Текст и перевод песни Paille - Fanm lan

Fanm lan

ELLE: qu'est-ce que tu fous dans les toilettes
GENDARME: gendarmerie de Sainte-luce je vous écoute
PAILLE: allo monsieur
Oui bonjour
Pourquoi le bar il est fermé?
Vous pou... vous pouvez envoyer quelqu'un chez moi s'il vous plaît
Et elles sont où mes bouteilles
Oui mais quel est votre problème
Non parce que franchement je crois que ma copine est entrain de péter les plombs là
C'est-à-dire?
Mais tu te fous de ma gueule
Manzel à un problème hein... je suis enfermé dans les toilettes là...
éh tu sais quoi tu as intérêt de sortir de là et à me foutre mes affaires
...et je sais pas ce qui va arrivé alors s'il vous plait envoyé quelqu'un
Putain tu fais chier mêle toi de ce qui te regarde

I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
An ni bay a la byè si non i ka mal an pwen
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
AhhAhh

Mwen sé an doktè an bwè rhum kriyé mwen le médecin
Mè a foss domi an bay mwen kwè tchou mwen press plen
Spécialist an fanm fol é an budjet restreint
Lè yon' ka fè tchè mwen mal lot la ka gonflé tet' mwen
Manman mwen ja lass pléré di i palé ped mwen
Yo di si mwen pa bwen rhum mwen pé jiss bwè parfum
I di fodré sa chanjé ke bondyié sé rimed mwen
Di mandé an ti fanm douss pou i mété mwen a lez mwen
Donc on oublie les yéyéz ki ké brisé rev mwen
Le genre de fanm a pwoblem ki ké lé pran tet' mwen
An ni di sé le hasard
Kryéy le destin
Mè mwen fini ka tombé an lè an ti sè maren' ex mwen
Joli jeune fille san dossiyé mwen ménen enket' mwen
Premiyé sorti premiyé ver mon chè zot konnet' mwen
I pran boutey di ven an pliss san ke sa tro vex mwen
Mwen esséyé brè adany i mantché krazé dwet' mwen

I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
An ni bay a la byè si non i ka mal an pwen
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
AhhAhh

Tala sé an deuxième couplé mè i ja ni an lodè rhum
An sort' de kont' de fé an mitant an chan kann'
Adan istwaw ta la lé set' nen boulé an sand
Sé mwen ki tchek cendrillon mè i ka bwèy kon on nonm
Bref tou sa pa sa mi dé mwa nou ansanm
Ayen po ko té sériyé donc mwen pa té ka fan'
Mais repas de famille un 25 décembre
Mon chè pa té ni ayen j'ai emmené la personne
Mwen té ti bren stressé tonton mwen té assiz boy
Mais la jeune fille se tient bien jiss manman mwen kontany
Lontan i ka espéré mwen trouvé an ti fanm kon'y
I di si mwen lé viré fo pa mwen viré san'y
Mè dé lè menu lè chat' la la
Rat' la ka bay bal
Le repas est terminé maintenant c'est l'heure du champagne
Ma maman est un peu koutcha elle sort ses coupes en cristal
Madanm mwen pé pa di non, an ti kou pé pa fèy mal
Mè lissa ou lé mwen diy, sé pa fot' li sé an san'y
Yo vidé twa boutey épi bagay la pran'y
I di i po ko brè assé nou la ka fèy ped tan'y
I dégaré an la biyè i ouvey épi dan'y
Méssiyé douvan manman mwen: s
Manzel pa ka rand kot' kont'
Di mwen bien sa mwen fèy pou i pa lass fè mwen wonte
Mwen jiss rentré anlèy mwen di ki manniyè i sot'
Sa té ké an lot' boug i ja pran an kal(ot')
Bébé
Mais non mais non, pa ni bébé là. A chaque fois c'est pareil avec toi
Mais non je me sens bien
C'est toujours pareil avec toi
Tu sais déjà comment chuis quand j'ai bu
Ouais ouais n'importe quoi
Chéri
Ouais
J'ai envie de toi
Ah bon!
Allez on rentre?
éh bon éh manman, mè mwen pati hein! bisous!

I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
An ni bay a la byè si non i ka mal an pwen
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
AhhAhh

La jeune fille a trop bu elle est tchad et elle me chauffe
Chérie quand on va rentrer je sens que ça va être ruff
J'espère que t'as bien mangé, j'espère que tu as pris des forces
Je sais pas ce qui m'arrive mais je me sens toute chose
Moi même je descends soudé, appelle moi Alain Prost
Des dos d'âne à éviter mais je ne vois plus les bosses
Je vais jouer dans un film qui ne sera pas pour les gosses
La fille sens un peu l'alcool, c'est pas grave y'a le gloss
Mwen mwen pa bizwen diw ke mwen té ka bay bra
Mwen pa pran dix minutes pou mwen rivé an kay la
Kabann' lan té ja fèt' donc pa la pen' bay dra
Mwen roté triko mwen i ja roté tay la
Mè i ka di mwen attan'
Chéri reste là bouge pas
Je reviens j'vais me faire belle pour que tu profites de tout ça
Mwen rété twa kar dè ka attan' an ba kouch la
Levé wè sa ki rivé i pran somme y an douch la

I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
An ni bay a la byè si non i ka mal an pwen
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
Fo bay an bon feu pou i pé sa senti koy bien
I di mwen i pa fen i swèf i palé manjé i lé bwè
AhhAhh

The Woman

HER: What are you doing in the bathroom?
POLICE OFFICER: Sainte-Luce police station, I'm listening.
PAILLE: Hello sir.
Yes, hello.
Why is the bar closed?
Ca... can you send someone to my house please?
And where are my bottles?
Yes, but what is your problem?
No, because frankly I think my girlfriend is losing it right now.
What do you mean?
Are you kidding me?
Honey, there's a problem... I'm locked in the bathroom...
Hey, you know what, you better get out of there and give me my things.
...and I don't know what's going to happen, so please send someone.
Damn it, you're pissing me off, mind your own business.

She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
We have to give her beer, otherwise she gets hurt.
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
AhhAhh

I'm a raw rum drinking doctor, call me the physician.
Even when I'm deeply asleep, give me credit, I'm full of pressure.
Specialist in crazy women and tight budgets.
One can hurt me, the other can make my head swell.
My mother is tired of crying, says I'm talking about my feet.
They say if I don't have good rum, I might as well drink perfume.
She says it has to change, that God is my medicine.
Tell me to ask a sweet little woman to put me at ease.
So we forget about the drama queens who will shatter my dreams.
The kind of problematic woman who will get on my nerves.
We call it chance.
Call it destiny.
But I ended up falling for my ex's little brown-skinned sister.
Pretty young girl with no record, I'm conducting my investigation.
First outing, first drink, my dear, you know me.
She takes the bottle of wine, moreover, without being too offended.
I try to grab a peanut, she manages to crush my finger.

She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
We have to give her beer, otherwise she gets hurt.
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
AhhAhh

This is the second verse, but she already has the smell of rum.
I'm coming out of a sugarcane field.
In this story, seven noses are buried in the sand.
I'm the one who checked Cinderella, but she drinks like a man.
Anyway, all that doesn't matter, we've been together two months.
Nothing was serious, so I wasn't doing anything.
But family dinner on December 25th.
My darling didn't have anyone, I brought the person.
I was a little stressed, my uncle was sitting, drinking.
But the young lady is behaving well until my mother spoke.
For a long time she hoped I would find a girl like her.
She says if I want to turn around, I shouldn't turn around without her.
But sometimes the menu changes.
The rat is giving a ball.
Dinner is over, now it's champagne time.
My mother is a little tipsy, she takes out her crystal glasses.
My wife can't say no, a little sip won't hurt her.
But Lissa, listen to me, it's not her fault, it's in her blood.
They emptied three bottles and then the thing took her.
She says she's not full enough, we're wasting time.
She takes off her bra, opens it, and in it...
Gentlemen, in front of my mother:
Honey can't control herself.
Tell me what I did to her to make her so ashamed of me.
I just went upstairs, I said how did she get out?
She was with another guy, she already took her panties.
Baby.
No, no, no baby here. It's always the same with you.
But no, I feel good.
It's always the same with you.
You already know how I am when I've been drinking.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Honey.
Yeah?
I want you.
Oh really!
Shall we go home?
Okay, okay, Mom, I'm leaving! Kisses!

She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
We have to give her beer, otherwise she gets hurt.
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
AhhAhh

The girl has had too much to drink, she's drunk, and she's turning me on.
Honey, when we get home, I feel like it's going to be rough.
I hope you ate well, I hope you got your strength up.
I don't know what's happening to me, but I feel something.
I'm going down welded myself, call me Alain Prost.
Speed bumps to avoid, but I don't see the bumps anymore.
I'm going to play in a movie that won't be for kids.
The girl smells a little bit like alcohol, it's okay, there's gloss.
I don't need to tell you that I was giving it my all.
It didn't take me ten minutes to get home.
The bed was already made, so there was no need to put sheets on.
I took off my shirt, she already took off her dress.
But she tells me to wait.
Honey, stay there, don't move.
I'll be right back, I'm going to get beautiful so you can enjoy it all.
I stayed fifteen minutes waiting for a blowjob.
I got up to see what happened, she fell asleep in the shower.

She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
We have to give her beer, otherwise she gets hurt.
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
You have to light a good fire so she can feel it, alright?
She tells me she's not done, she's thirsty, she talks about food, she wants to drink.
AhhAhh