ordinary, extra-like being.
But you say, "Well, if the heroine says so,"
In other words, I'm a Hero, I'm your Hero.
Listen to them for a while, pay attention to what they say, it will never end...
Her, her pet, and that professor are all superheroes, it's depressing.
The dirty scenario that the Villain hinders again during the picnic, Shazam! kimota! Even under the shining sun...
The catchphrases are so annoying! (Stan also said snuffsaid,,,)
Blow up the election results quickly, being boneless and adamantium is tough.
Thor's sister looks different, there are no Yashida or Sazae in Japan.
I bumped into a clone, but that clone itself was the real thing.
Even if I wanted to confide in someone, Ted Cod is no longer in this world.
When did I start asking for a reason? Why can you fly faster than light?
When I was a child, I understood, the whole fiction. Stole it from my mom's eyes.
If the highlight of your life is to be on the cover, you can't help but have a price on the back cover.
So even if you screw up, it's just one of those pages, It's clobberlin time, right? bub
Compared to others, no one is the best.
So don't compare, maybe that's the only problem.
But you say, "Well, if the heroine says so,"
In other words, I'm a Hero, I'm your Hero.
In fact, there was actually a Hero in this world a long time ago.
But for various reasons, it disappeared.
Our memories were erased, and the faint memories became comics.
This song is a message from PUNPEE, the only one who remembers, to you.
Aliens disguised as great people are trying to drain our imagination with inertia! Again...
Those artists might have died if they had gone to that war.
How many future artists were among the victims of that war?
Surely, their ideas traveled through the air, we shape them without wasting them.
Let's create inspiration in a gray world, dream-like hobbies, Hero.