Текст и перевод песни Papkasseshow - Kender Du Det (Mona Mona)

Kender Du Det (Mona Mona)

Jeg sad ved andet bord i rækken - det var tredie skoledag
Vi var begyndt i 8. klasse - og vi havde samfundsfag
Pludselig gik døren op - der stod hun var ny
Hun hed Mona jeg blev hul og tom - og troede jeg blev syg
Hun havde store brune øjne - og hun gik i cowboytøj
Hendes hår var langt og lyst - og hun var ikke særlig høj
Når vi mødtes midt i døren - var det li'som jeg fik stød
Det var egentlig ikke væm'ligt for jeg syn's jo hun var sød
Men det var mer' end det jeg husker - at hun spurgte om mit navn
Jeg blev stum og dum og kold og klam da jeg stammed': "Jesper Ravn"
Ugen efter vidste klassen alt - og helvede brød løs
De råbte du er varm på Mona - Gi' hende nu det kys

Men min stemme er i overgang
Mit hår er helt forkert
Jeg går i det forkerte tøj
Og så er jeg genert
Åh Mona Mona Mona
Hvornår kommer den dag
Hvor jeg tør ta' din hånd
Hvor vi ka' stikke af sammen

Mona tog det pænt - hun ku' se jeg havde det skidt
Vi talte sjældent sammen - og det hjalp faktisk lidt
Drillerierne holdt op - alting virkede normalt
Men inden i mig selv var der stadig noget galt
Så en dag kom læ'ren ind - og gav os den besked
At vi sku' på lejrskole - op i nordsjælland et sted
Jeg ka' huske vi sku' mødes - under uret klokken ti
Jeg kom først i nye støvler - allersidste skrig
Der blev larmet på perronen - Hans og Mogens sad og røg
Der var en dejlig lugt af tjære og en masse larm og støj
Vi grined' i kupeen - alt var fint så blev jeg bleg
For jeg så at Mona sad Lige til venstre for mig

Og min stemme. ..

De sagde: "Ta' dog lidt på Mona - nu I sidder lige så tæt"
Men så gik døren op - og Vi sku' vise vor billet
Jeg var helt rød i ho'det - så jeg tog en supermand
Han fløj igennem byen I et helt afsindigt land
Tre banditter skød ham ned - med et stykke kryptonit
Da jeg så at Kalle skrev mit navn - med et stykke kridt
Så tegned' han et hjerte - jeg fór op og stak ham en
Mona sad og smiled' til en fyr, der hedder Sten
Jeg blev helt forvirret - og de andre skreg af grin
Jeg styrted' ud i gangen og jeg tænkte: "Dumme svin"
Hele toget rasled' - imens sjælland fór forbi
Jeg skulle være glad men jeg var trist fordi

Min stemme...

Om aft'nen var det ild i pejsen - lærererne gav vin
Vi sang med på smukke Charlie - du ved, den med Gasolin
Helle spilled' guitar - det lød ikke særlig godt
Så vi var ni der gik til stranden - Månen var så flot
Jeg gik bagest lidt alene - jeg ku' dufte Monas hår
Henrik spilled' op - han var jo osse sytten år
Vi satte os i sandet - jeg ku' mærke den der vin
Men pludselig ku' jeg osse mærke Monas hånd i min
Hun lagde sit hoved på min skulder - jeg fik pludselig selvtillid
Jeg glemte alt om tøj og bumser - i et stykke tid
Det første kys var dejligt - og der var ingen drilleri
Vi kom sammen flere måneder men nu er det forbi

Og min stemme er i overgang
Mit hår er helt forkert
Jeg går i det forkerte tøj
Og så er jeg genert
Åh Hanne Hanne Hanne
Hvornår kommer den dag
Åh Helle Helle Helle
Hvornår kommer den dag
Åh Gitte Gitte Gitte
Hvornår kommer den dag
Åh Anne Anne Anne
Hvornår kommer den dag
Hvor jeg tør ta' din hånd
Hvor vi ka' stikke af sammen

Do You Know It (Mona Mona)

I sat at the second table in the row - it was the third day of school
We had just started 8th grade - and we had social studies
Suddenly the door opened - there she stood, she was new
Her name was Mona, I went hollow and empty - and thought I was getting sick
She had big brown eyes - and she wore cowboy clothes
Her hair was long and light - and she wasn't very tall
When we met in the middle of the door - it was like I got a shock
It wasn't really gross because I thought she was cute
But it was more than that, I remember - that she asked for my name
I went mute and dumb and cold and clammy when I stammered: "Jesper Ravn"
The week after, the class knew everything - and hell broke loose
They shouted you're hot for Mona - Give her that kiss now

But my voice is breaking
My hair is all wrong
I'm wearing the wrong clothes
And I'm shy
Oh Mona Mona Mona
When will the day come
When I dare to take your hand
When we can run away together

Mona took it nicely - she could see I was feeling bad
We rarely talked - and that actually helped a bit
The teasing stopped - everything seemed normal
But inside myself something was still wrong
Then one day the teacher came in - and gave us the news
That we were going on a school trip - up in North Zealand somewhere
I remember we were supposed to meet - under the clock at ten
I came first in new boots - the latest fashion
There was noise on the platform - Hans and Mogens were smoking
There was a lovely smell of tar and a lot of noise and commotion
We laughed in the compartment - everything was fine then I turned pale
Because I saw that Mona was sitting right to the left of me

And my voice...

They said: "Go on, touch Mona a little - now that you're sitting so close"
But then the door opened - and we had to show our ticket
I was completely red in the face - so I grabbed a Superman comic
He flew through the city in a completely insane land
Three bandits shot him down - with a piece of kryptonite
When I saw that Kalle wrote my name - with a piece of chalk
Then he drew a heart - I jumped up and punched him
Mona sat and smiled at a guy named Sten
I got completely confused - and the others screamed with laughter
I rushed out into the hallway and thought: "Stupid pigs"
The whole train rattled - while Zealand passed by
I should have been happy but I was sad because

My voice...

In the evening there was a fire in the fireplace - the teachers gave wine
We sang along to beautiful Charlie - you know, the one with Gasolin
Helle played guitar - it didn't sound very good
So nine of us went to the beach - The moon was so beautiful
I walked behind a little alone - I could smell Mona's hair
Henrik was flirting - he was also seventeen
We sat down in the sand - I could feel that wine
But suddenly I could also feel Mona's hand in mine
She laid her head on my shoulder - I suddenly got confidence
I forgot all about clothes and pimples - for a while
The first kiss was lovely - and there was no teasing
We dated for several months but now it's over

And my voice is breaking
My hair is all wrong
I'm wearing the wrong clothes
And I'm shy
Oh Hanne Hanne Hanne
When will the day come
Oh Helle Helle Helle
When will the day come
Oh Gitte Gitte Gitte
When will the day come
Oh Anne Anne Anne
When will the day come
When I dare to take your hand
When we can run away together